Ring of Fire

August 26, 2013 16:17:03 Posted at August 26, 2013 16:17:03
Maria Posted by Maria

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 11 recap The last episode – Buried - was about brute violence: the desert hit and Hank and Walt fighting in the garage. It’s back to the base violence that Walt never really took to. When given the choice, Walt’s MO has always been grand and dramatic, poisoning and bombs. Full Story

Willow Smith wins the VMAs

August 26, 2013 16:03:27 Posted at August 26, 2013 16:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If I looked this good in overalls and a pair of suede wedge booties, I’d wear them every day. She’s TWELVE. She’s TWELVE and already her innate sense of style is my favourite jam. I don’t love her English accent or her pre-teen summer fling, but there was something about Willow Smith’s attitude last night that made it clear to me why Will and Jaden said in their spectacularly trippy interview with Vulture Full Story

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Art & Art

August 26, 2013 15:40:30 Posted at August 26, 2013 15:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Which do you prefer? Do you prefer Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP with the multiple wig changes and the cardboard cut-out? Or was Kanye’s stripped down silhouette for Blood On The Leaves more your jam? I give it to Yeezy. I liked the look of his body dancing in shadow. I did not like the high school musical low budget production Gaga served up to open the show. Full Story

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Paula Patton grits hard

August 26, 2013 15:20:14 Posted at August 26, 2013 15:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Paula Patton seemed high on life last night. Can you blame her? I have nothing but love for Paula Patton today. She’s been through enough. And I don’t mean what Miley was doing to her husband with that foam finger. After all, he made the video. I know you’ve seen that version of the video. Full Story

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Rihanna shat on my Gossip Genie but not on Harry Styles

August 26, 2013 14:55:14 Posted at August 26, 2013 14:55:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve been praying hard at my Gossip Genie for a Rihanna-Drake re-hookup. Have you noticed that Drake isn’t “linked” to many women the way famous men are constantly being “linked” to women? There’s a Toronto bias here at work, sure, but if you know about Drake and his relationship with his mother, and if you read his recent profile in GQ Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake is invited to the after-party

August 26, 2013 13:57:01 Posted at August 26, 2013 13:57:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No reported sightings of Mrs Timberlake at the VMAs but she did show up for the after-party at the Dream hotel. That’s quite a dress too. It’s sheer. There’s underwear. It looks expensive. And… all it got was an after-party? Deprived the opportunity to be shown on the carpet? Don’t say the paps aren’t useful, especially when you’re wearing something you really want to be seen in. Full Story

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You should always go full Mean Girl

August 26, 2013 13:47:32 Posted at August 26, 2013 13:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inspired by a line in Tropic Thunder. Either you know it or you don’t. I started the VMAs on Team Taylor last night. The hair and makeup were good. The matching colour dress with her bff Selena Gomez was good. With an ex-boyfriend in the house and the girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend in the house, that’s how you do. Full Story

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What is she supposed to do?

August 26, 2013 13:20:22 Posted at August 26, 2013 13:20:22
Duana Posted by Duana
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Honestly, what is Miley Cyrus supposed to do? She has a compulsion right now to prove not just that she’s not a little girl, but that she is down with the dudes. She gets it. She gets the jokes, nothing can faze her. She is not going to be shocked or appalled or coaxed into blushing, Goddammit, or even finding a line she won’t cross. Full Story

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Fight Blemishes with Bioré® Blemish Fighting Astringent

August 26, 2013 12:53:20 Posted at August 26, 2013 12:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t ever have to act again

August 26, 2013 12:39:26 Posted at August 26, 2013 12:39:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Even though the sound quality was sh-t, and I don’t blame him for that, and even though his vocals weren’t the best they’ve ever been, what Justin Timberlake threw down last night was, well, as my friend Michelle wrote to me halfway during his performance, “This medley helps explain his ego problem. Full Story

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August 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 26, 2013 12:09:24 Posted at August 26, 2013 12:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To my darling maid, Courtney H -- Happy Happy Birthday. Cannot WAIT until the reunion. Nicole (Alan Rickman is attached by request) Allison! Happy Birthday with love from Lil Sissy who will miss you so much when you when you’re in… France and Korea! Are you taking your love for Richie Sambora and Bon Jovi with you along with Izzy? Little Petra – look at that sweet little face! – was diagnosed with NF1 (Neurofibromatosis) when she was just 3 months old. Full Story