The Jolie’s bad pants

October 28, 2013 13:26:03 Posted at October 28, 2013 13:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie took her kids out shopping the other day in Queensland, Australia where she’s directing her next film Unbroken. I don’t understand these pants. Like, I’m all for an elastic waistband but these…these are not sweatpants. The material is too nice. These are more like…palazzo pants. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.3: “We’ve all got jobs to do”

October 28, 2013 13:09:29 Posted at October 28, 2013 13:09:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 3. Life at the prison is falling apart. Right away we learn that Rick did not, in fact, have anything to do with Karen and the other guy’s mysterious deaths. So someone else killed them and burned the bodies, and Tyrese is on a rampage Full Story

Friday, October 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Katie Holmes has joined Twitter -- @KatieHolmes212. So, like, KatieHolmesNYC? Her first tweet was a retweet from the set of The Giver in South Africa. She’s standing next to Taylor Swift. Her second tweet involved a lot of exclamation points. Will she be one of those “inspirational quote” tweeters? Will she keep it to promotion only? Will she go start showing us her Thanksgiving turkey recipes? Will she become one of those “mom” tweeters? Example: “Helping Suri with her math homework. Mommy and baby time!” Oh God, do you think she’s a compliment re-tweeter?

So. About this Russell Brand interview – have you seen it yet? Click here if you haven’t. I’m still trying to decide – is he actually articulate or are we just so conditioned to celebrities NOT being articulate that we have to praise one who can put a sentence together? Is it problematic for you to hear about someone who’s valued at $20 million arguing for wealth redistribution? Watch it back with that in mind and let me know your thoughts.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Leo at the fashion show

October 25, 2013 19:26:22 Posted at October 25, 2013 19:26:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Andrew Toth/ Getty Images

I was just saying yesterday that Leo wouldn’t leave Martin Scorsese hanging. But then again, it’s not like going to a fashion show isn’t Leo’s jam. Leonardo DiCaprio LIVES at a fashion show. That’s where he orders his girlfriends from. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 25, 2013 18:43:38 Posted at October 25, 2013 18:43:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt smells (Dlisted)

Can we agree this guy is GROSS? (FishWrapper)

And they’re grooming the next (The Superficial)

The future Anastasia Steele at the airport (Just Jared)

Olivia Munn tries a cape and I don’t think it works (Hollywood Tuna)

Princess Catherine goes shopping (Pop Sugar)

Who is Gwyneth Paltrow jealous of now? (Cele|bitchy)

Lady Gaga is ready for Movember (Evil Beet Gossip)

Beyonce is almost ready (Pink Is The New Blog)

I thought the sheer overlay was over! (Go Fug Yourself)

Octavia Spencer/Eliza Coupe To Save TV

October 25, 2013 17:28:39 Posted at October 25, 2013 17:28:39
Dean Posted by Dean
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There are so few things in life that a person can feel %100 good about. French fries, sunshine, even Beyonce -- most things that are ostensibly pure have a destructive and evil side. BUT we’ve got some news today that can do nothing but spread joy and cheer across the land – Octavia Spencer is going to star in a reboot of…MURDER…SHE WROTE! It’s like…you know that thing where Ryan Murphy tries to make a show for/about gay stuff, so he just takes every single gay thing on Earth – Kathy Bates, teen witches, Dylan McDermott’s ass, etc. Full Story

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George Clooney’s two dates

October 25, 2013 16:12:01 Posted at October 25, 2013 16:12:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pun! (Is that a pun?) Let me explain: Earlier this week it was confirmed that George Clooney’s The Monuments Men wouldn’t be ready in December. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures/Weird New Power

October 25, 2013 15:22:47 Posted at October 25, 2013 15:22:47
Dean Posted by Dean

Seth Meyers got married, which is not news, BUT now the pictures are out, along with a VOGUE write up, so we’ve got a few things to discuss about the ascending late-night powerhouse and his big day. The first thing to talk about is obviously the ceremony, which looks special if you’re into that whole Pinterest /rustic /Martha’s Vineyard /expensive /gorgeous /Olivia Munn is there vibe. Full Story

Oh wait, Johnny Depp is annoying again

October 25, 2013 15:07:12 Posted at October 25, 2013 15:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

I was juuuust saying in the previous article re: the Paul McCartney video how refreshingly UNannoying Johnny Depp was, until he starts lipsynching. And now he’s fully annoying again. Here’s Johnny out for dinner last night in London with Amber Heard, his girlfriend who’s helping him forget he’s 50 years old. Full Story

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McCartney & Meryl

October 25, 2013 14:50:00 Posted at October 25, 2013 14:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How could they say no? It’s Paul McCartney shooting a video at Abbey Road Studios. No one could say no. So here’s the video for Queenie Eye featuring Johnny Depp and Kate Moss (not shot together) and all kinds of other famous people I’m not listing for you because part of the fun is picking them out one by one but I will say I don’t think that’s Sienna Miller although a lot of people think it is… Johnny Depp hasn’t been this NOT annoying in a long time except – why is it skeeving me when he mouths the words? Question: who’s cooler Johnny Depp or Jeremy Irons? Answer: MERYL STREEP. Full Story

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