He likes them big & buff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 13:13:15 May 7, 2014 13:13:15

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. Full Story

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you overdose on taffeta and sateen? Here’s what you want out of an event like the MET Gala: spectacular wins AND spectacular losses. By that standard, the event was a success. Because holy sh-t there were moments.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 20:16:02 May 6, 2014 20:16:02

Thanks for all your emails and tweets today! Keep yelling at me!

Who is this person wearing this hideous dress? Am I supposed to know her? (Dlisted)

Madonna’s breasts are in really good shape (The Superficial)

Charlize and Sean keep the party going (Just Jared)

Someone needs to help Amy Adams get a new look (Cele|bitchy)

Why Selena and Taylor made up? (Too Fab)

Um, yeah, definitely NOT Tom Ford (Hollywood Tuna)

This dude looked better than Katie Holmes (Towleroad)

The (future) King flies coach (Pop Sugar)

I wish this dress came in a different colour, including the belt (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana didn’t do it for me last night (Go Fug Yourself)

Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:39:53 May 6, 2014 19:39:53
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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Beysus & SJP: Best of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:27:08 May 6, 2014 19:27:08
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Sorry I had to make a tie. I just can’t decide between these two. Let’s start with Beyonce because I don’t want to get disappeared. Also, on our team we allllll agreed on this. She nailed it. She got it. She GOT IT. Riccardo Tisci wouldn’t dare do to her what he did to Kanye West’s fiancée last year. Full Story

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Lupita Nyong’o: MET’s Most Controversial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:13:27 May 6, 2014 17:13:27
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OK. Let’s talk about Lupita. According to my email, it’s about a 50/50 split. Half of you LOATHED her Prada. The other half of you adored it. The loathers were more screechy than adorers, just saying. That’s pretty much how it broken down here at LaineyGossip. Sasha, our stylist, was not down. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:01:38 May 6, 2014 17:01:38
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We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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Charlize & Sean: MET exact

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 16:28:02 May 6, 2014 16:28:02
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These two are a mind f-ck. A MIND F-CK. Would you have predicted, yesterday, before the event, that it would be Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrivng at the MET Gala wearing the purest interpretation of the dress code?!?!? She’s in Dior, predictably, and it’s lovely, naturally, but Sean… Sean Penn wore white tie. Full Story

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Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:56:49 May 6, 2014 15:56:49
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Getty

So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I expend any originality on his ass when I could be saving it for someone else? Mr Peanut it is. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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Gisele & Tom: the annual MET couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:20:42 May 6, 2014 15:20:42
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I wait for them, I do. I remember the first time I covered the MET Gala with my friend Lara we lost our minds. And every year, during the MET Gala, we celebrate our anniversary. So maybe my feelings for Gisele and Tom are wrapped into my love for Lara. But there’s also that weird relationship most of us have for these two – it’s ridiculous to look at them and everything they are and have, and at the same time it’s sickening, everything they are and have. Full Story

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