Porny gets to keep the cheque

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 13:02:44 March 24, 2014 13:02:44
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Jessica Simpson’s deal with Weight Watchers is worth a reported $4 million. They paid her to lose her pregnancy weight. So she commodified her body. That’s why we talk about her body. She wants you to talk about her body. And she wants you to see that her body is keeping the cheque. Here’s Porny showing off her body – and some serious calf muscles – while out with her freeloader in LA yesterday. Full Story

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March 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2014 12:48:22 March 24, 2014 12:48:22

Avery! Happy 29th Birthday! Hope this makes up for you not getting presents and drinks this year…since Alex told me you asked all your friends to make a donation to charity instead. LOVE this. And it’s such a graceful way to end a decade. May that good luck carry you forward to the next. Full Story

Friday, March 21, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Yes. It DOES always have to end up in a big, giant dance battle. That’s how Britney and Justin ended. Which is good enough for me. I was in a meeting the other day and we were talking about movies. My contribution to that discussion was that I would never hate on a dance movie.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 19:57:06 March 21, 2014 19:57:06

Sasha Finds fuchsia in Lifestyle

In the future a lot of kids are going to know about their parents’ sex tapes (Dlisted)

Ummm…do you know where that money’s been? (The Superficial)

Today in If I Had Rihanna’s Body I Would Wear That Too (Just Jared)

There’s a Justin Bieber joke in here but I just can’t come up with it (TooFab)

Anna Kendrick’s high neck and structured shoulder dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Andrew Garfield looks really hot in a wetshirt (Pop Sugar

Benedict Cumberbatch takes the stage (Cele|bitchy)

I would be so pissed if I was the bride (Evil Beet Gossip)

I am so bored by Lady Gaga right now  (Towleroad)

I hate this dress on Scarlett Johansson (Go Fug Yourself)

Posh needs a hug today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 18:56:22 March 21, 2014 18:56:22

We have a policy here at LaineyGossip. We don’t refer to Kanye West’s fiancée by name. We try not to refer to her at all. Once in a while, some of you, under influence of drugs or temporary psychosis, will force Sasha to find an outfit that she’s worn or whatever, but we don’t soil the main gossip page like that. Full Story

Live action Jem? Really?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 21, 2014 17:46:40 March 21, 2014 17:46:40

Jem. Jem is excitement. Jem is adventure. Glamour, glitter, fashion, fame. Check, check, check, check. Jem was by far the favored game to play at recess when I was a kid, mainly because there were awesome songs to sing approximately every five minutes. I favoured “Hey Babe” myself, but I know you’re supposed to say “Twilight in Paris” is your favourite. Full Story

Miss Piggy without Jason Segel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 17:02:13 March 21, 2014 17:02:13

Muppets Most Wanted opens today. So far the reviews are pretty decent, tracking at 77% at Rotten Tomatoes at post time. Can you go wrong with Piggy, the greatest international superstar in the world? Please, Piggy, please stop reading now. Of the reviews I have read however, some are saying that the energy that’s missing from this movie is Jason Segel. Full Story

The Lifestyle of Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 15:49:40 March 21, 2014 15:49:40
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You remember when Reese Witherspoon was working the award show circuit while campaigning for an Oscar for her performance in Walk The Line? During her acceptance speeches, her southern accent would, you know, just slip out inadvertently. My ass. That was a well-run strategy that ended with a Best Actress. Full Story

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Beginning To End

Duana Posted by Duana at March 21, 2014 15:22:03 March 21, 2014 15:22:03

Scandal Season 3 Episode 14 recap SPOILERS AHEAD Well, for all of us who didn’t think they were going to do it, they did. For all of us who thought they weren’t going to make the rougher choice, they went for it. And even though it’s all steeped in political intrigue and I now know enough about B6-13 to be Command myself, they still managed to make it effective. Full Story

Project January Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 14:48:57 March 21, 2014 14:48:57
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At best, the read on January Jones was “cold”. At worst, if you believe Zach Galifianakis, we’re supposed to “forget about (her) in a few years". So…she’s definitely not Hollywood’s Miss Congeniality. Full Story

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The Jolie + a member of the GOOP crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 14:01:41 March 21, 2014 14:01:41
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Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, did you see it? Probably not. The only reason I’m mentioning it is because the film features both Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. So, an excuse to post these old photos of them, with Jude Law and Bai Ling (!!!) at the premiere September 2004, just 4 months after G gave birth to Apple. Full Story

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