Horrors on the half shell

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 1, 2014 15:16:36 May 1, 2014 15:16:36

I don’t know what I’ve done to upset Lainey, but for some reason today I’ve been given the punishment of looking at the second trailer for the CG abomination that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The trailer is only eighty-one seconds long but cripes, it’s hard to sustain eye contact for longer than twenty seconds at a time. Full Story

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Harry & Cressy might get back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 14:51:13 May 1, 2014 14:51:13
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Yesterday they were telling PEOPLE that the reason Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas broke is it because she was too “needy”. Please. As I wrote at the time, it’s bullsh-t. She wasn’t “needy”. She just wasn’t into the “life”. Full Story

“Did you bring any crack to smoke?”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 14:21:44 May 1, 2014 14:21:44
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According to The Toronto Star this is what Justin Bieber said to Rob Ford on March 15 when they ran into each other at a club in Toronto. It’s the little punk vs the buffoon, insolence vs ignorance, brat vs bonehead. And Ford’s reaction? He supposedly became “enraged” and had to be hustled back to his booth where he spent the rest of the night hanging out with three paid party hostesses and allegedly doing rails in the bathroom. Full Story

May 1, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2014 13:34:42 May 1, 2014 13:34:42

Katherine! Happy Belated 32nd Birthday! Here’s Pedro Pascal in Game Of Thrones and Loki, by request. Shhhh…he’s saying: Let me love you with my evil.   Full Story

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Today is the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls. “The weird thing about hanging out with Regina is that I could hate her but I still wanted her to like me.” Replace “Regina” with “Gwyneth”.  Read Full Intro

G is for Glum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 21:06:49 April 30, 2014 21:06:49
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Is it raining where you are? It's raining where I am. And cold. Do you hate Gwyneth Paltrow? I don't. Never ever ever. But many of you do. So if your day has been sh-t and you love to sh-t on G, this might lift your spirits. G went out for dinner with friends in Bel Air last night. Full Story

Zac's PR push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 20:02:28 April 30, 2014 20:02:28

Zac Efron covers the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter, a dick-sucky profile that's meant to promote the upcoming Neighbours and also rehabilitate his image after the rehab(s) and the under-the-bridge fighting. Oh, yeah, about that under-the-bridge incident.. Even the writer acknowledges that Efron is "coy" about what happened. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 19:01:17 April 30, 2014 19:01:17

Josh Hartnett's broken superhero dreams (Dlisted)

These two look like brother and sister. (Just Jared)

Why isn't Leo eating froyo with Jonah Hill, 2x Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange? (The Superficial)

What do you think of the lower nude half used on this bikini? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Moss and all her friends (Pop Sugar)

Has Hilary Duff fallen for Xenu? (Cele|bitchy)

Diane Keaton plays beer pong (Too Fab)

What Justin Bieber was born for (Hollywood PQ)

Sexting grandma...what? (Romance Beat)

If Selena Gomez ever goes back to Justin Bieber now, his dick will get massssssive (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Gangster Bean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 17:54:24 April 30, 2014 17:54:24
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Sean Bean, but Ned Stark to so many of us the last couple of years, is shooting a new series called Legends. He plays an FBI agent. I had to read that somewhere to clarify that because if you asked me, just from the photo, I’d think he was a gangster, although now that I think about it, I suppose we could do a little Don Johnson Miami Vice. Full Story

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James Franco’s original ideas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2014 16:47:14 April 30, 2014 16:47:14
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James Franco was at the AOL Newfronts yesterday in New York to promote his new webseries Making A Scene With James Franco in which he and his friends cerebrally discuss their favourite cinematic moments and then re-create them with their own twist. Does this guy do original material anymore? He’s like the all-time cover artist of pop culture. Full Story

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