Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 18:20:37 May 5, 2014 18:20:37

With Adam Levine it’s his lips. They’re the same shade as his skin (Dlisted)

JLO is giving me a strong case of the Versaces (TooFab)

Why does Porny Jessica Simpson keep hitching up her shoulders? (The Superficial)

Finally! Maggie Gyllenhaal makes a fashion comeback. (Just Jared)

Jessica Szohr on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio is the link here, obviously (Pop Sugar)

Lupita’s lovely dress at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Cele|bitchy)

Trying to toughen up Robert Pattinson. Better than that Vanity Fair cover (Socialite Life)

Are Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom moving in together? Oh come on. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

LOVE this top on Taylor Swift (I'm Not Obsessed)

Eddie kisses too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 17:32:44 May 5, 2014 17:32:44
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North Woods/ Splash

I love creeping on couples kissing in the subway. Actually, not just kissing. Fighting too. And flirting. Especially when they’re teenagers. It’s the best. Imagine you were at the subway though, in New York, and there’s Eddie Redmayne kissing his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe? I’d get on their train even if it wasn’t my train. Full Story

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Do-Over

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2014 16:35:03 May 5, 2014 16:35:03

Mad Men Season 7 Episode 4 recap There are very, very few things about this show that I find incongruous. That is, most of the time, even when there’s a pointed remark about time, and how different things are – or a plot about a computer taking over a whole room – they do their best to make us feel like the problems then are the problems now, and nothing changes, and offices are ridiculous, and there was a time when you could fat-shame Don Draper. Full Story

Rachel kissing Patrick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 16:02:04 May 5, 2014 16:02:04
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Pacific Coast News

Please note, Rachel McAdams is not kissing Ryan Gosling. Please note, they have not gotten back together. I stress this because there was some bullsh-t that was reported a couple of months ago when people thought Gosling and Eva Mendes broke up. They did not. But you keep wishing for it. And it’s time to let that die. Full Story

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The Beygency & Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 15:34:32 May 5, 2014 15:34:32
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I thought Andrew Garfield did a great job on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Good energy, good commitment, and of course Emma Stone was part of it. Definitely one of the strongest hosts of the season. Even his closing remarks were endearing. And did you see them at the end there, before they hugged? She was like, “You did it!” And the 14 year old in me almost cried. Full Story

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X-Men dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 13:58:50 May 5, 2014 13:58:50
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Have you seen this yet? All credit to Hugh Jackman who just…he just…he makes everyone better. Like if you’re on a press tour with Hugh Jackman, or doing a three-way interview with him, you’re compelled to be as charming and as charismatic as he is. Because otherwise, you just end up looking like a sulky f-ck. Full Story

Kerry Washington got you again

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2014 13:50:45 May 5, 2014 13:50:45

Kerry Washington had a daughter, two weeks ago. While you were slavering over the Scandal finale all “hashtag Gladiators guys, come on!” she was having her child in peace and quiet. In fact, I don’t even think her Twitter account went dark.  As for the name, well, I assume it’s a family name, right? Isabelle Amarachi Asomugha. Full Story

Ben Affleck’s gambling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 13:41:51 May 5, 2014 13:41:51
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Ethan Miller/ Getty

Oh the Ups and Downs of gambling… Ahem. AHEM. I mean, if that wasn’t obvious enough. And if it was obvious, you should not be surprised about what happened to Ben Affleck in Vegas last week. He was at the Hard Rock playing blackjack, allegedly counting cards. The casino busted him and has reportedly banned him from gaming. Full Story

Twosomes

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2014 13:16:23 May 5, 2014 13:16:23

Game Of Thrones Season 4 Episode 5 recap Excuse me?  A preview with Ned Stark in it? Okay this is going to be GOOD. This episode was comprised almost entirely of twosomes. One conversation after another held between two people, without the artifice of everyone around to perform for, who can cut straight to the heart of the matter. Full Story

May 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2014 12:41:39 May 5, 2014 12:41:39

Anne! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your sister Audrey who appreciates your efforts in finding her a celebrity husband like George Clooney. Here’s James Franco. And yes, you should be ashamed about that dream! And for Maureen who had a sh-tty week…Happy Belated Birthday! Hope the weekend made up for the days preceding it. Full Story