Smutty Tingles

December 23, 2013 18:58:30 Posted at December 23, 2013 18:58:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I never, EVER want to see this again. EVER. (Dlisted) When you wear a coat like this, of course your mouth has to be open (FishWrapper Full Story

Blair and Seth’s first engaged Christmas

December 23, 2013 17:06:28 Posted at December 23, 2013 17:06:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody were out with the dogs yesterday morning in LA. Is it the first time they’ve been sighted together since it was reported that they’re engaged? Let’s pretend that it is. Because I’m just as excited as I was the day it was announced. Which is as excited as I was when they first started dating… Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen! How does that ever get old? As if it weren’t twee enough, with the California/NY wedding, he’s got the old big dog and she has the handbag version. Full Story

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Uncle Leo and the kids

December 23, 2013 16:34:26 Posted at December 23, 2013 16:34:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
JLM /Splash News

He’s Uncle Leo to Tobey Maguire’s kids, Ruby and Otis. Also to his girlfriends, but that’s not what we’re doing here. At least not yet. Check out Leonardo DiCaprio in Hollywood yesterday with Maguire’s wife, Jennifer Meyer, and children after lunch. Tobey apparently had to leave early so it was up to Leo to usher everyone out. Full Story

Drake & Zoe are wearing me down

December 23, 2013 16:21:27 Posted at December 23, 2013 16:21:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Drake and Rihanna are my jam, my Genie wish. But as I also said last week, Drake managed to find an exception. It’s not like Matt Kemp who went from Rihanna to one of Kanye West’s fiancee’s sisters. There is not only no shame in hooking up with Zoe Kravitz, it actually comes with a lot of swagger. Full Story

She named him Bear

December 23, 2013 16:11:59 Posted at December 23, 2013 16:11:59
Duana Posted by Duana

Bear Winslet, mind you. There is no indication of this baby being a RocknRoll.  But there you have it. Bear. Before you go all “celebrities and their wacky names!”, Kate Winslet’s older two children are named Mia and Joe. So, I mean, Bear is a noted step in the direction of the twee. Full Story

Beysus doesn’t settle with anyone

December 23, 2013 15:53:56 Posted at December 23, 2013 15:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael Carpenter /MediaPunch /WENN

Beyonce’s visual album Beyonce has now topped one million copies. When she first dropped her flawlessness on iTunes, Target and then Amazon declared that they wouldn’t stock the card copy because she chose to partner with Apple. So what did B do? Oh she dropped in on a Walmart in Boston the other day and gifted 750 shoppers in the store with $50 gift certificates each, spending $37,000 on her “fans”. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s Christmas settlement

December 23, 2013 15:27:07 Posted at December 23, 2013 15:27:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fights are being resolved everywhere, just in time for Christmas. But if this is the season of forgiveness, why am I so disappointed? According to US Weekly, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter are friends again. Or, I should say, they don’t want to hate each other in public anymore. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s Christmas settlement

December 23, 2013 14:49:34 Posted at December 23, 2013 14:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Reporter broke the news late Friday that Tom Cruise and Bauer Publishing (INTOUCH, LIFE&STYLE) have settled. Cruise was suing the magazines for $50 million for suggesting that he’d “abandoned” daughter Suri after Ninja Katie left him in the middle of the night but he was the one who took the worst hits during discovery as Bauer lawyers went full gossip on his ass, taking the opportunity to ask him about his dealings with Xenu and his dating practises. Full Story

SNL is all about JT

December 23, 2013 14:29:59 Posted at December 23, 2013 14:29:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Andrew Rocke /AKM-GSI /Splash News

Saturday Night Live this weekend was supposed to be hosted by Jimmy Fallon. What ended up happening was that it was hosted by Justin Timberlake and co-hosted by Jimmy Fallon. The only time cast members were given an opportunity to shine? When JT WASN’T in the sketches. But you expect that, right? Just as you expected the Gibbs to return and something-ville to be featured and, yes, you definitely expected a skit to end on “Justin Timberlake is the sexiest” as an answer on Family Feud. Full Story

Friday, December 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Perhaps to remind everybody that their award is the only award that matters, the Academy released a trailer this week with host Ellen DeGeneres to promote the upcoming Oscars. Ellen’s walking and dancing and lipsynching.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2013 20:52:28 Posted at December 20, 2013 20:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t forget – I’m still posting next week!

Sasha Finds black coats and Blake’s oxfords in LifeStyle

The first celebrity marriage of 2014? (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes without makeup, kinda cute (FishWrapper)

I don’t give a sh-t what he has to say. I want to hear from Lady Gaga (The Superficial)

Meryl Streep is such a badass (Just Jared)

This fake body looks so real! (Hollywood Tuna)

OK I really want the Blue Ivy Carter and Madonna’s Mercy to be friends (Pop Sugar)

I totally believe Leonardo DiCaprio would bet half a million dollars to stay single (Cele|bitchy)

It’s like when one breaks up in this family, they all have to break up (Evil Beet Gossip)

The girl in the Kellan Lutz movie is way more interesting than Kellan Lutz (Pink Is The New Blog)

LOVE Ali Larter’s jacket (Go Fug Yourself)