Taylor Swift: Globes longest train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 10:41:56 January 13, 2014 10:41:56
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Taylor Swift wore Carolina Herrera. I don’t think I saw a dress with a longer train. Guess what I don’t like about it. Yes. It’s taffeta. And she’s meeting her prince with a sash across his chest who’s carrying a sword on his way to rescue her. OK so that makes total sense. Full Story

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Diane Keaton: Best Globes Silver

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2014 10:34:08 January 13, 2014 10:34:08
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Lord, I love it. And I am not a Keaton person, per se. I mean, I like her and I think she’s interesting but I’m not a devotee like some. I don’t have a thing for turtlenecks and gloves and hats. But I’m not made of stone. I had my head turned by that suit like every other woman watching the show, thought about it, and then decided what I really wanted was that long, silver hair. Full Story

Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 10:28:07 January 13, 2014 10:28:07
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The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I won’t bitch. Full Story

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Julianna Margulies: Best Globes Acquiescence

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2014 10:11:38 January 13, 2014 10:11:38
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…and this is how you dress when you are beautiful and not going to win. Julianna Margulies has made a career out of very interesting, very structured or otherwise unusual dresses. I was about to write “Remember the lampshade one” but I think that in fact there have been several that could be described that way. Full Story

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Kate Mara: Best Globes Cleavage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 10:04:29 January 13, 2014 10:04:29
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I had no idea, did you? This is not Kate Mara’s usual steeze. Usually she takes the neckline right up and, if anything, she’ll show a little side action – like at the Emmys – but balance it with full coverage everywhere else. Full Story

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Sofia Vergara: Best Globes necklace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 09:52:40 January 13, 2014 09:52:40

I’m not sure the dress matters here. I mean, it’s never going to be a revelation where the dress is concerned with Sofia Vergara. You know she won’t show up in a cape. Lanvin is not an option. Zac Posen, Vera Wang, de la Renta – it’s a rotation and it’s the same and we don’t get much to work with in style so what we do with her is accessorise. Full Story

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Elisabeth Moss: Best Globes Understatement

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2014 09:44:48 January 13, 2014 09:44:48
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I don’t know why I think she’s an understatement, exactly. After all, she’s invited to all of these awards, is usually nominated and half the time she wins. She knows how to do these shows. And it’s not like she’s playing shrinking violet, either. This geometric metallic red J. Full Story

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Jared Leto: Worst Globes Speech, Best Messy Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 09:33:32 January 13, 2014 09:33:32
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Of all the messy buns at the Globes last night, including Gwyneth Paltrow’s, who wore it better than Jared Leto? His date was his brother, Shannon. And if I were Shannon I would have told him to remove the silk scarf. So Jordan Catalano is an Oscar front-runner. At this point, it doesn’t look like anyone can touch him, unless Michael Fassbender starts making a major play after Thursday which seems unlikely and here we are. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender: Globes Ginger Beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 09:27:35 January 13, 2014 09:27:35
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If we’re talking about ginger beards, I prefer Prince Harry. And if only they could contrive an excuse for him to show up on the awards circuit, we wouldn’t have to live with Michael Fassbender’s. In these parts though, perhaps that’s an unpopular sentiment. Fassbender joined the 12 Years A Slave team in LA this weekend at several events. Full Story

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Aubrey Plaza: Worst Globes Caboodles

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2014 09:16:57 January 13, 2014 09:16:57
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I’ve been on such a nostalgia kick lately. Party of Five reruns on Netflix and old ads for Sassaby. I miss my Sassaby, wish I still had it. It was so cool and so far superior to the knockoff. The flat-colour Caboodles that always involved about four shades of purple.  This is what Aubrey Plaza looked like. Full Story

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