Monday, January 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Guess what just happened to make Martin Scorsese make this face?

“And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.” To his credit, he took it well. But that was worth the 3 hours, non? Especially in combination with this:

“(Gravity)…is the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.”

Sandra Bullock liked that a lot.

It’s the first award show recap of the year and for us, it’s always an all-nighter. We do these wrap-ups in a very specific way here at LaineyGossip. There will likely be over 35 posts by the end of the day – please scroll down and click VIEW OLDER over several pages to get caught up. Duana and I are starting early and we’re going as fast as we can to try and cover everything that needs to be covered because we know you want to fight about it.

Dress porn fights are the best. Gwyneth Paltrow fights are even better. That’s when you just keep slapping me in the face on the internet and I refuse to go down. Click here to review our liveblog from last night if you missed it. And please email and tweet us and keep yelling. It’s the best time of the year in gossip. We have 8 more weeks of this!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Did I mention we’ll be liveblogging Flowers In The Attic next weekend? Get your Lifetime now!

“If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 20:50:27 January 13, 2014 20:50:27
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Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Getty

What I want is for Game Of Thrones to come back. April 6th. We are inside 3 months now. And HBO just released the first full trailer yesterday. So many thoughts, so many questions. It’s been forever since we’ve seen Jaime not dirty. I am feeling his short hair. I’m feeling it in all the right places. Full Story

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Charlize: Sean’s co-host?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 20:38:48 January 13, 2014 20:38:48
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Joe Scarnici/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Sean Penn hosted a fundraiser for Haiti on Saturday night, major stars in attendance, including Charlize Theron, his…girlfriend? Can we call her his girlfriend now? There were photographers all over the place. And she sat next to him, and they were ok with the pictures, and it was almost like they were co-hosts, partners. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s Golden Globe weekend with Chris …and Winona?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 20:21:38 January 13, 2014 20:21:38
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Charley Gallay/ Kevin Mazur/ Joe Scarnici/ Getty

The Paltrow-Martins were out a lot this weekend in LA. On Friday Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Diane Von Furstenberg Journey Of A Dress Exhibition. She wore a black plunge neck pantsuit. On Saturday, she AND Chris Martin attended the Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala …together. And look at them. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 19:23:01 January 13, 2014 19:23:01

We’re not done yet. More weekend gossip coming up after some smut from our friends. Keep checking back!

The best speech at the Globes? (Dlisted)

Miley’s most hated word – and it’s not the one you think (FishWrapper)

Dean Cain tries to apply my parents’ immigrant work ethic to celebrity (The Superficial)

Not really feeling Diane Kruger’s post-Globes dress (Just Jared)

Hm. Not bad Vanessa Hudgens. Not bad. (Hollywood Tuna)

Seriously, WHAT IS ROB LOWE DOING??? (Pop Sugar)

Yes. Definitely overrated (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t think I like Matt Bomer with his hair this short… (Socialite Life)

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder look really happy together here (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

If you didn’t love Jennifer Lawrence’s dress, does this expression make up for it? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Lainey’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Mila Kunis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 18:44:34 January 13, 2014 18:44:34
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FameFlynet, Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty Images

Spectacular is a word Duana once used to describe Mila Kunis. Her attitude, her wit, her Mila. Mila means a total package. An irresistible package. She’s one of ours. Was…? I don’t recognise this person on this carpet. What is this dress? Gucci, fine. But what is it? What is this ridiculous collar? It’s eating her. Full Story

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Duana’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Jennifer Lawrence

Duana Posted by Duana at January 13, 2014 18:05:05 January 13, 2014 18:05:05
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FameFlynet

When we pull one of these long ones, I know I have to power through a big chunk before my attention starts to wane. When it does, and the siren song of the internet pulls me somewhere, I try to make sure it’s somewhere relevant. But that’s not always a good idea. Like, for example, Jackie Collins is tweeting “Congratulations to Elisabeth Moss, who starred in one of my TV movies as a child. Full Story

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Lainey’s Best Dressed at the Globes: Zoe Saldana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 17:46:51 January 13, 2014 17:46:51
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WENN, FameFlynet, ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty Images

Yeah. We are fighting. I can hear you. I can hear you and it’s loud and I’m saying, make it louder but that won’t change my mind – you can have your silvery Versaces, your safe lacy Elie Saabs, and I’ll take this Prabal Gurung because it clashes materials and prints and because I’ve never seen a better fall-off-the-shoulder strap. Full Story

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Idris Elba & Naiyana Garth: Globes Best Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 17:17:34 January 13, 2014 17:17:34
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Araya Diaz /Frederick M. Brown /Imeh Akpanudosen /Joe Scarnici /Ari Perilstein /Steve Granitz /Getty Images

So…I mentioned they were expecting a child together back in November, right? Click here for a refresher. She’s carrying his baby. She is his bonafide. That’s how you confirm your bonafide when you’re a celebrity: an awards show red carpet. Full Story

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Matthew McConaughey: Globes Best Actor Wants To Grind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 17:00:08 January 13, 2014 17:00:08
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FameFlynet, Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter /Getty Images

It wasn’t a secret. Matthew McConaughey wanted it. Bad. He’s been working for it for almost two years. Sarah called it first – way, way back. 12 months too early, in fact. That Matthew McConaughey would win Oscar. And… well…he’s getting closer. But let us him enjoy last night first. Full Story

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