Monday, April 21, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Serious question: Has Jaime Lannister ever had sex with anyone other than his sister? That’s actually the only question I have for the books. Duana’s posting the Game Of Thrones recap first thing this morning but what happened before Cersei and Jaime is what, to me, was the best scene of Episode 3: the early education of Tommen Baratheon.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 20:02:27 April 21, 2014 20:02:27

FINALLY they’re starting to turn on this creep. Does this make up for putting Kanye West’s fiancée on the cover? (Dlisted)

The BIC’s Easter (TooFab)

Next candidate to put the great motherhood whitewash to the test (The Superficial)

I’m really into Ewan McGregor’s hair like this (Just Jared)

Dressing like an asshole at Coachella, week 2 (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s baby is growing (Pop Sugar)

Not a bad dress on Katy Cambridge but the shoe choice is a problem (Cele|bitchy)

Does it seem like she’s been pregnant forever? (Socialite Life)

Ian Somerhalder is over Nina Dobrev (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

How many awesome jumpsuits does Gwen Stefani own? (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Bradley Cooper & Suki Waterhouse are still together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 17:32:10 April 21, 2014 17:32:10
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FameFlynet, Splash

What low grade magazine reported that it was over? Well, it’s not over. It can’t be over if they spent the weekend in Paris. They do like the Paris. They’ve been in Paris several times together. Paris is their mini-break destination. You go to the cottage/cabin. For Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse it’s Paris. Full Story

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I’m So Many People

Duana Posted by Duana at April 21, 2014 16:48:21 April 21, 2014 16:48:21

Mad Men Season 7 Episode 2 recap The first thing I thought I wanted to write about where last night’s Mad Men was concerned was that Peggy was a complete and total brat. But then I started to think about it. What constitutes a brat? I guess a person who storms in somewhere wanting their own way, then slams doors and hangs up telephones and kicks trash cans until they get what they want, making everyone else miserable in the process. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence: NY Easter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 16:09:40 April 21, 2014 16:09:40
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Splash, Keystone

Jennifer Lawrence spent part of Easter Sunday with friends in Soho yesterday. X-Men: Days Of Future Past comes out in a month. And since she’s among the most famous/celebrated/popular members of the cast, they’ll want to see a lot of her in the press. If you check the movie on IMDB Full Story

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Big G and the bilby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 15:00:55 April 21, 2014 15:00:55
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Pool/ Getty

Big Prince George continues his adventures Down Under. He went with his parents to the zoo. They introduced him to a bilby who used to be called Boy George but has now been renamed after Big G. Big G wanted to touch the bilby. His mother, Princess Catherine, was like, um, don’t let the Bruiser near the animal. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s girl rally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 14:23:45 April 21, 2014 14:23:45
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow went out for dinner the other night. Nicole Richie was there. Gwen Stefani was there. That’s all the paps managed to get. Later on though, G, Nicole, and Gwen posted a group photo to their social media accounts. Naomi Watts was also there. And Stella McCartney. And half of My Obsession, Sam Taylor-Johnson. Full Story

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“I am the Scandal”

Duana Posted by Duana at April 21, 2014 13:53:52 April 21, 2014 13:53:52

Scandal Season 3 Episode 22 recap Look, it had to be big. It had to be hardcore because that’s what we’ve come to expect from Scandal, and because all the people watching who would probably never call themselves thrill-seekers are now smacking their veins, desperate for the next hit of weird twisted family/president/B6-13 shiz to come their way. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s miscarriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 13:22:05 April 21, 2014 13:22:05

The politically correct thing to say here is that it’s so sad that Lindsay Lohan had to go through a miscarriage. Because no one wants to come off as the c-nt who didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan when she said on the final episode of her OWN docu-series that the reason she’d missed two weeks of shooting because she lost her baby. Full Story

Who Run The World?

Duana Posted by Duana at April 21, 2014 12:45:33 April 21, 2014 12:45:33

Game Of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3 recap Not girls, necessarily, but did you notice how they were at the centre of every single plot? Westeros is filled with powerful men, but it’s the women – right down to Gilly – who have the most going on in every situation.   The other notable thing about this episode was that the stories started and ended – more vignettes than overlapping stories. Full Story

April 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2014 12:35:18 April 21, 2014 12:35:18

To Nosa in Nigeria – good luck on your interview tomorrow! You’ve been waiting 3 years for this. And working hard. So this is YOUR time. Let me know how it works out. And for Stef who will “Live Below The Line” for 5 days starting April 28 in support of Save The Children – thank you for your story and your blog Full Story