Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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Gisele & Tom: the annual MET couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:20:42 May 6, 2014 15:20:42
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I wait for them, I do. I remember the first time I covered the MET Gala with my friend Lara we lost our minds. And every year, during the MET Gala, we celebrate our anniversary. So maybe my feelings for Gisele and Tom are wrapped into my love for Lara. But there’s also that weird relationship most of us have for these two – it’s ridiculous to look at them and everything they are and have, and at the same time it’s sickening, everything they are and have. Full Story

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:10:14 May 6, 2014 15:10:14
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As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET Gala last night, both wearing Gucci, her sponsor. Full Story

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NPH: MET Eyeliner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 14:57:20 May 6, 2014 14:57:20
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Men don’t get much variety with fashion because we tell them that they can’t wear dresses. How boring would it be to have to wear a tuxedo to these events, over and over and over again? If you can play, play. If you’re Neil Patrick Harris, of course you will play. But only if it’s beautifully tailored. Full Story

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All of them: MET Olsens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 14:07:37 May 6, 2014 14:07:37
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Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’s also Miu Miu. Full Story

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The Beckhams: Minimalist MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 13:36:25 May 6, 2014 13:36:25
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Except he wore a black tie. Which I don’t mind because otherwise it would have been too much of a wash. Victoria Beckham is all about minimalism these days. I almost miss… I might actually miss… This:  Full Story

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Emma Stone: Best MET Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 13:22:52 May 6, 2014 13:22:52
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There was a lot of bullsh-t hair last night. Google Felicity Jones. And I’ll get to Katie Holmes in a minute. But here’s my favourite because I love her and I do love a braid. Check out Emma Stone in Thakoon with Andrew Garfield at their first MET Gala together! Am totally jacking the braid for The Social Full Story

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Rihanna: MET 80s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 13:04:01 May 6, 2014 13:04:01
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Duana was all over this for the 80s. I’m really, really tempted to imitate this 80s hairstyle on The Social today but I’ve decided to go with someone else. More on that later. So here’s Rihanna, Kristen Stewart’s next best friend by the good will of the Gossip Genie, per my previous post, in cropped white Stella McCartney. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick: MET Boredom

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 12:47:05 May 6, 2014 12:47:05
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You know that this is my girl. And it’s been established that she can kinda do whatever she wants, seeing as how she was in the world’s last million movies. But the dressing … I dunno. Or maybe it’s the styling? Last night there was a lot – A LOT – of black and white. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart & Dakota Johnson: Bella Swans at the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 12:33:54 May 6, 2014 12:33:54
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Kristen Stewart played Bella Swan in Twilight. E L James imagined herself as Stewart as she masturbated while writing Fifty Shades Of Grey. Now Dakota Johnson is playing E L James’s sexual transfer fantasy in the film adaptation. You could say then that when Dakota Johnson is getting tied up and f-cked in the movie, she’s taking inspiration from Kristen Stewart getting tied up and f-cked by Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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Sarah Paulson: MET Yoked

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 12:10:47 May 6, 2014 12:10:47
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Sarah Paulson, so much has happened since you first came onto my radar in Studio 60. You cut out of there as soon as was possible, proceeded to do ever-cooler projects and I felt like you were winking at me from inside Game Change. But this dress, which I feel I should applaud due to its not being boring or black or a straight-across ball gown like some people are doing, makes you look yoked. Full Story

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