Gwyneth & Chris: consciously uncoupled inseparable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2014 15:15:10 May 19, 2014 15:15:10
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were out for dinner on Saturday night. They went to the Chateau Marmont. Not exactly low profile. I feel like we’ve seen them together more often since they consciously uncoupled than we did when they were consciously coupled. It’s so Gwyneth, isn’t it? It’s so spectacularly Gwyneth. Full Story

Those Are The Cons, And You Know It

Duana Posted by Duana at May 19, 2014 14:56:18 May 19, 2014 14:56:18

Mad Men Season 7 Episode 6 recap Oh my God, oh my God. I’ve always loved this show, and loved writing about it. But sometimes it’s still, you know, a commitment. This was not that. This was …not just a pleasure, probably a gift.  Because there is nothing I love more than an episode of this show where the work – the actual stuff they do – is the stand-in for everything else. Full Story

Brange, Matthew, Sandy, New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2014 14:43:28 May 19, 2014 14:43:28
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were in New Orleans this weekend for the Make It Right gala. I’ve attached shots of the Jolie arriving at the venue. Those might be the highest heels I’ve ever seen her wear. I’ve also attached a shot of her seated next to Brad and Chris Rock inside the event where Bruno Mars was one of the performers. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling heads to Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2014 14:05:21 May 19, 2014 14:05:21

Ryan Gosling was photographed at LAX yesterday heading to Cannes where he’ll present Lost River, formerly titled How To Catch A Monster, out of competition. As you know, it’s his directorial debut. They’re saying it’s a dark fairy tale. Also, perhaps, a love letter to Detroit. Full Story

You Cannot Give Up On The Gravy

Duana Posted by Duana at May 19, 2014 13:40:26 May 19, 2014 13:40:26

Game Of Thrones Season 4 Episode 7 recap: The return of Hot Pie When you’re on the road the way this episode is, everything can feel disjointed. But the exciting part of it is that there’s no cabin fever. Things are moving, both in the more and less literal senses. And it almost felt – good? Like fun, or exciting? I apologize in advance for the lack of pronouns in this recap, but there were a lot of single-sex scenes, which makes “he” and “she” kind of futile. Full Story

May 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2014 13:37:14 May 19, 2014 13:37:14

Farah! Happy 20th Birthday with love from Aya. Hope your #20 weekend was amazing. If there were no real-life English pretty-boys to celebrate with you, here are Douglas Booth and Max Irons. And also the non Brit Ansel Elgort because I’m told you secretly love him. And for Alex from Stacey, Aish, and Vani – GOOD LUCK at the new job! They’ll miss the “happy hours” after class but you’ll be the boss of Boston, no doubt. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 20:31:11 May 16, 2014 20:31:11

OMG, my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, is #1 this week on the Canadian Non-Fiction Bestseller List! Thank you so much Canada! Have a great weekend everyone!

Sasha Finds JLO, Miley, and Blake steeze in LifeStyle

Ew. F-ck. I’d rather just have sex with myself than swing with these two (Dlisted)

Rihanna in a pink wig (The Superficial)

A lot of people showed up for Barbara Walters’s retirement party (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch and flowers (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Lawrence’s chin hair looks better than John Travolta’s (Pop Sugar)

Nina Dobrev lightened her hair (Too Fab)

Does Justin Theroux hate Jennifer Aniston’s writing? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

God I hate this dress on Elizabeth Hurley (Hollywood Tuna)

Tyra Banks’s new docu-series (Towleroad)

Elle Fanning was all pink for Letterman (Go Fug Yourself)

How To Train Your Dragon Love Actually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 20:15:20 May 16, 2014 20:15:20
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Cate Blanchett in Givenchy. And only Cate Blanchett can manage to not look stupid standing next to a plastic dragon on the carpet in Cannes tonight.  You know who else caught my eye though? Mia from Love Actually, Heike Makatsch. Seriously, I was juuuuust looking at photos of her in the agency database when Dylan messaged me from Cannes. Full Story

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Arcade Fire & Andrew Garfield: We Exist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 19:34:27 May 16, 2014 19:34:27

The video for Arcade Fire’s We Exist has now been released starring Andrew Garfield in what may be one of the finest performances of his career. To me, it’s what he’s saying to me as he’s dancing. Dancing by himself. Like totally …abandoned. Completely unselfconsciously. Full Story

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No boos at the photo call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 17:34:28 May 16, 2014 17:34:28
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Ryan Reynolds, Scott Speedman, Rosario Dawson, and Mireille Enos joined director Atom Egoyan at the photo call for their film The Captive today in Cannes. They all look great. Unfortunately the film…was not well received. Grace Of Monaco was already a bust at the festival and it looks like The Captive is getting similar reviews. Full Story

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