Work Bitch

September 12, 2013 20:33:12 Posted at September 12, 2013 20:33:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the top of my daily obsession list right now is GOOP’s garden party video. Click here if you missed that article. In second spot, check it – the cover art for Britney Spears’s new song: Work B**ch There’s a lot going on here all at once. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 12, 2013 19:48:25 Posted at September 12, 2013 19:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Beyonce’s booties and Emily Blunt’s pants in LifeStyle

Rihanna shows Miley Cyrus how it’s done (Dlisted)

So …if a guy’s not into her he must be gay? That’s the only explanation? (The Superficial)

Mega, mega closet porn (Too Fab)

Johnny Depp’s going to have to wait before buying another island (Cele|bitchy)

Pipsqueak covers NYT Style (Just Jared)

Blair and Seth are still together! (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. No one wants to live with it anymore (Hollywood Tuna)

Kings of Leon took a song and make it sound like every one of their own songs (Towleroad)

Jessica Alba thinks she’s Kate Moss now (Popoholic)

HATE this dress on Jessica Chastain (Go Fug Yourself)

The Bridge 1.10: “You’re not the only person to lose everything”

September 12, 2013 19:42:17 Posted at September 12, 2013 19:42:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Jonathan Leibson/ Larry Busacca /Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

Last week my family tried to watch The Bridge with me while I did my recap, and they were lost, so the simplest explanation I could come up with was, “There was a whole thing about the border and missing women and corruption and cartels, but that all turned out to be a ruse for your basic revenge plot/excuse to become a serial killer. Full Story

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Tracy Anderson’s Gross Plans for Lena Dunham’s Body

September 12, 2013 19:13:06 Posted at September 12, 2013 19:13:06
Dean Posted by Dean

Tracy Anderson, trainer, friend of GOOP, and the human incarnation of every body-negative thought you ever had college, has set her sights on Lena Dunham. Someone from New York magazine asked Tracy about Girls and obviously the results were horrible. Drooling over Lena as a potential makeover, she says “I could transform her and I could transform her character. Full Story

GOOP's garden party -- the video

September 12, 2013 17:57:05 Posted at September 12, 2013 17:57:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this yet? You have to see it. When you see it you'll understand why I'm obsessed with it. You remember the GOOP garden party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted in the Hamptons a few weeks ago? Um. There's video. Here. See? Now you don't give a sh-t about the scooter. Full Story

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Drake’s Going Home

September 12, 2013 16:59:00 Posted at September 12, 2013 16:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hold On We’re Going Home is on repeat when I’m getting my makeup done every morning before The Social. I love this song. I know it’s not the most original song. I know it’s not a song that will be remembered. But right now, for some reason, it’s my chill jam. And also, being from Toronto, we have a little Drake bias over here. Full Story

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Katherine Heigl “isn’t worth it”

September 12, 2013 15:11:35 Posted at September 12, 2013 15:11:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Reporter posted an analysis of Katherine Heigl’s career yesterday. Have you read it? According to the article, Heigl basically pissed away her film career by mouthing off about her projects and being a bitch on set. And it’s not just her, it’s also her mother, aka her best friend, who makes outrageous demands about everything from money to accommodations to casting and scripting and more. Full Story

Two with the Jolie on a field trip

September 12, 2013 14:19:45 Posted at September 12, 2013 14:19:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Grey Wasp/ Splash

The Jolie had two of her kids with her yesterday on a trip to scout locations for her upcoming film Unbroken. Now this is making me crazy. How do they choose?????? As you can see, this time it's Shiloh and Pax. Sometimes it's Pax and the twins. Other times it's Maddox and Pax. Full Story

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Jax & Tara are fighting

September 12, 2013 13:26:08 Posted at September 12, 2013 13:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jax and Tara are the Robsten for Sons Of Anarchy fans. You can see it on YouTube, tribute video after tribute video featuring all their romantic, hot scenes, mostly from seasons 1 – 3. I’ve never understood the attraction to Jax as a character. He’s a sexy motherf-cker on looks, sure. Full Story

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September 12, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 12, 2013 13:12:19 Posted at September 12, 2013 13:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah is shaving her head to raise money for the BC Cancer Society. Her mother Jennifer is very, very proud of her. By request, Josh Hutcherson and Jonny Lee Miller. Send us the after-shots! Can’t wait to see!  Full Story

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Sorry about the late start. I tried to sleep off the flu last night and it didn't work. And now I'm writing from the Drivers Licence Office because we're about to lose our car insurance if we don't switch our information from British Columbia to Ontario.  Read Full Intro