Michael Fassbender: Oscar Invisible

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 15:18:03 March 3, 2014 15:18:03
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He didn't want to campaign. He wasn't into the whole drama. If he'd played though, I wonder if he couldn't have given Jared Leto a run. We'll never know though because Michael Fassbender decided not to participate. But he couldn't not come. He's not Judi Dench, after all. Full Story

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Emma Watson: Not Oscars Best Dressed

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2014 14:52:58 March 3, 2014 14:52:58
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I look at Emma Watson, with the whole of Hollywood spread out before her, and I think that while she might not get the most interesting jobs, and she might not be doing the most risqué work, and she probably is filling her schedule with movies that are good but not the best, she should definitely have best dressed on a lock. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake: Oscar one colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 14:23:55 March 3, 2014 14:23:55
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Mrs Timberlake wore Chanel Haute Couture, pretty much right off the runway. And since Chanel dresses so few people, it was certainly some kind of statement – she doesn’t have to wear Cavalli. Fine. But if I were Karl Lagerfeld, I’d reconsider for next time. Because she managed to make Chanel totally unremarkable. Full Story

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Meryl Streep: Oscars Most Grace

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2014 13:49:11 March 3, 2014 13:49:11
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 So, in today’s unpopular opinion, I hate grace. I hate that it’s the first trait we apply to women who don’t scream their sexiness out all over the place. I hate that it’s used as a synonym for “pretty and polite and thin” but it’s supposed to have a loftier meaning than that. Full Story

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John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 13:30:53 March 3, 2014 13:30:53
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So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. Full Story

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Jada Pinkett Smith: Worst Oscar pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 13:00:28 March 3, 2014 13:00:28
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There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and over again. I hate it. I hate the colour, I hate the material, and I especially hate the way the sweep over the shoulder goes all the way down her back. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: Oscar Wrinkles

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2014 12:51:21 March 3, 2014 12:51:21
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Whenever one of my friends starts to get all anxiety about what to wear to a party, I always tell them to remember that at 99% of social gatherings, all that matters is what you look like from the chest up. Parties are so crowded that the slightly too-big pants or scuffed shoes are not going to be noticed. Full Story

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Zac Efron & Kellan Lutz: Oscar lightweights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 12:41:56 March 3, 2014 12:41:56
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One of my favourite things to say is that “the Academy doesn’t let riffraff onto its red carpet” which is why I didn’t believe for a minute that Rob Ford would actually be coming to the Oscars. And then Kellan Lutz showed up. Thing is, I’m not sure actually sure Kellan Lutz went inside. Full Story

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Pharrell: Best All-Around Steeze

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2014 12:11:47 March 3, 2014 12:11:47
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Pharrell, you beautiful creature, you. You are the embodiment of exactly what it’s supposed to be to be a celebrity. You show up to places, and you are pleased as hell with your accomplished-yet-relaxed-appearing life, and you wear still more compelling-yet-not-serious stuff, and you’re also – almost incidentally – phenomenally successful. Full Story

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Reese’s Oscar party cleave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2014 11:47:07 March 3, 2014 11:47:07
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When’s the last time you remember seeing this much cleavage from Reese Witherspoon? Have you ever seen a side breast from Reese Witherspoon? If I were her, and after 3 children, I’d be showing side breast too. Have we found ourselves at the beginning of a Reese Witherspoon style change? This deep cut Jason Wu is never something I would have predicted we’d ever see on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

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Viola Davis: Best Oscar First Arrival

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2014 11:28:08 March 3, 2014 11:28:08
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Thankless. It’s thankless to be first on the carpet. Firstly, you know that your reps put you out there as an early bargaining chip. They need someone recognizable and reliable but not too exciting to arrive early so that nobody turns off the TV. So you’re the anchor, but then on social media, everyone’s like ‘enough already, who cares, what was she thinking wearing that anyway?’ Which is why Davis’ easy-breezy “here I am, what do you need to know” attitude is so useful. Full Story

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