Brange’s performative parenting

September 21, 2016 15:48:43 Posted at September 21, 2016 15:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was asked last night why I thought Brange was so once in a lifetime, beyond the obvious: their looks, their matched mega-fame as individuals, the scandal that marked the inception of their relationship, and the internet. Also their family. The children. The Brange children were introduced to the world at a time when motherhood was reintroduced as a publicity strategy, coinciding too with the rise of the mommy blog. Full Story

A Conversation with Gabrielle Union

September 21, 2016 13:42:28 Posted at September 21, 2016 13:42:28
Kathleen Posted by Kathleen
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Yesterday, Gabrielle Union tweeted out what she called, “One of [her] favorite interviews of [her] career.” She sat down with Zon D’Amour of to talk about white privilege, sexuality, consent, The Birth of a Nation and her op-ed Full Story

September 21, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 21, 2016 12:53:03 Posted at September 21, 2016 12:53:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Allison! Happy Birthday from Janet and Nick Jonas! “To our darling Hope on her birthday, The blessings of Queen Virgo Beyoncé are truly upon you, with a plethora of JonBenet specials AND Gossip Christmas delivered just in time for your special day. You may be blonde racist, and definitely can't tell one generic Chris (or Scott) from another, but this year you handled difficult people and situations with the grace and yes, stealth bitchery that we have come to expect from our fave sophisticated lady. Full Story

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I am in love. I have just spent the last half an hour in my office, incapable of working, because I have fallen in love. With an academic, a true intellectual. His name is Eric Monkman. Eric Monkman took over Twitter last night during his performance on UK quiz-show University Challenge (can we please get University Challenge over here in North America?) for his intensity and his commitment to competition.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 20, 2016 21:23:55 Posted at September 20, 2016 21:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Sasha Answers podcast is back! We talk about asshole bridesmaids and rebounds. Also, does a tattoo hurt more than getting your bush lasered off?

Maggie Smith’s very English clapback at Jimmy Kimmel (Dlisted

Miley and Jimmy together again (Just Jared

God these two are cute (Cele|bitchy

Can you smell Tom Brady’s suspension PR strategy? (TooFab

Would Princess Kate really skip her sister’s wedding? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Is Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Woody Allen? (Pop Sugar

This looks like a complicated swimsuit but I like it (Popoholic

Remember when I said you don’t have to worry about Ryan Lochte? You STILL don’t have to worry about Ryan Lochte (TMZ

Oh, just Allison Janney killing it on the red carpet, as usual (Go Fug Yourself

Smutty Social Media, September 20, 2016

September 20, 2016 21:11:52 Posted at September 20, 2016 21:11:52
Maria Posted by Maria

Honestly, how are any of us supposed to concentrate on anything else today. Brad and Angelina. How am I supposed to go to work today ? — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 20, 2016 Love the look of the oversized sequins on this outfit. Full Story

Brange’s bad stretch

September 20, 2016 19:53:46 Posted at September 20, 2016 19:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it’s been bad for a while, well before my post in June. Brange have always maintained a sexy kind of tension between them. It was a passionate relationship. They fought, they made up. All these years my sources have never worried that that was a problem, because it was just the nature of their connection. Full Story