March 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2014 13:27:29 March 19, 2014 13:27:29

Paola! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Maria. By request, here are Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears, and …Take That? Oh, well, you know my heart. And I know you love this video. And that you will love this song forever. It will never age for you. Right? Right? This is how I remember the 90s. Full Story

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I had a dream last night about the plane. The dream started as an episode of Lost. And ended in a scene from Argo starring Liam Neeson. Doesn’t it kinda feel like that? Maybe it’s because I spend so much time online studying pop culture. What if the internet and Hollywood end up cracking this mystery? The crazy thing is, you can’t even tell me that’s a stupid idea. Because at this point, anything is possible.

Shadow flying another aircraft is apparently possible. And cyber hijacking. Every day there’s a new theory. Everyone is suddenly an aviation expert, even Courtney Love.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

George Clooney goes on safari with his new girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 20:31:49 March 18, 2014 20:31:49
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FameFlynet

PEOPLE has exclusive photos of George Clooney on safari in Tanzania with Amal Alamuddin, the English lawyer he’s dating now. Click here to see. They’re exclusive to the publication, with the online post promising more shots of the couple in the print edition on newsstands tomorrow. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 19:15:44 March 18, 2014 19:15:44

Shailene Woodley's worried about how much sun your pussy is getting (Dlisted)

Kate Winslet gets a star (The Superficial)

Mimi shows her Irish (Too Fab)

Katy Perry still doesn't get it (Cele|bitchy)

What happened to Keira Knightley's wedding dress  (Just Jared)  

I love these pants on Nicole Scherzinger (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. We could all use more male nudity on Game Of Thrones (Towleroad)  

I can't picture the Jolie doing yoga (Pop Sugar)  

Mila Kunis pays the meter (Popoholic)

Ok. This hair is worse than Suki Waterhouse. For sure (Go Fug Yourself)

Bold lips = more mature?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 17:09:31 March 18, 2014 17:09:31
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FameFlynet, Gabriel Solera/ Carlos Alvarez/ Getty

Emma Watson's been wearing a bold lip consistently for months. And she continues to wear a bold lip through the early part of the press tour for Noah, here in Madrid for the premiere last night. I'm obsessed with this outfit. But I'm more obsessed with her face. She looks amazing with hair swept to the side (I need that hair accessory!) and, yes, that bold lip. Full Story

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My Book Baby & I are going on tour!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 16:14:36 March 18, 2014 16:14:36

Every day, I shoot a live talk show called The Social. But in two weeks, I’m giving birth to my book baby, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. My book baby has dual citizenship. Or you could say I’m having twins. My Canadian book baby will be born April 1 and my American book baby will come out on April 22. Full Story

Courteney & Johnny’s first carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 15:23:25 March 18, 2014 15:23:25
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Angela Weiss/ Getty

Courteney Cox walked the carpet at the Tribeca Film Festival in LA yesterday with boyfriend Johnny McDaid. The two have made no attempt to hide their relationship since they started dating but this is the first official event they’ve attended together. Photo Assumption says both seem relaxed. Full Story

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Lupita Skywalker

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 18, 2014 14:13:37 March 18, 2014 14:13:37
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WENN

Only for Lupita (who has achieved the One Name Singularity) will I once again leave the safety of my Zone of Willful Ignorance and venture into the realm of Star Wars rumors. Because there’s a rumor, one that is supported by The Hollywood Reporter, that Lupita is being considered for a principal role in JJ Abrams’ Episode VII. Full Story

Jared Leto cut his hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2014 13:56:39 March 18, 2014 13:56:39

Posted on Instagram with the caption: “Short hair don’t care”. I’m not a Jared Leto scholar so I have no idea if this is a new photo. Did he get a haircut? If not, he should. That’s a great face. And while the hair held the Oscar energy, cutting it after winning Oscar is the perfect time. Full Story