Armie’s underwhelming summer

August 30, 2013 15:23:20 Posted at August 30, 2013 15:23:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? According to Sarah, he was actually supposed to be Batman once a few years ago for a project that fell apart. Full Story

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The Cambridges at the marathon

August 30, 2013 15:12:13 Posted at August 30, 2013 15:12:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Their first official appearance together since taking Little G home from hospital to kick off a marathon in Wales. Apparently it was a last minute decision for the Princess depending on how Little G was behaving. But she wanted to properly thank the community for the support so Baby G stayed back at the house with Carole Middleton as Kate told a well-wisher: 'He's doing very well. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: no fragrance foreplay

August 30, 2013 14:49:37 Posted at August 30, 2013 14:49:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dior Homme’s Robert Pattinson campaign release has been an exercise in masturbatory extension. If you build it up that much, with so many teasers to teasers and teasers for trailers, it better be amazing. Is it? The short film will be released on Sunday. At this point though, unless you’re a Twi-Hard, I feel like you stopped caring 3 weeks ago, maybe more. Full Story

James Spader is an evil robot

August 30, 2013 14:35:42 Posted at August 30, 2013 14:35:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Avengers have their Ultron, the psychotic rampaging robot who tries to destroy humanity, and they’ve found him in the form of James Spader. *record scratch* What a WEIRD pick. But weird/good, not weird/bad. It’s just so out of left field. Full Story

Beyonce gets presidential

August 30, 2013 14:18:56 Posted at August 30, 2013 14:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst day for her security, managing her safety without pissing off the crowd. Full Story

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August 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 30, 2013 13:52:13 Posted at August 30, 2013 13:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shirley! Happy Labour Day Birthday! You’re right – it’s just a number. And it’s a GOOD number. It’s a well-rounded no bullsh-t number. Sounds like you’re embracing it beautifully. As you requested, here are Sullivan Stapleton, Phillip Winchester, Pierce Brosnan, Callum Keith Rennie, Matt Bomer, Kevin Zegers, and Zac Efron – you get them all! And you certainly like them really, REALLY pretty! And for Katya from your husband David – Happy Birthday! If the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies is your Disneyland, we’ll have to hit up a campus in America then, non? I love that you end your days with me. Full Story

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Dear Gossips,

A change in format today. I have press all day for The Social, our upcoming afternoon talk show premiering on Monday on CTV in Canada. We start at 6am ET with interviews every half hour or so. Normally I try to structure my work schedule to accommodate for blogging but this time it was impossible.  Read Full Intro

Lena Dunham covers Marie Claire UK

August 29, 2013 21:01:02 Posted at August 29, 2013 21:01:02
Duana Posted by Duana
Pacific Coast News

Lena Dunham is on the cover of Marie Claire UK. I have zero expertise in magazine covers, like I don’t know what makes one sell or not, but this doesn’t appeal to me at all. It’s awkward, right? Still, I think it’s cool that she’s on the cover, and the angle they’re taking is, if not exactly new (AT ALL) , still nice to hear from her. Full Story

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Super Fun Girl Time

August 29, 2013 20:21:38 Posted at August 29, 2013 20:21:38
Duana Posted by Duana

Look at this picture that Aubrey Plaza tweeted yesterday. It’s of she and Rashida Jones and Tatiana Maslany, obviously going to or coming from the Parks & Rec set. Don’t they look like they’re having fun? Maslany is doing a guest stint as Tom Haverford’s love interest. Full Story

Workout Buddy: For or Against?

August 29, 2013 19:56:06 Posted at August 29, 2013 19:56:06
Duana Posted by Duana
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I’m not sure about the whole ‘working out with a friend’ thing. I like the idea a lot in theory, but I’m not sure it works in practice. Sasha and I worked out together for the longest time. It was super fun but we were always trying to distract the trainer with stories and questions so we didn’t have to hold our planks quite as long. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 29, 2013 19:18:23 Posted at August 29, 2013 19:18:23
Duana Posted by Duana

Sasha Finds lace dresses and Taylor Swift’s mary janes in Lifestyle.

The Hollywood method of buying your child's love - tweet your support, no matter how ridiculous. (Dlisted

I have a new crush based on this link, and so do you. So does your boyfriend. (The Superficial

You guys, Cordelia once ran into a sketchball on the beach.  And is now exploiting it for ratings. (Too Fab)

I'm really liking this theme-y baseball outfit.  Maybe I need a baseball outfit. (Pop Sugar)

"I make my own toothpaste". I'm choosing to believe she aims to annoy. She's Millenial GOOP. (Cele|bitchy)

Blake sits at the dog park. So glad I'm not the only one who's that lazy. (Just Jared)

So clothes are not required to do the bare minimum of nudity-coverage anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

There's nobody left watching this for the 'glamour', right?  (Reality Tea)

Even if I had a cute umbrella it would inevitably clash with what I was wearing. This is a high level of devotion. (Popoholic)

How did they even spot her? Is this the new paparazzi stakeout? (Go Fug Yourself)