Meanwhile...Selena...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 20:51:59 January 23, 2014 20:51:59
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All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but are you getting back together with him next week? Because his managers will probably be begging her to put on a united front with him next week, just like that f-cking smile in that mugshot. Full Story

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Where are my bloody pirates?!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2014 20:10:21 January 23, 2014 20:10:21
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I have dragons. I’m happy with the dragons. Dragons are coming out the pop culture wazoo right now, and I love it. But I don’t have any pirates. Rather, the pirates I do have are stupid, and I want better ones. (Exception: Gideon Defoe’s The Pirates! series, and adaptations thereof. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 19:48:19 January 23, 2014 19:48:19

Sasha Finds celebrity earrings and Taylor Swift’s style in LifeStyle

Patti Labelle the dictionary (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf put a lot of words together and tried to find a meaning… and still plagiarised (The Superficial)

When Sofia sleeps she’s still sexy (Too Fab)

Sienna, Tom, and Marlowe at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Lupita danced with Benedict (Celebitchy)

This colour looks great against this colour (Just Jared)

This isn’t a sledgehammer. And much less interesting (Hollywood Tuna)

Old school Madonna (Towleroad)

Why should she be embarrassed? The dog had to pee (Popoholic)

The Team USA uniform is really, really busy (Go Fug Yourself)

Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed.

Duana Posted by Duana at January 23, 2014 17:20:31 January 23, 2014 17:20:31
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WENN

Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all.  Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down the chain from Maddie through Maya . Full Story

Baby’s first mugshot!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 17:04:13 January 23, 2014 17:04:13
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Splash

It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You think someone told him to smile? Because this is the photo you’re going to see a hundred times today around the world. Full Story

Family time with Charlize & Sean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 16:48:22 January 23, 2014 16:48:22
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FameFlynet, INF

Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. This is why Photo Assumption isn’t an exact science. Full Story

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Boss Charles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 15:32:34 January 23, 2014 15:32:34
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Matt Cardy/ Getty

Charles in charge? Possible title. Also, King Charles takes control. Sure. How about Charles the megalomaniac? It's been reported by the Daily Beast that Prince Charles is making moves as the royal family begins transitioning leadership. The Queen has apparently agreed to have her communications folded into Charles public relations team. Full Story

Why is it always a Lamborghini?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 14:44:04 January 23, 2014 14:44:04
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Bauer, FameFlynet

You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his hands out of his pockets. Full Story

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January 23, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 14:24:01 January 23, 2014 14:24:01
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Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Today, starting at 4pm, Manjit will be outside in -32C weather for 24 hours in solidarity with Operation Come Home which supports homeless youth in the Ottawa region. These kids have nowhere else to go – which is why they are freezing and suffering outside. Full Story

Rachel away from Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2014 21:02:07 January 22, 2014 21:02:07
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Pacific Coast News

Rachel McAdams is in LA, walking a dog with her sister. Her dog? Not sure. Possible. You can easily travel a chihuahua. It's -20 in Toronto today and there's no windchill. So, if I were her, I'd probably stay a few days in gross LA too, just until this polar vortex passes. Then again, there's a lot of action happening here in Toronto right now. Full Story

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