Maleficent in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 14:59:30 May 7, 2014 14:59:30
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Everybody's all like, Angelina Jolie skipped the MET Gala to promote Maleficent in Paris with Elle Fanning but...when does she ever go to the MET Gala? I’m pretty sure she’s never been to the MET Gala. There are certainly no photos of it from an image search. Will she ever go to the MET Gala? If she ever did show up at the MET Gala, she’d have to be a co-chair. Full Story

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NEW RYAN GOSLING PHOTOS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 14:26:51 May 7, 2014 14:26:51
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So many of you are so horny for this guy and he hasn’t been on a red carpet in so long I thought I’d do it old school like “Extra Extra!” the way newspapers used to be sold. San Francisco Film Festival last night. Premiere of White Shadow. He executive produced. He’ll likely be in Cannes. Full Story

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Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 13:36:11 May 7, 2014 13:36:11
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Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, he had the inclination. Then. Now? Now it’s almost weekly. Full Story

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He likes them big & buff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 13:13:15 May 7, 2014 13:13:15

He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl. And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and sex. Two problems here. First, he’s a recovering addict and second, when he goes on these tears, he doesn’t use condoms. Full Story

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you overdose on taffeta and sateen? Here’s what you want out of an event like the MET Gala: spectacular wins AND spectacular losses. By that standard, the event was a success. Because holy sh-t there were moments.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 20:16:02 May 6, 2014 20:16:02

Thanks for all your emails and tweets today! Keep yelling at me!

Who is this person wearing this hideous dress? Am I supposed to know her? (Dlisted)

Madonna’s breasts are in really good shape (The Superficial)

Charlize and Sean keep the party going (Just Jared)

Someone needs to help Amy Adams get a new look (Cele|bitchy)

Why Selena and Taylor made up? (Too Fab)

Um, yeah, definitely NOT Tom Ford (Hollywood Tuna)

This dude looked better than Katie Holmes (Towleroad)

The (future) King flies coach (Pop Sugar)

I wish this dress came in a different colour, including the belt (Popoholic)

Zoe Saldana didn’t do it for me last night (Go Fug Yourself)

Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:39:53 May 6, 2014 19:39:53
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Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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Beysus & SJP: Best of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:27:08 May 6, 2014 19:27:08
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Sorry I had to make a tie. I just can’t decide between these two. Let’s start with Beyonce because I don’t want to get disappeared. Also, on our team we allllll agreed on this. She nailed it. She got it. She GOT IT. Riccardo Tisci wouldn’t dare do to her what he did to Kanye West’s fiancée last year. Full Story

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Lupita Nyong’o: MET’s Most Controversial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:13:27 May 6, 2014 17:13:27
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OK. Let’s talk about Lupita. According to my email, it’s about a 50/50 split. Half of you LOATHED her Prada. The other half of you adored it. The loathers were more screechy than adorers, just saying. That’s pretty much how it broken down here at LaineyGossip. Sasha, our stylist, was not down. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:01:38 May 6, 2014 17:01:38
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We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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Charlize & Sean: MET exact

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 16:28:02 May 6, 2014 16:28:02
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These two are a mind f-ck. A MIND F-CK. Would you have predicted, yesterday, before the event, that it would be Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrivng at the MET Gala wearing the purest interpretation of the dress code?!?!? She’s in Dior, predictably, and it’s lovely, naturally, but Sean… Sean Penn wore white tie. Full Story

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