Smutty Tingles

December 5, 2013 19:28:57 Posted at December 5, 2013 19:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James Franco’s jizzy new art piece (Dlisted)

Britney’s look is pretty Vegas, true (The Superficial)

I don’t like a red dress (Fish Wrapper)

Celebrities who worship Beysus (Pop Sugar)

Chelsea Handler is single white female-ing Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy)

I like the hem of the dress but that’s it (Just Jared)

I wish the stripes on this top were thinner (Hollywood Tuna)

I worry that Kanye West won’t have anything left to be pissy about in 2014 (Reality Tea)

Rachel Bilson not quite the same as Gwen Stefani (Popoholic)

I really like the shape of the bottom of this dress (Go Fug Yourself)

The new, real Mrs von Trapp

December 5, 2013 18:08:42 Posted at December 5, 2013 18:08:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Anna Paquin walking around New York today, just hours before her husband, Stephen Moyer goes live in the NBC production of The Sound Of Music. Moyer is Captain von Trapp. Which, I guess, makes Anna the new real Mrs von Trapp…? Anna and Stephen have been living in New York for several weeks now during rehearsals. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s fairy movie

December 5, 2013 17:58:44 Posted at December 5, 2013 17:58:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I deleted the knowledge that Tom Hiddleston is voicing Captain Hook in the latest Tinkerbell movie for Disney. It is in no way relevant to me, a grown-ass woman who does not have children to whom I must cater. So when Lainey emailed me about covering a new Tom Hiddleston trailer, I was thinking it was more Only Lovers Left Alive, or perhaps an advertisement for Coriolanus, which opens this week on London’s West End. Full Story

Colin Firth feels inadequate

December 5, 2013 17:20:52 Posted at December 5, 2013 17:20:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Stuart C. Wilson/ ANDREW COWIE/ Getty

Never. But I do love the comments he made last night at the premiere of The Railway Man in London. It’s the true story of Eric Lomax who was captured during the Second World War, tortured, and made to work on Thai-Burma railway. Many years later he decided to confront his tormentor. Lomax is survived by his wife Patti who praised Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s black holiday

December 5, 2013 16:26:05 Posted at December 5, 2013 16:26:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs Timberlake was out last night at the premiere for her film The Truth About Emmanuel which screened at Sundance and is currently available On Demand. A theatrical release will follow in January, which is typically where/when movies go to die. But, you know, it’s hard out there for an “indie” actress. Full Story

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Vampire Diaries Season 5 Catchup, Part 2

December 5, 2013 16:07:44 Posted at December 5, 2013 16:07:44
Duana Posted by Duana
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Click here for Part 1. Julie Plec giveth, and Julie Plec taketh away. I might be enjoying VD more as a bingewatch than I did watching every week.   Sometimes you can’t see the forest for the trees when there are so many cuts to black and so much going on and so many damn versions of Nina Dobrev everywhere. Full Story

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The (almost) year of Benedict Cumberbatch

December 5, 2013 15:38:38 Posted at December 5, 2013 15:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Reporter put Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover a few months ago, declaring him officially part of the A List. Click here to read Sarah’s piece at the time. All signs did indeed point, then, to it being the Year of Cumberbatch, especially since The Fifth Estate was about to screen at TIFF and everyone was already talking Oscar. Full Story

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Andrew & Emma flirt in Spider-Man 2

December 5, 2013 15:04:00 Posted at December 5, 2013 15:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first full trailer has just been released. Andrew Garfield was wonderful as Peter Parker in the first (not really the first but the re-first) installment. And he’s just as appealing here as Peter grows more self-assured with his powers and responsibilities. Also, there’s an adorable flirting scene between him and Emma Stone. Full Story

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Liam misses Miley?

December 5, 2013 14:50:44 Posted at December 5, 2013 14:50:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to US Weekly they met up in secret last month – because Liam was missing her and wanted to reconnect. Evidently the meeting went well because now they’re sexting each other. The magazine’s source says that: “Liam still has feelings. Full Story

December 5, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 5, 2013 14:42:07 Posted at December 5, 2013 14:42:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Happy birthday Lori!! Nobody is more relieved and ecstatic than you and your darling husband for the safe arrival of Griffin Shaw. Your challenging pregnancy enabled you to stay in top of the gossip. So glad you realized where your priorities lie. We love you Nebraska...happy birthday! xoxo”  Full Story

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Lawrence was named Best Supporting Actress for her work in American Hustle yesterday by the New York Film Critics Circle. For most people, winning Oscar in February and making the world fall in love with you while tripping up the stairs would be enough to call it a great year.  Read Full Intro