Let’s talk about dicks

Duana Posted by Duana at April 4, 2014 15:08:53 April 4, 2014 15:08:53

Scandal Season 3 Episode 16 recap What? Is that too bold? Is it a bit harsh? Let’s remember that first of all, this episode was called “The Fluffer”. But secondly, this episode was really mostly about bad behavior, the people who get away with it, and the people who are proud of the fact that they’re dicks and kind of celebrate it. Full Story

Doesn’t the Prince have a playsuit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 14:30:02 April 4, 2014 14:30:02
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Wenn, Tim P. Whitby/ Getty

Prince Harry was out with London Mayor Boris Johnson to visit with children at a new playground at Queen Elizabeth Park in Newham. The park opens this weekend. “Play” is a subject I keep hearing about a lot the last few years. All my friends who have kids talk about “play”. Full Story

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Good night, Dave

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 4, 2014 14:11:28 April 4, 2014 14:11:28
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WENN

Yesterday during the taping of his show, David Letterman stunned his audience by announcing his retirement. He’s been on late night television for thirty-two years, the last twenty-one of which have been behind the desk at The Late Show with David Letterman. He broke Johnny Carson’s record in 2013 to become the longest-running late night host, and he stuck around long enough to outlast his rival, Jay Leno, which I’m sure is not coincidental. Full Story

Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield: Spice signatures and chemistry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:54:35 April 4, 2014 13:54:35
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FameFlynet, Splash

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 press tour has arrived in North America. Emma Stone was on Kimmel last night. Let’s start there. She has a cold. But you couldn’t really tell because, as always, she was sweet and charming and willing to embarrass herself. By demonstrating that her hidden talent is forging all the Spice Girls’ signatures. Full Story

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April 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2014 13:15:29 April 4, 2014 13:15:29

Catie! Good luck on your final qualifier for you PhD today! You asked me to tell you what advice my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, would give you. Well, no advice necessary. Did you work hard? Did you work harder than anyone else? Did you bust your ass? If so, don’t worry. Rat or not, you’ll be fine. Full Story

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Thank you so much for supporting the Canadian release of my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken! I’ve been on a media blitz all week to promote it while still shooting The Social and etalk and posting new articles on the blog so I’ve not had a chance to properly express my profound gratitude for your encouragement.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 20:01:34 April 3, 2014 20:01:34

Sasha Finds wedding flats and cat-eye sunglasses in Lifestyle

I don’t know if I’ll ever be horny again (Dlisted)

And that’s why David Beckham in his underwear is doing nothing for me (Just Jared)

Mimi put JLO and Kanye West’s fiancée in the same category – stranger (The Superficial)

OMGGGG I love this kissssss! (Pop Sugar)

Charlene of Serenity isn’t down with Nicole Kidman’s Grace? (Cele|bitchy)

I like this outfit on Christina Hendricks (Too Fab)

Cute boots on Hilary Duff (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West’s fiancée something something about a bikini and video (Reality Tea)

Minka Kelly’s jeans always fit so well (Popoholic)

OMG OMG OMG terrible terrible pantsuit on Margot Robbie (Go Fug Yourself)

Days In The East

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2014 18:31:54 April 3, 2014 18:31:54
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Jeff Gross/ Getty

I love this thing where songs just get dropped, kind of at random.  When one feels like it.  Keeps the fans on their toes, right ? This one is called Days In The East and allegedly, it is about the romance between he and Rihanna, now that it’s back.  It took me a minute to be convinced. Full Story

Still consciously coupled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 17:32:45 April 3, 2014 17:32:45
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Be honest – didn’t you think Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy would be done before Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin? Especially since it seemed like we were being prepared for it during award season as Kate was seen without her wedding ring as reports on PEOPLE and US Weekly indicated that she and Matt were estranged? As I wrote a couple of weeks ago, maybe she just wanted to be single for the Oscars Full Story

Anthony Mackie is a Very Handsome, Charming Man

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 3, 2014 17:03:46 April 3, 2014 17:03:46
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Fortunata/ Splash

We’re big fans of Anthony Mackie around here. Lainey has him on her Freebie Five, and he’s on my Drinking Buddy List, as in, I don’t want to Five him, but I’d totally have a drink with him. Although I might have to rethink the Five thing, because while in the past he’s been too boyish for my taste, over the last couple years he’s gotten a lot more man. Full Story

My book-baby: US tour stops!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 16:50:36 April 3, 2014 16:50:36

I’m giving birth to my book-baby, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, in the United States on April 22. It would be my honour to share this delivery with you. Let’s talk about how, as mothers, life had no meaning until those little lips latched onto your nipple. Or, you know, we can just talk sh-t about my ma, the Squawking Chicken, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck and more. Full Story