Project January Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 14:48:57 March 21, 2014 14:48:57
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At best, the read on January Jones was “cold”. At worst, if you believe Zach Galifianakis, we’re supposed to “forget about (her) in a few years". So…she’s definitely not Hollywood’s Miss Congeniality. Full Story

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The Jolie + a member of the GOOP crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 14:01:41 March 21, 2014 14:01:41
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Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, did you see it? Probably not. The only reason I’m mentioning it is because the film features both Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. So, an excuse to post these old photos of them, with Jude Law and Bai Ling (!!!) at the premiere September 2004, just 4 months after G gave birth to Apple. Full Story

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March 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 13:30:39 March 21, 2014 13:30:39

“To our beautiful tree of life Melissa on her birthday, from her friends in gossip and EARS. For being as thoughtful and generous as Leslie Knope at Christmas, as warm-hearted as a hobbit (though far less annoying), as intelligent as a high-functioning sociopath and as pretty as a Tori Amos cover song, here is your #1, Viggo, your recently discovered love, Benedict Cumberbatch (not that anyone would be smug about this admission), Tom Hardy and an adorable pit bull pup, and Russell Brand with a special greeting for you! We hope that the year ahead is kind and generous to you, and that none of us have contracted Syphilis of the Eye from looking at this picture. Full Story

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I was about to go to bed last night when the news alert came across that Tony Abbott, the Prime Minister of Australia, announced in Parliament that debris that may be related to MH370 was found off the Australian coast.  Read Full Intro

JLO tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 20:02:08 March 20, 2014 20:02:08
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Jennifer Lopez will perform I Luh Ya Papi on American Idol tonight. Here she is on the show last night. If the performance is anything like the video… I have to tell you, I am obsessed with this video. The video is straight up makeup, hair, and dance porn. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it probably too many times. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 18:11:45 March 20, 2014 18:11:45

Sasha Finds matching crop top and skirt sets in LifeStyle

My guess woulda been New Jack City and there aren’t even enough letters for that (Dlisted)

Eva Mendes thinks Ryan Gosling is the best but her dress is definitely not the best (Just Jared)

I don’t get it. Did her breasts fall off the bike? (The Superficial)

WTF is “misapplied femininity”? (Jezebel)

Kristen Stewart’s oversized denim jacket (Pop Sugar)

Jeremy Piven or Benedict Cumberbatch? (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t actually hate this on Tori Spelling (Too Fab)

Candidate for Worst Dress of the Year (Hollywood Tuna)

Emmanuelle Chriqui in a black cut-out dress (Popoholic)

Good dress. Bad colour combination. (Go Fug Yourself)

The Giver trailer doesn’t give Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 17:41:42 March 20, 2014 17:41:42

I had to watch it twice to make sure I didn’t see her. Then I sent it to our site coordinator Emily and asked her if she saw her. There is no Taylor Swift in the first trailer for The Giver. OK fine. But there is a LOT of colour. It’s been a long time since I read the book but my memories of it are the same colour as the pages – it was actually a really cool effect: the world of The Giver seemed to be reflected on paper, just white and black. Full Story

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BCoop’s cosmic punchline

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 20, 2014 17:12:19 March 20, 2014 17:12:19
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Once, Louis CK went on The Stephen Merchant Show and sh*t all over the idea of a student at the Actors’ Studio asking Sean Penn a question from the audience. “There’s no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then you’re going to be huge,” he said. Once, Bradley Cooper was a student at the Actors’ Studio and he asked Sean Penn a question. Full Story

Andrew loves Spidey, Emma loves the Spice Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 16:02:44 March 20, 2014 16:02:44
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They are so f-cking cute. So Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield went to Australia a few days early to hang out. Their publicity commitments for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 officially begin today. Emma wore Chloe and I AM IN PAIN over how much I love this outfit so f-cking much and can’t afford it. Full Story

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Charlize on the beach – without Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 15:19:17 March 20, 2014 15:19:17
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Fame, MCCFL/ Splash

Lately, whenever Charlize Theron’s on a beach, Sean Penn’s always there with her. And they’re kissing and touching each other. And it is still a trip. Here’s Charlize on the beach in Miami for a photo shoot with (boring) Mario Testino. She had her son Jackson with her. Full Story

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No Photos Please (but Likes are Welcome)

Maria Posted by Maria at March 20, 2014 14:24:15 March 20, 2014 14:24:15
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FameFlynet, Splash

It’s been almost a month since Alec Baldwin “retired” from public life (click here for a refresher), so you knew he was going to pop up again soon. He can’t help himself. It’s part of his deranged charm. This week, Baldwin’s wife Hilaria posted a photo of herself on Instagram Full Story

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