Girlfriend swap?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 18:17:57 January 24, 2014 18:17:57
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Selena Gomez’s on-off boyfriend Justin Bieber was arrested yesterday in Miami. She was in LA and in the evening, she and her old friend Demi Lovato hooked up for dinner. The paps were there. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s a good photo opportunity. Her girls are rallying around her. Full Story

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JT’s Grammy pout?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 17:10:52 January 24, 2014 17:10:52
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The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you ever pull up beside me at a red light and you see my mouth open wide screaming, I’m probably singing this version of the song. Full Story

Cannes Freeze

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 24, 2014 16:26:44 January 24, 2014 16:26:44

I have forgotten what warm is. Warm is a distant memory of another time, when the sky wasn’t grey and ice didn’t cover everything and I could feel all of my fingers and toes. But warm is gone and it is the cold time now. It will just get colder and colder until society breaks down and we’re forced to live in a frozen nightmare hellscape. Full Story

The blow-jobbiest article ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:59:06 January 24, 2014 15:59:06
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An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. Full Story

Surprise, You and Anne Hathaway Were On a Break

Dean Posted by Dean at January 24, 2014 15:27:37 January 24, 2014 15:27:37
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It seems to me that the problem with Anne Hathaway, and the reason for her post-Les Miserables backlash, is that she doesn’t really know how to not revel in the spotlight. She milks it. Which isn’t really that offensive, but it rubs people the wrong way. Well, now she’s proving this more than ever because, according to her, she spent the past year trying to hide out, feeling that people “needed a break”  Full Story

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Rehab for PR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:02:16 January 24, 2014 15:02:16
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We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

Smirk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:38:25 January 24, 2014 14:38:25
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Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

January 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 14:19:58 January 24, 2014 14:19:58

Alison – you’re amazing. You’re going through this sh-ttiness with such grace and humour. So while I there are probably So.Many.Other.Things you’d rather be doing on Tuesday, please know that you have friends who are thinking of you, right there with you, supporting you. Good luck and stay strong. Full Story

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how does JB respond?

Oh. DUI.

A few years ago, every night we all went to bed - or didn't go to bed - wondering what would happen to Britney Spears at 3am. Then it was Lindsay Lohan's turn. And now the escalation of Justin Bieber.

Surprise? Please. You were waiting for it. Because the child star who doesn't end up f-cked up is the EXCEPTION. I mean, at this point Taylor Swift is an exception. Which makes her exceptional. How does that make you feel?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Everyone loves Lupita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 22:00:16 January 23, 2014 22:00:16
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Lupita Nyong'o sat courtside at the Knicks game yesterday and everyone wanted a piece of her. Look. She's the most popular girl at MSG. She's the most popular girl on the award circuit. Even more popular than Jennifer Lawrence since people (unfairly, arguably) seem to be tired of the Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Starring Connie Britton’s Staff

Duana Posted by Duana at January 23, 2014 21:09:15 January 23, 2014 21:09:15
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Lainey calls the concept of  those who got the role vs. those who almost did Hollywood Sliding Doors. Like what if A had been sick so B gave the better audition? Or if actor 1 had met someone important instead of actor 2? Would we all be watching Kirk Cameron be nominated for an Oscar for The Wolf Of Wall Street? But I prefer a different game -- the LA Postman Knocks Twice game. Full Story

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