Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 19:22:51 May 2, 2014 19:22:51

Sasha Finds Taylor’s dress, Selena’s jumper, and Emma’s collar in LifeStyle

This is a really, really great bitch face (Dlisted)

I really, really want to try Rihanna’s lipstick (The Superficial)

Will Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson get back together in Cannes? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Is this the look of a man who has cold feet? (Pop Sugar)

How Amber Heard is like Katie Holmes (Cele|bitchy)

Hugh Jackman also dismembered himself (Just Jared)

This is why Gwyneth doesn’t want to go to the MET Gala (Too Fab)

I didn’t know they still sold these short sets (Hollywood Tuna)

I actually would listen to three hours of Kanye ranting (Reality Tea)

I would wear everything that Jared Leto is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself)

Bradley Cooper, beefcake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 17:25:55 May 2, 2014 17:25:55
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4CRNS /Bruce /GALLO /FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Bradley Cooper’s put on almost 40 lbs of muscle for his upcoming role in American Sniper. You can tell. Check him out in Beverly Hills yesterday going on Henry Cavill in his t-shirt. Everywhere. He’s jacked up everywhere. The chest, the arms, even the neck, look at the thickness of his neck, and the face too. Full Story

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The Artist is an Attention Whore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 16:44:32 May 2, 2014 16:44:32

James Franco denied f-cking Lindsay Lohan on Howard Stern earlier this week. He also called her “delusional” and accused her of being an attention whore at one of his acting classes. Agree. She’s delusional and an attention whore but… Well… James Franco is also an attention whore. Full Story

Anna Kendrick, Late Night Host?

Duana Posted by Duana at May 2, 2014 15:46:02 May 2, 2014 15:46:02
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Jason Merritt /Getty Images

And now, in things I didn’t expect to be writing about… Craig Ferguson is leaving The Late Late Show and ESQUIRE humbly proposes that Anna Kendrick get the hosting spot. Which is absurd, of course. Anna Kendrick is a movie actress. Full Story

Hot Harry in America!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 15:25:54 May 2, 2014 15:25:54
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PacificCoastNews, Splash News, MiamiPIXX /SBMF /FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Prince Harry was in Miami the other day before heading to Memphis with his brother for Guy Pelly’s wedding. Naturally, he hit up a club. Naturally he was talking closely with a woman. Unfortunately he didn’t get naked with her and pick up a cue stick. It’s probably not that he didn’t want to. Full Story

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Saturday night in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 14:38:57 May 2, 2014 14:38:57
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Alberto Reyes /WENN

Andrew Garfield is hosing Saturday Night Live this weekend with musical guest Coldplay. Apropos of nothing… Alexa Chung was in New York last night at FIT’s The Future of Fashion Runway Show. She was also seen walking around with a friend. Is she the Sky Full Of Stars? This is the new song that was released this week. Full Story

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For Sale: Gwyneth’s Closet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 13:57:20 May 2, 2014 13:57:20

GOOP.com crashed just minutes after the announcement yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow was putting items from her closet up for sale. I tried for a couple of hours and gave up. Then when I checked back this morning, almost everything was gone. Including Beyonce’s booties. For $2500. All of the proceeds are going to charity. Full Story

May 2, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2014 13:25:11 May 2, 2014 13:25:11

I can’t imagine my home without dogs, even though both of my dogs are assholes. Still, it wouldn’t feel right to walk in the door without knowing there might be a little guy greeting you, depending what mood he’s in. Sometimes they just stay in bed and make you go say hi to them. Full Story

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s been a really intense 12 hours. The Raptors had built up a 20 point lead on the Brooklyn Nets. Then… it’s like everyone in the arena – and all over Toronto – looked down at their phones at the same time: Rob Ford takes leave of absence, enters rehab.  Read Full Intro

The betrothed on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 20:39:55 May 1, 2014 20:39:55
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Bauer, FameFlynet

Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney boarded a private jet today in Van Nuys, destination unknown. They've been together in LA for at least a week and during that time, he proposed. So maybe now it's time to go back to London, where she's based. Maybe she has to go back to work. What's her work schedule anyway? There's a question -- not necessarily about her employment hours but simple geography. Full Story

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Jon Snow and Gidget were at the same party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 19:24:01 May 1, 2014 19:24:01
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Wenn, Karwai Tang/ Gareth Cattermole/ Getty

I don't think we've seen Rose Leslie's Gidget on Game Of Thrones for three episodes. (Yes I know it's not actually Gidget but I can't pronounce the real one.) This is too bad. Because she and Jon Snow are apart. And mad at each other. And that means there's been no sexual tension. Full Story

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