Monday, October 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I’m trying to figure out why Bruce Willis, who currently has nothing to promote, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s not like he just showed up at 11pm and read the cards. You spend several days there.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 14, 2013 16:00:58 Posted at October 14, 2013 16:00:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a shorter day today because I’m going back to my long weekend. Regular blog schedule resumes tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!

This guy sings better than Ebola Paris Hilton (Dlisted)

If you thought you couldn’t love Sandra Bullock any more but when she does it you smile, and when Gwyneth does it, you want to punch her (FishWrapper)

I actually don’t mind the red dress Brooklyn Decker is wearing (The Superficial)

Um, I don’t think this is Saoirse Ronan (Just Jared)

Camilla Alves in a great olive dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny went to a wedding this weekend (Pop Sugar)

Robin Thicke’s endless backpedal (Cele|bitchy)

QB Channing Tatum (Socialite Life)

Parenting clashes might lead to a Claire Danes divorce… even though STAR Magazine probably doesn’t know they seem totally fine in Toronto (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney goes to London and the weave isn’t that bad (I'm Not Obsessed)

Forget about my drug problem

October 14, 2013 15:41:37 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

 Zac Efron went to rehab. They say it was cocaine. Here’s something you should already know: almost all of them use it recreationally in Hollywood – to party, to stay thin, to stay up. For some of them it’s how you might enjoy your wine. For others it’s how you might enjoy too much of your wine. Full Story

Meg Works Fast

October 14, 2013 15:31:40 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:31:40
Maria Posted by Maria

On October 3, I wrote about the PEOPLE cover story on Meg Ryan: Inside Her New Life. I looked for it a few times at the grocery store but didn’t find the full print edition, but it doesn’t matter anyway because, as I suspected at the time, it was just a precursor to Meg easing back into the spotlight. Full Story

Vanity Fair didn’t come between G and Jay

October 14, 2013 15:14:55 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t want any of her friends to be friends with Vanity Fair. And then Jay Z showed up on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair. Did it come between them? Of course not. As if G could be mad at Jay. There’s an upper hand in that relationship. And the power isn’t blonde. Full Story

Gwyneth vs Graydon: Graydon speaks!

October 14, 2013 14:52:32 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:52:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick recap, in case you’ve forgotten…but how could you forget? Vanity Fair wanted to do a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow who has been on the cover 5 times. She refused and sent an email to all her friends telling them to boycott the magazine. Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, is currently promoting the 100th anniversary of the publication. Full Story

Family day before the big win

October 14, 2013 14:28:58 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
James Haynes /Splash News

The Patriots handed the Saints their first loss of the season yesterday because, well, because Tom Brady was Tom Brady at the end of the game. New England had no business walking away with a win. And then, as he does, Brady reads the coverage and steps up and fires a perfect pass and F-CK ME my Dolphins were on bye week and why couldn’t they have stepped it up harder against the Ravens last week? But this is why I say that Jacek and most dudes I know, they would for Tom Brady. Full Story

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Shia LaBeouf: GOOD for Gossip

October 14, 2013 14:17:54 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:17:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Shia LaBeouf, Noted Weirdo, got into a kerfuffle in London. It isn’t the first time—about a year ago he got into it at a bar over a baseball cap (because that’s a thing), and now he’s getting kicked in the nuts for filming a girl who was throwing up on the street in Leicester Square. Full Story

Charlie Hunnam avoids his Batman

October 14, 2013 14:09:15 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:09:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Charlie Hunnam dropped out of Fifty Shades Of Grey just in time for Thanksgiving. The “official” reason according to the studio: “The filmmakers of Fifty Shades of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule, which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey," Bullsh-t, right? No one is believing this explanation, not even the reporters from outlets Full Story

The Walking Dead 4.1: “You don’t get to come back”

October 14, 2013 13:59:55 Posted at October 14, 2013 13:59:55
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 1 recap We’re embarking a new season of The Walking Dead, the first one that is Horrible Lori-free, and we’ve also disposed of Andrea who, like this show itself, never lived up to her potential but was sucky and annoying. The show has considerable ground to make up after three seasons of literal stumbling around in the wilderness, searching for a point, but there’s reason to hope Full Story

Friday, October 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Is it just me or did Scandal actually …slow down? A little? The show still moves at a ridiculous pace but I feel like we only blew through 4 plot developments instead of the 8 we were getting per episode last season.  Read Full Intro