He had to wear a hat

November 4, 2013 20:56:44 Posted at November 4, 2013 20:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Kirkpatrick got married this weekend in Florida and all members of NSYNC were there, including Justin Timberlake, even though none of the boys were invited to his wedding. But then again, if he agreed to come, it’s like he’s doing Chris a favour, non? Here’s how Lance Bass described the wedding prep. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 4, 2013 20:11:59 Posted at November 4, 2013 20:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did anyone actually watch this award show when it was on? (Dlisted)

Miley cleans her tongue, invites hate (FishWrapper)

JB thinks he’s all man because he beats off in a brothel (The Superficial)

Claire Danes sounds… exhausted by Carrie Mathison. And who wouldn’t be? (Just Jared)

I’m judging that hoodie (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele goes shopping in that popular eye sweatshirt (Pop Sugar)

As IF. Blake Lively chocolate thin-ness (Cele|bitchy)

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are papped every day all the time (Socialite Life)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston disagree over parenting…and I’m sure that’s not all (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Marilyn Monroe for Chanel No 5 (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sunglasses at the game

November 4, 2013 18:46:38 Posted at November 4, 2013 18:46:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I guess the critical point to this post is that Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy are in love and went to the Knicks game last night. My point however is that …how do people watch basketball games, indoor sporting events, with shades on? I have bad vision. So I am always straining. There is no way I’d be able to see what’s going on, especially at the speed of some of the plays, if I was wearing shades. Full Story

RDJ isn’t bothered

November 4, 2013 17:34:14 Posted at November 4, 2013 17:34:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Director James Toback tried sh-t on Robert Downey Jr last week because, I dunno, he stopped using black tar heroin and became a mega movie star…? Click here for a refresher. Toback claims he made RDJ. And, I think?, was trying to say that when RDJ got clean he ended up losing his artistic edge, and now works only for money and not for the creative payoff. Full Story

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Granny blonde and bobbed

November 4, 2013 16:16:18 Posted at November 4, 2013 16:16:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman is shooting Paddington (yes, about the bear) in London. She plays a bad bitch called Millicent who presumably wants to stuff Paddington and hang him on her wall. As you can see, her character is a blonde, with a fringed bob. I love that a new generation of kids will now think this is the evil lady terrorising them and their teddy friends in bed. Full Story

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Idris Elba’s good news?

November 4, 2013 15:43:22 Posted at November 4, 2013 15:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Idris Elba was in Johannesburg yesterday for the premiere of Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom. Many members of Madiba’s family were there (the film has their enthusiastic blessing) and it appears that Elba was warmly received. Madiba’s wife Graca Machel greeted him by saying Full Story

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Quick and Awful

November 4, 2013 15:22:38 Posted at November 4, 2013 15:22:38
Duana Posted by Duana

Homeland Season 3 Episode 6 recap. This episode of Homeland seems to require a very quick cutting to the chase and less rhetoric. So without further ado, these are the questions I have. How long has Carrie known she’s pregnant? We saw what looked like, to me, a month’s worth of tests, which means, depending how long we believe she’s been out of  the hospital, that she’s known about this a rather long time. Full Story

Only Lovers Left Alive is funny?

November 4, 2013 15:09:45 Posted at November 4, 2013 15:09:45
Sarah Posted by Sarah

After premiering at Cannes and screening at TIFF, Only Lovers Left Alive, aka the vampire movie with Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton, finally has a trailer. And it looks funny, maybe? Funny is not a word I would use to describe writer/director Jim Jarmusch—usually I would go with obtuse, difficult, not for everyone. Full Story

Ryan is moody and Eva is jealous

November 4, 2013 14:34:59 Posted at November 4, 2013 14:34:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ryan Gosling hasn’t been seen in public in months. The paps don’t hang out in Iceland where he’s been in post production for his film How To Catch A Monster. And since Eva Mendes has been photographed alone so often lately, there’s now speculation that she’s alone because she’s single, or she’s about to be single. Full Story

Porny could feed everyone

November 4, 2013 14:24:48 Posted at November 4, 2013 14:24:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

This is Jessica Simpson out for dinner the other night with her freeloader. They were there with Ashlee Simpson, her boyfriend Evan Ross, and Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison. As you can see though, the main attraction was the Tit Shelf. It’s like she’s trying to breastfeed herself. She could very well breastfeed the entire table. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.4: “Then you change”

November 4, 2013 14:10:26 Posted at November 4, 2013 14:10:26
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 4 recap. One thing I love on The Walking Dead is when they get outside wherever they’re holed up (prison, farm, Woodbury) and we get to see what the world looks like as the zombie apocalypse progresses. This episode, with Daryl, Michonne, Tyrese and Bob on the road to the vet college and Rick and Carol venturing into a neighborhood looking for food and supplies, we get to see how things are going outside the prison. Full Story