Miley at the Bambi Awards

November 15, 2013 18:49:52 Posted at November 15, 2013 18:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This black dress. It’s vintage Gaultier. She could never have pulled it off 3 years ago. Even 2 years ago? But now it’s perfect. Miley Cyrus wears a lot of provocative sh-t these days. But when she’s not trying to shove it in your face, she’s also fronting some interesting fashion, interesting pieces. Full Story

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Mimi Shuts Down Harry Connick Jr.

November 15, 2013 18:07:36 Posted at November 15, 2013 18:07:36
Dean Posted by Dean
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Like the guy who brings a stick of butter to nuclear weapon fight, Harry Connick Jr. is now trying to throw down with Mariah Carey and failing hard. In case you missed it, the backstory is that Mariah was on Hot 97 the other day and said that working on Idol was “hell”, which is very believable and the most interesting thing anyone who works for American Idol has said since 1962. Full Story

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The Perviest Trailer You’ll Watch Today

November 15, 2013 16:28:54 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:28:54
Duana Posted by Duana

Yesterday was one of those days when everything just piled up. I was overly busy and felt like I wasn’t getting stuff done and just spinning my wheels, mostly due to a lot of family visiting at once. Which, of course, makes you feel like you’re a teenager again, and very much not in the good way. Full Story

Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow

November 15, 2013 16:18:32 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to him speak live on television about his executive committee. Full Story

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Darren Aronofsky’s Biblical epic

November 15, 2013 16:01:16 Posted at November 15, 2013 16:01:16
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I know it’s a real movie. We have trailers—proof!—that it’s a real movie. But the idea of Darren Aronofsky making a movie about Noah and the Ark seems like a parody. Like a fake movie from an SNL bit, like the Wes Anderson horror movie Full Story

Posh’s heavy eye makeup

November 15, 2013 15:34:21 Posted at November 15, 2013 15:34:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Karl Lagerfeld presented Victoria Beckham with a Bambi Award last night in Berlin. The Bambi Awards are distributed to visionaries and creative artists who’ve inspired the German public. How many Bambi Awards does David Hasselhoff have? Anyway, as you can see, Posh posed the sh-t out of herself. Full Story

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On Being A Wife

November 15, 2013 14:59:14 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:59:14
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 1 Episode 7 recap The question isn’t whether that’s a spoiler, but who I’m talking about in this explosive episode. Because it could be just about anyone, and that’s saying a lot. Let’s get the nonsense out of the way first, although even the nonsense is deeply compelling. Full Story

Please don’t tease

November 15, 2013 14:45:28 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rihanna and Drake… Please don’t tease. Because I want this too much. I want there to be a Rihanna + Drake. Is it time, finally? The way I’ve scripted them in my imagination, Rihanna is the reason Drake hasn’t had a bonafide in so long. He’s been waiting for her to be ready. Full Story

November 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 15, 2013 14:15:13 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz! Happy Birthday from your “sister from another mister” Shirley who also wants to wish you and Matt all the best for your upcoming wedding. And I’m supposed to tell you that you should have more than one bridesmaid. OK, but would you let me pick them? The   Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society is currently looking after a puppy called Nero. Full Story

Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive?

November 14, 2013 21:20:02 Posted at November 14, 2013 21:20:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every year, I run a feature here to handicap PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive. Fifteen to twenty famous men are considered, pros and cons presented. Then I make my prediction. I'm batting about .500. This year's post was scheduled to run tomorrow. But Gossip Cop Full Story

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