Smutty Tingles

November 12, 2013 19:40:41 Posted at November 12, 2013 19:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie’s new horn poster (Dlisted)

Well, she got paid! Obviously! (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence on Miley Cyrus (FishWrapper)

MK and Ashley Olsen something something something about you being too dumb if you think they have it all (Cele|bitchy)

Ethereal Jessica Chastain on the cover of VOGUE (Just Jared)

Miley in wet slick pants (Hollywood Tuna)

How could they do this to Kerry Washington (Amy Grindhouse)

OK Jennifer Lawrence, you can wear the Smarties dress (Pop Sugar)

Uma Thurman in red (Popoholic)

I like the Flintstones hem on this dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Certain Friends Are Gross

November 12, 2013 19:02:32 Posted at November 12, 2013 19:02:32
Duana Posted by Duana

When Lainey asks me to write a Julia Roberts article I tend to know what I’m doing.   Find the most obnoxious comments, squee as I (legitimately) find the most positive spin on them, a winsome wink and a nod at the reader, job done. But this Marie Claire article is not that. It is written by Ryan Murphy, and it is the most fawning, awful, obsequious, grody blowjob and I bet it would embarrass her if she ever read it. Full Story

#ThisIsUnbroken

November 12, 2013 18:04:06 Posted at November 12, 2013 18:04:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Scott Barbour/ Getty

Reality is an asshole. We live in a world where Robsten could not survive but Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are still happening. Or happening again, depending on how you see it. Rumour has it she took a break from him because he was being a pig over text with other women. Him? HIM? Shocker. Full Story

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Emma Thompson Forgives Helena Bonham-Carter for Affair

November 12, 2013 17:01:18 Posted at November 12, 2013 17:01:18
Dean Posted by Dean
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Jemal Countess/ Georges De Keerle/ Getty

Thespian drama! How British is this sh*t? Today news has broken that Emma Thompson has forgiven Helena Bonham-Carter for having an affair with Kenneth Branagh. The story goes that back in the ‘90s these three were involved in the most English love triangle since crumpets, marmalade and tea, with Helena and Kenneth boning on the set of Frankenstein, effectively destroying his 6 year marriage to Emma. Full Story

Taking a sh-t on Justin Timberlake’s face

November 12, 2013 16:16:03 Posted at November 12, 2013 16:16:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Janette Pellegrini/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Those are his words, not mine. Justin Timberlake is one of five men featured in GQ’s Men of the Year issue. And the interview happened just as critics were eviscerating his movie Runner, Runner and Part 2 of The 20/20 Experience. You remember, don’t you? Variety’s headline was “Why Justin Timberlake Should Stop Acting”. Full Story

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Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri

November 12, 2013 15:25:26 Posted at November 12, 2013 15:25:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the magazine’s lawyers suggested that Tom was so disconnected from Suri that he went to Cameron Diaz’s birthday party instead of being with his child. Full Story

Isn’t it A-n-a-e-s-t-h-e-s-i-a?

November 12, 2013 15:04:12 Posted at November 12, 2013 15:04:12
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters Of Sex Season 1 Episode 7 recap. So. Suppose I told you I was watching this show, um, not on broadcast channels. As such, sometimes there are, er, anomalies. To cut to the chase, this is the first time I’ve seen the credit sequence, and I don’t know if that’s because it’s new as of this episode, or because of other…reasons. Full Story

George wants to be friends with Leo but not Russell Crowe

November 12, 2013 14:47:20 Posted at November 12, 2013 14:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Donato Sardella/ Getty

George Clooney called out Leonardo DiCaprio in ESQUIRE for having bullsh-t friends. Click here for a refresher from yesterday. His publicist wants to clarify now however that George wasn’t commenting on Leo’s posse. Rather, it was just about basketball. Full Story

Between Kristen Stewart and Dylan Penn

November 12, 2013 14:30:04 Posted at November 12, 2013 14:30:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Pacific Coast News

Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving the gym yesterday after training with Harley Pasternak. And also photos of him heading out of Chateau Marmont the other night. He’s been wearing that beanie for years. Do you think it’s the same one? I keep losing toques. How do people keep their toques for so long? Pattinson was spotted leaving his house with Kristen Stewart just over a week ago. Full Story

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November 12, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 12, 2013 14:08:31 Posted at November 12, 2013 14:08:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The death toll in the Philippines after Typhoon Haiyan keeps rising. They’re having a hard time reaching survivors in the more remote areas. Many survivors have no food, clean water. Hundreds of thousands have no homes. As announced yesterday, the Canadian government is matching every donation, dollar for dollar, up to $5 million. Full Story

Monday, November 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

The big movie release this month is Catching Fire. There was a time however that November belonged to the Harry Potter movies. The first and second films in the franchise came out in November. Out of the series of 8, a total of 4 of them were November opens.  Read Full Intro