Barrels Out

September 9, 2013 13:06:26 Posted at September 9, 2013 13:06:26
Maria Posted by Maria
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Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 13 recap. The purity issue is still in play, as the show opens with Lydia, Todd and the uncles and debating the colour of Todd’s meth. Is it blue? Blue green? Aquamarine? Terrible Lydia is clearly having a prolonged nervous breakdown, so Todd brings her tea and lends a sociopathic ear. Full Story

Jakey’s in love at TIFF

September 9, 2013 12:56:17 Posted at September 9, 2013 12:56:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal at the premiere of Enemy last night. His girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Alyssa Miller, was not photographed on the carpet. But she was there. I saw them together at the Hugo Boss after-party and it was like a fragrance ad come to life. They’re attractive enough as it is when they’re apart. Full Story

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September 9, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 9, 2013 12:41:54 Posted at September 9, 2013 12:41:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nadia and Alida! Sorry you weren’t able to hunt down Michael Fassbender and ride him. Here are some shots of him at the Variety studio and the 12 Years A Slave presser the other day. I’ll have more stories about him later on. See you on September 20 at The Social! And for Lindy from Jill – Happy Birthday! Sounds like you had a great weekend in NYC and who gives a sh-t that there were no celebrities. Full Story

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Friday, September 6, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Miley Cyrus is supposedly collaborating with Kanye West. They have something in common: they're both always looking for a fight.

Yesterday Miley was Twitter-fighting a paparazzo and calling him a c-nt. You can see the tweet here. She also decided to throw down with Sklyer Gray, responding to a tweet from Gray on the night of the VMAs -- in other words, two weeks ago -- in which Gray told her to keep her tongue in her mouth.

Miley's response:

Why so angry? She's been fronting like the backlash and drama after her performance didn't affect her at all. Pulling up a tweet from two weeks ago and girl sh-tting over it doesn’t exactly suggest that she’s unaffected. And she may very well end up deleting it too – which makes it even worse. The thing about a wrecking ball is that there’s no finesse. Being a bitch takes finesse. Right now, Miley’s just all raw.

TIFF is now! Click here to read my column in The Globe & Mail from last night’s party scene. Also I’m giving away tickets on Twitter to see Jake Gyllenhaal tonight – check it here. And a gifting lounge giveaway is coming up later.

Several new TIFF photo galleries have been posted on LifeStyle. Please refresh through the day for updates.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

September 6, 2013 21:05:44 Posted at September 6, 2013 21:05:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Sandy’s dress and more TIFF galleries in LifeStyle

It’s the flexibility but mostly the expression on his face – he just wants to bend and please! (Dlisted)

Xena met a California Gurl (The Superficial)

Madonna’s throwing down with Lady Gaga here, isn’t she? (Too Fab)

Why Viola Davis took off her wig (Cele|bitchy)

Does Rashida Jones have a new boyfriend? (Just Jared)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Toni Garrn in some new Victoria’s Secret portraits (Hollywood Tuna)

Do teen moms become real housewives? (Reality Tea)

Hilary Duff in leather shorts (Popoholic)

Gisele Bundchen at the museum…which is probably smaller than her house (Pop Sugar)

Like I said, the front row hasn’t been all that impressive (Go Fug Yourself)

NKPR IT Lounge Giveaway 2013!

September 6, 2013 20:40:00 Posted at September 6, 2013 20:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The IT Lounge is a TIFF institution. Celebrities show up every day to pick up their gift bags. So far Wes Bentley, Colin Firth, Kardinal Offishall, and Daniel Bruhl among others have dropped by. But you don't have to. I'll send you one. You want? This is what it includes this year: Tweezerman’s Slant Tweezers: A makeup bag essential, Tweezerman has been on the beauty scene for 30 years and has become a global industry leader that caters to beauty professionals, celebrities and discerning consumers who demand the best-quality beauty tools at the best price. Full Story

John Travolta's Beach Closet

September 6, 2013 20:27:43 Posted at September 6, 2013 20:27:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the caption that was attached to these photos: John Travolta poses next to the beach closet dedicated to him during a photocall on the Promenade des Planches during the 39th Deauville American film festival on September 6, 2013 in Deauville, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images) Word for word. Full Story

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Girls Don’t Save The World. Much.

September 6, 2013 20:06:14 Posted at September 6, 2013 20:06:14
Duana Posted by Duana

I do not like being a cliché. I really don’t.   In fact, I struggle so much against doing things that are too ‘expected’ or in line with how I fit, demographically or by height or whatever that Lainey calls me contrary. I’m not  – but I’m cranky when people make a blanket statement like “Women hate x” and I can’t be all superior going “ WELL I DON’T”. Full Story

Joe Mangainello Downgraded to an 8

September 6, 2013 19:43:46 Posted at September 6, 2013 19:43:46
Dean Posted by Dean

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that professional sex wolf, Joe Manganiello, is not as hot as we were led to believe. Last night, Joe, showed up at the 2013 Style Awards in New York without his trademark salt and pepper beard, instead sporting a freshly shaved face. While everyone in attendance who could see him still totally got a b*ner, none of them were said to be full b*ners, mostly standing at just 3/4. Full Story

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Kerry Washington Project Runway

September 6, 2013 18:10:25 Posted at September 6, 2013 18:10:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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She's in NY. She's a guest judge on Project Runway. Credentials? Please. Kerry Washington has more style than Heidi Klum ever could. EVER. COULD. And she's showing you this in these photos. That's a great outfit, non? But... I don't love this decision. I don't love it because I think she's better. Full Story

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The Inexplicable Lightness of Holmes

September 6, 2013 16:53:53 Posted at September 6, 2013 16:53:53
Dean Posted by Dean
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What are YOU crying about at your desk today? The end of summer? No TIFF ticket hookups? Last night’s double elimination on Big Brother (RIP Amanada’s busty reign of terror!)? There are thousands of legitimate reasons for all of us to be miserable today. So, why then is Katie Holmes so f*cking happy? Katie’s been snapped in her natural habitat, which is walking around the streets of Chelsea with no adult companion in sight. Full Story