Justified 5.8: “I’m on vacation”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 5, 2014 15:55:48 March 5, 2014 15:55:48

Justified Season 5 Episode 8 recap Wendy Crowe has 99 problems and being a Crowe is all of them. It starts with sketchy “Uncle Jack” arriving—in a sweet Chevelle—at Kendall’s behest and ends with, well, actually Wendy pretty much gets her way in this one, but you can’t help but feel like the ruinous Crowe luck will catch up with her sooner rather than later. Full Story

Angelina parties with Madonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2014 15:14:33 March 5, 2014 15:14:33
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Madonna’s annual Oscar party on Sunday night – the big news coming out of it was that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn were all over each other (and that might explain why she wore that sh-tty dress – click here for a refresher). You know what got buried under that though? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were there too. Full Story

March 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2014 15:00:21 March 5, 2014 15:00:21

Amy! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Caitlin and the rest of the A-team who hope that “your boobs keep getting bigger, while the rest of you gets smaller”. What would Ron Swanson’s thoughts be on that?   Full Story

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Dear Gossips,

“And don’t you f-cking forget it” – what Cate Blanchett said in the press room backstage at the Oscars upon being asked about her accomplishment as the first Australian to win two Oscars for acting.  Read Full Intro

Where now, Lupita?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 23:16:35 March 4, 2014 23:16:35
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The Oscars are over. Time to get the f-ck out of LA. Just hours after the parties, Lupita Nyong’o arrived at LAX yesterday, destination unknown. Where now, Lupita? She doesn’t have her next project lined up…yet. I hope and I want to believe that that’s only because she’s taking her time to make her next move. Full Story

Two and a Half Morons

Maria Posted by Maria at March 4, 2014 23:09:28 March 4, 2014 23:09:28
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I can’t take credit for this title – Roseanne came up with it first. Did you know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged? Of course you do, because she wore her ring to the Grove and both PEOPLE and Gossip Cop have confirmed with “inside sources” (the most official way to unofficially confirm something). Full Story

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Chelsea Handler says her racist tweets aren’t racist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 22:24:25 March 4, 2014 22:24:25
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For some reason, HuffPo asked Chelsea Handler to live-tweet the Oscars from their Twitter account. And…well…that went well. Chelsea is currently promoting a new book called Uganda Be Kidding Me so I assume it was all part of the publicity effort. I guess it makes sense. Chelsea often says c-nty things. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 21:36:46 March 4, 2014 21:36:46

Cameron Diaz and your vagina (Dlisted)

I like this Oscar dress better than Charlize Theron’s (The Superficial)

Hayden Panettiere tries on a lot of wedding dresses (Too Fab)

Michael Fassbender parties with Benedict Cumberbatch (Cele|bitchy)

Good dress on Sophia Bush (Just Jared)

A good high-waisted denim skirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Even this dress was better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress! (Reality Tea)

The benefits of being Lupita’s +1 (Pop Sugar)

Super cute outfit on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

OK this dress was not better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Sleeping on hospital chairs

Duana Posted by Duana at March 4, 2014 19:53:16 March 4, 2014 19:53:16

Girls Season 3 Episode 9 recap How dare you make me emotional, Girls. How dare you offer up something fine and nuanced about one of the worst parts of adulthood – watching your parents become both more wise and more flawed at the same time. This is not what we signed up for. Where’s the coke and awkward blowjobs? For the second time this season I’m about to anoint this episode the best one Girls has ever done. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2014 18:55:22 March 4, 2014 18:55:22

Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. Full Story

Apollo. Apollo?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 4, 2014 18:39:56 March 4, 2014 18:39:56
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I mean look, I guess they can name their kids whatever they want. I’ve seen them do it. And after you’ve had sons named Kingston and Zuma, you can’t easily call the next one Kevin. So I get it and, in fact, I like Apollo better than Kingston or Zuma. It seems like the kind of name that would be a hero in a tween sitcom. Full Story