Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

A friend of mine is having a hard time getting over what happened of Oberyn on Game Of Thrones the other night. He texted me: “Okay, I know it’s fiction but I’ve been inconsolable since Oberyn…Seriously, I’ve been in a sh-tty mood all day.  Read Full Intro

Ball gowns at the playground

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 20:49:38 June 3, 2014 20:49:38

Mimi took her kids to the park and this is what she wore. And since she was wearing a ball gown, she was recognised by some fans and they wanted to have their photo taken and she agreed and posted those shots on Twitter too. It’s not that she knows it’s not ridiculous. Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 20:32:05 June 3, 2014 20:32:05
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Wenn, Dave Spencer/ Splash

I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The buzzed hair isn’t helping. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 19:38:13 June 3, 2014 19:38:13
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FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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Marvel’s dating drama

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 3, 2014 19:21:08 June 3, 2014 19:21:08

Ever since Edgar Wright abruptly left Ant-Man a little over a week ago, Marvel has been listening to “I Will Survive” on repeat, drinking wine coolers, and promising that it’s “like soooooo fine.” To that end, Marvel is already dating around, looking for a new director. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 19:04:54 June 3, 2014 19:04:54

Do we have to wait a week before we hear about what went down in another elevator? (Dlisted)

!!! I want to push that fringe off her face! (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan bailed on a charity event (The Superficial)

I think Shailene Woodley is a dumbass. Do we agree on this? (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t mind this hair colour on Vanessa Hudgens (Too Fab)

I care more about the cardigan than I do about the bra (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad Paisley’s f-ck you selfie (Towleroad)

Even Beyonce’s lawn looks expensive (Pop Sugar)

I need Jessica Alba’s pants (Popoholic)

Good dress on Olivia Wilde (Go Fug Yourself)

OMG. A kitten on a twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 18:36:55 June 3, 2014 18:36:55
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Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ D Dipasupil/ Getty

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story

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Angelina, China, Cleopatra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 17:02:13 June 3, 2014 17:02:13
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FameFlynet

Angelina Jolie is in Shanghai promoting Maleficent. The movie did well at the box office here. And there’s so much money over in China, she has to go get it. Brad Pitt did not join her for the trip. We’ll come back to him later. As you can see, she’s wearing another pair of those custom Louboutins that were made for her for this press tour. Full Story

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Lupita or Boring?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 15:28:20 June 3, 2014 15:28:20
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Mike Coppola/ Getty

Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail dress that you couldn’t tell apart from everybody else? And especially on the day that it’s announced that you’ll be in the new Star Wars movie. Full Story

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Comma asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 14:43:05 June 3, 2014 14:43:05
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WENN

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story