Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 15:59:17 April 3, 2014 15:59:17

Both PEOPLE  and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties and that’s why they couldn’t work. Full Story

Please, Please, Please…

Duana Posted by Duana at April 3, 2014 15:30:37 April 3, 2014 15:30:37

Dear Holly Bario, you smart executive who wisely gave the greenlight to Eleanor & Park… Sometimes I get mad at the concept of word of mouth.  It seems like such an egalitarian but inefficient system.  Like, why do I have to wait that long to find things out that might be awesome, that might have been improving my life all this time? This is how I feel about Rainbow Rowell’s books, and Eleanor & Park in particular. Full Story

I’m an AMEX Ambassador

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 15:18:10 April 3, 2014 15:18:10

Celebrities and social media: James Franco edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 14:52:48 April 3, 2014 14:52:48

A 17 year old girl, soon to be 18, called Lucy, went to New York this week to pre-celebrate her milestone birthday. She went to see a few shows. At some point, after Of Mice & Men, she met James Franco. They took some pictures. She posted those pictures on social media, tagging him in some of the shots. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson is the smartest person in the world

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 3, 2014 14:21:17 April 3, 2014 14:21:17

And also she kicks all of the ass. In a movie, anyway. The first trailer for Luc Besson’s latest, Lucy, was released and it’s pretty much just ScarJo and her mutant eyes destroying everyone around her. The plot reminds me of that dumb Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, in which a drug accesses the 90% of the brain that we “don’t use” and thus makes the protagonist super smart and super capable, except Lucy looks more like a straight action movie than Limitless. Full Story

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Single up in the air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 13:45:59 April 3, 2014 13:45:59

He might not get a lot of attention on this blog but when he does, you always respond. He’s a well- respected actor who is friends with a lot of other actors and while he’s known to be sometimes temperamental with studios and executives, his work is always solid. Though he’s enjoyed a couple of high profile relationships, for the last several years, he’s settled down with a civilian. Full Story

April 3, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 13:39:49 April 3, 2014 13:39:49

For Beth and Selena who decided to run 12 half marathons in 12 months to raise money for the Heart & Stroke Foundation – this is the final weekend right? Sunday in San Francisco? I enjoyed reading your story on your blog. I’ve donated $100 so far…and send me a photo of you crossing the finish line in a few days and I’ll post $400 more. Full Story

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you hear about Wen Zhang, the Chinese actor who posted a cheating confession and apology on Weibo (Chinese Twitter), resulting in millions of comments and retweets that ended up breaking social media records over there? His wife, Ma Yili, is carrying their second child while he was f-cking his co-star Yao Di.  Read Full Intro

Cameron in black leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 20:01:48 April 2, 2014 20:01:48
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Cameron Diaz is promoting The Other Woman hard right now with Leslie Mann and Kate Upton. She's in London tonight for the premiere looking fantastic in a black leather dress, WOW. It's the kind of dress you put on as a f-ck you to this headline: 2014 Is the Year of Cameron Diaz (Making Bad-Looking Movies) That came from this article Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2014 18:45:14 April 2, 2014 18:45:14

So basically Superman made Kaley Cuoco and she admits it (Dlisted)

Margaery Tyrell goes topless (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan is maxed out again (The Superficial)

Terrible dress on Kate Upton (Hollywood Tuna)

Lily Allen’s transparency (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch doesn’t look so bad when he’s cold (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Tyra Collette?! FNL for life! (Too Fab)

What kind of sports socks are these on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood PQ)

Broadway Cinderella (Romance Beat)

Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Moss?!? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Serial Killer Tom is back

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2014 17:49:15 April 2, 2014 17:49:15

When we first met Serial Killer Tom, he had just murdered his business associates and was using his Jaguar to dispose of the bodies. When we next   saw him, he was explaining to us what makes him a good serial killer—coincidentally, all the same things that make Jaguars good cars (style, command, precision, power, “sounding right”). Full Story

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