Robert Pattinson’s brown bag

November 6, 2013 18:03:35 Posted at November 6, 2013 18:03:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

I checked the photo agency just as my supervising producer on The Social, Laura, who’s made many appearances on this blog, usually in relation to Robert Pattinson walked by. So I asked her – OK, what do you want me to say about him? A barrage of ideas: “Are they back together? Is he obsessed with her? He’ll never get over her, will he? Are they f-cking again, do you think they’re f-cking again? Look at him he looks so cute with his groceries. Full Story

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14 years after belly-cupping

November 6, 2013 16:42:05 Posted at November 6, 2013 16:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Victoria Beckham was honoured last night in London at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards. Son Brooklyn, 14, was her date. Instead of pose-harding, which is how she normally behaves on a carpet, Posh smiled tenderly and demonstrated her affection for her oldest child. Is this the natural progression of belly cupping? That whatever urge that compels a woman to belly cup her unborn child for photos is transferred to the grown child in adolescence? This is what we should be spending our research dollars on. Full Story

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Expecting a baby in baby blue?

November 6, 2013 15:57:04 Posted at November 6, 2013 15:57:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Look at this beast in a baby blue wool coat with no socks. Not every man can do the same. And I was just sh-tting on this colour on Kate Beckinsale. But this is Idris Elba. You can’t sh-t on Idris Elba when he’s not trying to sing. Earlier this week, I posted about Idris and his girlfriend Naiyana Garth’s pregnancy hints. Full Story

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Lunged me back to life

November 6, 2013 15:29:23 Posted at November 6, 2013 15:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here are the Canadians who’ve been representing Canada on the world stage lately: Rob Ford and Justin Bieber Is it our finest moment? Or our lowest moment? Debatable. There is however a Canadian whose representation of Canada is never debatable. Celine Dion is ALWAYS AMAZING. Full Story

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Scarlett & Matthew’s short film for D&G

November 6, 2013 14:51:33 Posted at November 6, 2013 14:51:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every fragrance ad these days is a short film. In black and white. Remember, they’re all arty about it too. Don’t call it a commercial. “Short film” is its proper classification, thank you Robert Pattinson. Pattinson’s “short film” for Dior was built up for us like it was supposed to be some kind of awesome creative achievement and instead all we got was an imitation of James Dean. Full Story

Tilda and Mrs Timberlake

November 6, 2013 14:34:28 Posted at November 6, 2013 14:34:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tilda Swinton was honoured last night at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It was also her 53rd birthday. Look at her. She is ageless. She is spectacular. How spectacular? Karl Lagerfeld was her date. Like, HE had to accompany HER to the event. Karl doesn’t gift that out to just anyone. Full Story

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Not a happy day

November 6, 2013 14:13:36 Posted at November 6, 2013 14:13:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s supposed to a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day that’s about celebration, you can’t really expect them not to talk sh-t about you, right? She was raging all day. Full Story

Candid photos in the meadow

November 5, 2013 21:16:24 Posted at November 5, 2013 21:16:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a beautiful autumn day. Run through the meadow and smell the crisp air. Marvel at the leaves swirling, golden browns and coppers, the colour palette of the season. The dog trails at your feet, enjoying the outdoors, a loyal companion on a picnic, happy to hang out on a grassy knoll while you check your text messages, your brown leather jacket perfect matching your brown leather bag, a scarf tossed casually around your neck, and your hair in cascading beachy waves – they just came out that way… This is where we find Blake Lively. Full Story

Annie Lennox and her girls

November 5, 2013 20:14:29 Posted at November 5, 2013 20:14:29
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Have I mentioned how much I love her? Maybe not. I’m sorry. I f-cking LOVE Annie Lennox. No More I Love Yous is one my favourite songs forever. Annie was at the Music Industry Trust Awards in London last night. With her two daughters Lola and Tali. This is tripping me out. Annie Lennox, to me, is always going to be 30 years old. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 5, 2013 19:43:51 Posted at November 5, 2013 19:43:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Serge should never be the second choice (Dlisted)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is out of a job (The Superficial)

JLO claims she’s never had a nose job (FishWrapper)

Gwyneth Paltrow won’t back down against Vanity Fair (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Garner looks great in white (Just Jared)

Not into this dress on Taylor Swift (Hollywood Tuna)

At least the man doesn’t deny he’s a megalomaniac (Amy Grindhouse)

Jennifer Aniston got a bob! (Pop Sugar)

I like this white blouse on Minka Kelly (Popoholic)

OMG. This dress. SO good (Go Fug Yourself)