Tina and Amy. Twice.

October 15, 2013 14:17:47 Posted at October 15, 2013 14:17:47
Duana Posted by Duana
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I mean, it’s a no-brainer. Isn’t it? Tina and Amy have done the impossible – they’ve secured hosting spots for the Golden Globes for the next two years in a row. They were awesome, everyone agreed. They were awesome because they A) Didn’t pull any punches – they left everything on the floor; and B) Were equal opportunity offenders – Taylor Swift jokes weren’t the only ones that landed (they’re just the ones that everyone remembers some 10 months later); and finally, and most importantly… C) They didn’t f*cking care if you liked it. Full Story

Blake & Ryan return to the birthplace of their love

October 15, 2013 14:05:24 Posted at October 15, 2013 14:05:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived in New Orleans on Sunday where he’ll be shooting a new movie called Selfless. The significance of New Orleans? Well, that’s where they shot Green Lantern…when he was still married to Scarlett Johansson. The relationship did not develop until after he and Scarjo were over but Blake was into it, totally. Full Story

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Is this the New Normal?

October 15, 2013 13:51:35 Posted at October 15, 2013 13:51:35
Duana Posted by Duana

Homeland Season 3 Episode 3 recap Did you love it? Did you sit at the end of the episode and go “That’s my satisfying episode of Homeland”? You didn’t, did you? Look, I can’t claim they’re playing things safe. If they were, Brody would still be in hiding somewhere within striking distance of the CIA, and Carrie would be sneaking in to see him while maintaining her bad poker face at work, and we’d all be snarking about how they were just running the same race over again, second verse same as the first. Full Story

October 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 15, 2013 13:37:36 Posted at October 15, 2013 13:37:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer! Happy Birthday with love from Jessica! Look forward to meeting you on Friday at The Social. What an honour and responsibility – we’ll get your weekend started off right! Here are Jesse Pinkman and “Jake Ballard” by request. Please tell me you’re watching Scandal…right? Full Story

Monday, October 14, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I’m trying to figure out why Bruce Willis, who currently has nothing to promote, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s not like he just showed up at 11pm and read the cards. You spend several days there.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

October 14, 2013 16:00:58 Posted at October 14, 2013 16:00:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a shorter day today because I’m going back to my long weekend. Regular blog schedule resumes tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!

This guy sings better than Ebola Paris Hilton (Dlisted)

If you thought you couldn’t love Sandra Bullock any more but when she does it you smile, and when Gwyneth does it, you want to punch her (FishWrapper)

I actually don’t mind the red dress Brooklyn Decker is wearing (The Superficial)

Um, I don’t think this is Saoirse Ronan (Just Jared)

Camilla Alves in a great olive dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Porny went to a wedding this weekend (Pop Sugar)

Robin Thicke’s endless backpedal (Cele|bitchy)

QB Channing Tatum (Socialite Life)

Parenting clashes might lead to a Claire Danes divorce… even though STAR Magazine probably doesn’t know they seem totally fine in Toronto (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney goes to London and the weave isn’t that bad (I'm Not Obsessed)

Forget about my drug problem

October 14, 2013 15:41:37 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

 Zac Efron went to rehab. They say it was cocaine. Here’s something you should already know: almost all of them use it recreationally in Hollywood – to party, to stay thin, to stay up. For some of them it’s how you might enjoy your wine. For others it’s how you might enjoy too much of your wine. Full Story

Meg Works Fast

October 14, 2013 15:31:40 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:31:40
Maria Posted by Maria

On October 3, I wrote about the PEOPLE cover story on Meg Ryan: Inside Her New Life. I looked for it a few times at the grocery store but didn’t find the full print edition, but it doesn’t matter anyway because, as I suspected at the time, it was just a precursor to Meg easing back into the spotlight. Full Story

Vanity Fair didn’t come between G and Jay

October 14, 2013 15:14:55 Posted at October 14, 2013 15:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t want any of her friends to be friends with Vanity Fair. And then Jay Z showed up on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair. Did it come between them? Of course not. As if G could be mad at Jay. There’s an upper hand in that relationship. And the power isn’t blonde. Full Story

Gwyneth vs Graydon: Graydon speaks!

October 14, 2013 14:52:32 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:52:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick recap, in case you’ve forgotten…but how could you forget? Vanity Fair wanted to do a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow who has been on the cover 5 times. She refused and sent an email to all her friends telling them to boycott the magazine. Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, is currently promoting the 100th anniversary of the publication. Full Story

Family day before the big win

October 14, 2013 14:28:58 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Patriots handed the Saints their first loss of the season yesterday because, well, because Tom Brady was Tom Brady at the end of the game. New England had no business walking away with a win. And then, as he does, Brady reads the coverage and steps up and fires a perfect pass and F-CK ME my Dolphins were on bye week and why couldn’t they have stepped it up harder against the Ravens last week? But this is why I say that Jacek and most dudes I know, they would for Tom Brady. Full Story

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