Sarah Paulson: MET Yoked

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 12:10:47 May 6, 2014 12:10:47
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Sarah Paulson, so much has happened since you first came onto my radar in Studio 60. You cut out of there as soon as was possible, proceeded to do ever-cooler projects and I felt like you were winking at me from inside Game Change. But this dress, which I feel I should applaud due to its not being boring or black or a straight-across ball gown like some people are doing, makes you look yoked. Full Story

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Rachel, Michael, Sarah: also MET exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 12:01:55 May 6, 2014 12:01:55
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Rachel McAdams wore a strapless, dusty rose Calvin Klein dress to the MET Gala and…I’m asleep. Sorry. I do love her. She’s a darling, a Canadian darling. But you can’t tell me this is a standout. You can’t tell me you’re still thinking about it. You stopped thinking about it half a second after you saw it. Full Story

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Zac Posen: MET Gala 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 11:44:16 May 6, 2014 11:44:16
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For the theme of this year’s MET Gala, Zac Posen’s designs were particularly apt. Balls gowns. Awesomely big ball gowns. Not necessarily my flavour but for the occasion, these were totally perfect. You really can’t hate. Especially not Maggie Q in a dramatic full skirt that seems to detach at the waist. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: MET Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 11:14:42 May 6, 2014 11:14:42
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To be honest, it’s kind of a letdown. Anne Hathaway was my MET Best last year. Click here for a refresher. That shock blonde. That exquisite Valentino dress. Those eyes. She was magnificent. Here? I won’t remember it in two days. Full Story

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Rashida Jones: MET’s Most Painful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 11:04:15 May 6, 2014 11:04:15
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Pain. All around. I’m in pain because Rashida Jones deserved a much better dress than the one Tory Burch gave her. And she’s in pain because… Look at the dress Tory Burch gave her. Lilac, lavender, whatever. It’s a sh-tty colour. It’s never NOT sh-tty. And in combination with that material and the fact that her breasts are being totally disrespected and that low-rent blue that’s coming out from the bottom there, can you blame her for looking so … disappointed? She knows. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper: MET Beefcake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:51:42 May 6, 2014 10:51:42
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Remember when I said last week that I wasn’t feeling the new Bradley Cooper, all jacked up and thick? Click here for a refresher. He’s put on 40 lbs of muscle for a role and, well, it doesn’t work in a tuxedo. Do you see a neck? Now, for some reason, he reminds me of an older Zac Efron. Full Story

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Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:26:44 May 6, 2014 10:26:44
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Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to that. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez: Making up at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 10:15:19 May 6, 2014 10:15:19
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Good news for girls everywhere… Justin Bieber can’t keep them apart. Not for long. After an estrangement that lasted almost half a year, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez made up at the MET Gala last night. And they wanted to let you know about it right away. Or they wanted to let him know about it right away. Full Story

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Kirsten Dunst: MET Death Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:54:09 May 6, 2014 09:54:09
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In Rodarte, no surprise. The surprise here is that it’s almost palatable to non-fashion people. I love the mismatched shoulder. I love mixing match of different materials. I love the draping above the waist. But all that isn’t enough until the Death Star comes along and elevates the situation to something special. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: MET’s Most Annoying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:46:19 May 6, 2014 09:46:19
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Stella McCartney always shows up at the MET Gala with her annual version of the Plastics. This year: Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Kate Bosworth, and Reese Witherspoon whose MET appearance was the first of her career. And she looked it. In irritating pink, of course. And a bustline only the MiniVan Majority could love, of course. Full Story

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The MET Gala 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 09:36:53 May 6, 2014 09:36:53
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Also called Anna Wintour’s annual prom. Some say it’s the Oscars of fashion. That title seems appropriate this year given the theme: White Tie with decorations. It was a celebration of couturier Charles James. So whatever a celebrity (and not a regular person because, remember, this is not about having no access but having all the access) would choose to wear to the Oscars would probably be a safe choice. Full Story

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