Miley’s Unplugged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2014 14:57:44 January 30, 2014 14:57:44
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Like I said in the open, I didn’t watch it because Justin Bieber. And since it’s MTV all the clips are geo-blocked and I can’t access my geo-block bypass software from work, F-CK! My plan last night was to kick back in bed, e-cig in one hand, cocktail in the other, and enjoy a preview of what I’ll be seeing when Miley opens her tour in Vancouver on February 14, stripped down, of course. Full Story

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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

After yesterday’s open about the Year of the Horse being sh-tty for those who are born Rats (click here for a refresher), I received a few emails, some complaining about the Rat getting all the attention.  Read Full Intro

The Fault In Our Stars first trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 21:16:19 January 29, 2014 21:16:19

The whole world loved that book. And, as I did last year when I first wrote about it after Shailene Woodley was cast as Hazel, I’m sorry, please forgive me. Because I wasn’t as obsessed with it as you were. Is that OK? I hope that’s OK. Full Story

Kate Hudson’s two day steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 20:22:16 January 29, 2014 20:22:16
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Kate Hudson was all over New York the past couple of days doing some promotion for… I don’t know… Ann Taylor, maybe? Her clothes have been amazing. There was a pair of great black pants and zippered booties. And then a wicked half white coat and a Broncos toque …but look at THOSE FLATS. Full Story

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Bodhi Hiddleston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 19:43:04 January 29, 2014 19:43:04

Sarah was really pissy at the news that they’re thinking of doing a Point Break remake starring Gerard Butler – click here for a refresher. But what if it was Tom Hiddleston playing Bodhi? Sarah’s got a lot of time for Tom Hiddleston. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 19:25:33 January 29, 2014 19:25:33

Matthew McConaughey’s skin colour showed up at the State of the Union last night (Dlisted)

Kate Hudson already has a great face. WHY did they have to tweak it in photoshop? (Just Jared)

The girl who wants to sell out Justin Bieber (The Superficial)

Selena Gomez in high waist pants (Hollywood Tuna)

I always remember Britney and Justin at the Super Bowl (Pop Sugar)

Christie Brinkley covers PEOPLE (Too Fab)

Idris Elba wants to be on Girls (Cele|bitchy)

Moving to the suburbs might ruin your relationship, apparently (Romance Beat)

Zooey Deschanel is making clothes with Tommy Hilfiger (Evil Beet Gossip)

Margot Robbie’s new hair colour (Hollywood PQ)

Tom Hiddleston’s serial killer commercial

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 29, 2014 18:17:24 January 29, 2014 18:17:24

When last we heard from Tom Hiddleston, he had four dead bodies in the trunk of his car. I had a lot of questions about a commercial that had no problem insinuating its protagonist had just committed quadruple homicide. Well, now we have the full Super Bowl spot from Jaguar, and it totally implies that Tom Hiddleston is a serial killer. Full Story

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Whatever happened to predictability?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 17:05:24 January 29, 2014 17:05:24
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I fully expect Duana, and all you 80s/90s family TV watchers to know exactly what this is immediately. Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, and Uncle Joey were all in New York together today. I think it has something to do with a Super Bowl commercial? But that really doesn’t matter. What matters is that …wait… I was going to say that John Stamos makes everyone else look bad but Bob Saget and Dave Coulier (You Oughta Know) are actually holding up ok. Full Story

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Hugh Grant keeps spawning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:38:41 January 29, 2014 16:38:41

Apparently Hugh Grant has another child. We already know about two of them. The first, a daughter called Tabitha, was the result of a “fleeting affair” with Tinglan Hong. Those aren’t my words. Those are HIS words. From his publicist upon confirmation of the birth. You remember that classy move? Hugh and Hong followed up with another child, this time a son, Felix, and welcomed more enthusiastically Full Story

Leo is a Tiger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:27:29 January 29, 2014 16:27:29
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Leonardo DiCaprio, always popular, could be even more popular after Friday as we move into the Year of the Horse. Horses and Tigers are very compatible. Tigers can protect Rats. If I’m a Hollywood Rat, I might be trying to shield myself behind Leo’s luck for the next 12 months. Unless he’s too busy looking out for his mentee, Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. Full Story

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Cam D is a Rat too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 16:10:28 January 29, 2014 16:10:28

There are a lot of Rats in Hollywood. 1972 seems to be a big celebrity year. In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s also Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Eminem, Sofia Vergara, and Cameron Diaz. Cam stepped out last night in New York at the TAG Heuer flagship opening in an amazing coat and fresh skin, looking like she’s ready for whatever sh-t the Horse is about to jam in her face. Full Story

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