Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day!

And guess who’s back, just in time? Of course he had to return but only after Pride, because he’s all-inclusive like that. Now? Rob Ford is ostensibly apologetic and attributing his past mistakes on addiction to drugs, alcohol, and “uncontrollable cravings”. After two months in rehab, where he apparently had in-and-out privileges, he’s lost some weight and rededicating himself to his job as mayor of Toronto.

That’s our gift to you, world.

Along with Justin Bieber.

Once again it’ll be a lighter day on the blog. Full posting schedule resumes tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 16:12:51 July 1, 2014 16:12:51

Twitter hates Robin Thicke – and the Ken doll comparison is the best thing that’s ever happened (Dlisted)

James Franco’s red shoes (Just Jared)

True. Justin Bieber is inching us toward his dick, totally (The Superficial)

Sh-t, they really had to go down the list to find the hottest bachelor (Cele|bitchy)

Cameron Diaz on being naked and not having kids (Too Fab)

Pretty Little Liars at the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

Zac Efron wiggles (Towleroad)

Celebrating Canadian hotness (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox covers Cosmopolitan (Popoholic)

Glastonbury wellies (Go Fug Yourself)

Kate & Pippa open July

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 15:57:53 July 1, 2014 15:57:53
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Stuart C. Wilson /Getty Images

Princess Catherine visited with students and staff at M-PACT Plus Counselling today in London while her sister was broadcast on US morning television as part 2 of her interview with Matt Lauer aired on The Today Show. Anything good? No. Boring. How boring? Pippa Middleton managed to make even Big G sound boring. Full Story

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JLO’s best summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 15:45:21 July 1, 2014 15:45:21
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Dave Spencer /AKM-GSI /Jason /Webber Marquez /Splash News

Look at her. She was in New York yesterday hanging out with her kids and her friends. And wearing the f-cking sh-t out of those jeans under a cropped top. We sit around and talk about this a lot backstage at The Social: Jennifer Lopez has never, ever, ever been better. Like everything. She turns 45 in 3 weeks. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 14:32:48 July 1, 2014 14:32:48
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Samir Hussein /Redferns via Getty Images

Bradley Cooper spent the weekend at Glastonbury without Suki Waterhouse who was working. Instead, he partied backstage with Michael Fassbender and some other celebrities. Glastonbury is high profile. Lots of photographers around, not a good place to indulge in temptations. So I’m sure Coop was just there to enjoy the music, keeping it all safely wrapped. Full Story

Gwyneth goes Audrey, Brigitte, Farrah, and Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 14:08:55 July 1, 2014 14:08:55

Max Factor has released four new images of Gwyneth Paltrow from their new campaign, each look inspired by a style icon to celebrate 100 Years of Glamour. G’s homage to Farrah Fawcett and the 70s was revealed earlier this year with a behind-the-scenes video of her describing the transformation. Full Story

July 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 14:03:35 July 1, 2014 14:03:35

"To Anna, our beautiful Cancerean waterfall of emotion, from all of her gossipy friends. While we miss having you here, we hope you're celebrating your first birthday in 10 years that you don't have to share with Canada Day with some delicious vegan food and your feet in the sand of your home country. Full Story

Monday, June 30, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Chris Rock cracked a Solange Knowles joke yesterday during his monologue at the BET Awards. Beyonce and Jay Z did not attend. Are you allowed to make a Beyonce joke when Beyonce is in the building? Will the joke be old by the time the MTV VMAs come around?

Best part of the event for me was Missy Elliott. Missy seemed really happy, really energised. Or relieved? More on that later.

But it wouldn’t be an award show with Girl Sh-t. Nicki Minaj vs Iggy Azalea. That was the most unconvincing “No no no no no no shade” of all time. Or maybe she just got tired of Fancy. Man that song got boring real fast, non?

As previously mentioned, it’s Canada Day tomorrow so the next couple of days will be light on posting. Full schedule resumes Wednesday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey 

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2014 14:58:47 June 30, 2014 14:58:47

This is what I’ll be trying to do with the rest of my day (Dlisted)

Today’s installment of Here, Feel Old (TooFab)

So on the private/public meter, what does Alec Baldwin have to say about his daughter’s love life? (The Superficial)

What Rihanna was doing instead of the BET Awards (Just Jared)

When wannabe models want to be models (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis doesn’t want you to see this so she did it at a baseball game (Pop Sugar)

Cressida Bonas’s Hot Harry rebound? (Cele|bitchy)

Ian Somerhalder takes a lot of selfies (Socialite Life)

Best headline ever: Eddie Cibrian would rather have a dog with LeAnn Rimes (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

This does nothing for me (I'm Not Obsessed)

Hot Harry’s Chilean dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2014 14:52:10 June 30, 2014 14:52:10
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Chris Jackson /Getty Images

It was a full weekend for Prince Harry in Chile. The bonus: we got some dancing. Check him out trying to contain his hips during a visit to the Fundacion Amigos de Jesus daycare centre in Santiago yesterday. He also played patty-cakes with a boy called Russel and hung out with some young bike riders. Full Story

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