Beyonce gets presidential

August 30, 2013 14:18:56 Posted at August 30, 2013 14:18:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst day for her security, managing her safety without pissing off the crowd. Full Story

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August 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 30, 2013 13:52:13 Posted at August 30, 2013 13:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shirley! Happy Labour Day Birthday! You’re right – it’s just a number. And it’s a GOOD number. It’s a well-rounded no bullsh-t number. Sounds like you’re embracing it beautifully. As you requested, here are Sullivan Stapleton, Phillip Winchester, Pierce Brosnan, Callum Keith Rennie, Matt Bomer, Kevin Zegers, and Zac Efron – you get them all! And you certainly like them really, REALLY pretty! And for Katya from your husband David – Happy Birthday! If the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies is your Disneyland, we’ll have to hit up a campus in America then, non? I love that you end your days with me. Full Story

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Dear Gossips,

A change in format today. I have press all day for The Social, our upcoming afternoon talk show premiering on Monday on CTV in Canada. We start at 6am ET with interviews every half hour or so. Normally I try to structure my work schedule to accommodate for blogging but this time it was impossible.  Read Full Intro

Lena Dunham covers Marie Claire UK

August 29, 2013 21:01:02 Posted at August 29, 2013 21:01:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Lena Dunham is on the cover of Marie Claire UK. I have zero expertise in magazine covers, like I don’t know what makes one sell or not, but this doesn’t appeal to me at all. It’s awkward, right? Still, I think it’s cool that she’s on the cover, and the angle they’re taking is, if not exactly new (AT ALL) , still nice to hear from her. Full Story

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Super Fun Girl Time

August 29, 2013 20:21:38 Posted at August 29, 2013 20:21:38
Duana Posted by Duana

Look at this picture that Aubrey Plaza tweeted yesterday. It’s of she and Rashida Jones and Tatiana Maslany, obviously going to or coming from the Parks & Rec set. Don’t they look like they’re having fun? Maslany is doing a guest stint as Tom Haverford’s love interest. Full Story

Workout Buddy: For or Against?

August 29, 2013 19:56:06 Posted at August 29, 2013 19:56:06
Duana Posted by Duana
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I’m not sure about the whole ‘working out with a friend’ thing. I like the idea a lot in theory, but I’m not sure it works in practice. Sasha and I worked out together for the longest time. It was super fun but we were always trying to distract the trainer with stories and questions so we didn’t have to hold our planks quite as long. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 29, 2013 19:18:23 Posted at August 29, 2013 19:18:23
Duana Posted by Duana

Sasha Finds lace dresses and Taylor Swift’s mary janes in Lifestyle.

The Hollywood method of buying your child's love - tweet your support, no matter how ridiculous. (Dlisted

I have a new crush based on this link, and so do you. So does your boyfriend. (The Superficial

You guys, Cordelia once ran into a sketchball on the beach.  And is now exploiting it for ratings. (Too Fab)

I'm really liking this theme-y baseball outfit.  Maybe I need a baseball outfit. (Pop Sugar)

"I make my own toothpaste". I'm choosing to believe she aims to annoy. She's Millenial GOOP. (Cele|bitchy)

Blake sits at the dog park. So glad I'm not the only one who's that lazy. (Just Jared)

So clothes are not required to do the bare minimum of nudity-coverage anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

There's nobody left watching this for the 'glamour', right?  (Reality Tea)

Even if I had a cute umbrella it would inevitably clash with what I was wearing. This is a high level of devotion. (Popoholic)

How did they even spot her? Is this the new paparazzi stakeout? (Go Fug Yourself)

Career Prospectus: John Cusack

August 29, 2013 17:51:24 Posted at August 29, 2013 17:51:24
Sarah Posted by Sarah

For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus series, please click here. I just saw The Spectacular Now yesterday and loved it. Miles Teller reminds me of a young John Cusack in the best of ways. Which got me thinking. What happened with that career? Just bad choices? I've heard from a reliable source that he's a total douche and while I don't want to believe it, I wouldn't be surprised. Full Story

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On Being Lame

August 29, 2013 17:25:50 Posted at August 29, 2013 17:25:50
Duana Posted by Duana
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I couldn’t sleep last night, so I read, but one of the things that made it a little easier was that I discovered a book I forgot I bought on the Kindle. This is obviously an occupational hazard of the Kindle phenomenon and I play right into it. I am basically very responsible with money but I buy books as though they’re free, and as though it doesn’t add up when you get two a day. Full Story

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Joshua Jackson took my advice

August 29, 2013 17:04:18 Posted at August 29, 2013 17:04:18
Sarah Posted by Sarah

At the end of my career prospectus on Joshua Jackson, I said the next step for him would be to get a gig with a cable network, and now THR is reporting that he’s signed onto Showtime’s pilot The Affair, from the team behind the much-admired In Treatment. Full Story