Bleached Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 15:33:52 December 8, 2014 15:33:52

Justin Bieber is ultra yellow blonde now. I suppose everyone wants to try it once. Even Brad Pitt. Even my husband. Jacek did it when we first moved in together. He was 25, I was 26. It was HOT. He’s long and lanky, like a surfer, so it worked with his overall west coast look. Bieber? I’m not sure this is the right tone. Full Story

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Noah saves Alison

Duana Posted by Duana at December 8, 2014 15:09:27 December 8, 2014 15:09:27

The Affair Season 1 Episode 8 recap Do you see how he’s still doing it, still now? Noah and his hedgehog-y weird hair get Alison to the hospital in time to say goodbye to her grandmother and help her be the support she needs to be. In his version. In her version, he’s there for her and even though she may not have the same words and the same moments with her grandmother, he cuts to the heart of the matter. Full Story

Miley’s infectious party weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:48:08 December 8, 2014 14:48:08
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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger spent most of the weekend in Nashville. But before that, it was Art Basel and Miami. And parties. And everyone’s been all like, Maria Shriver’s wholesome boy is getting corrupted by the bad girl of pop. Please. Patrick Schwarzenegger grew up stupid rich and super connected in Hollywood with Kennedy blood raging through his body. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s London year

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 8, 2014 14:25:25 December 8, 2014 14:25:25

Jeremy Renner has been in and out of London all year. Avengers: Age of Ultron filmed there over the spring and summer, and following that, he’s been there working on Mission: Impossible 5 – Presumably There’s A Bomb throughout fall and winter. Here he is once again at LAX over the weekend; not sure exactly where he’s coming from, but London is a logical guess. Full Story

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Pardoning Marky Mark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:10:55 December 8, 2014 14:10:55
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When Mark Wahlberg was 16 years old, he tried to rob a man who was carrying two cases of beer. He beat the man with a stick. He called the man a “Vietnamese f-cking sh-t”. Then he fled the scene and ran into another man, also Vietnamese. Marky Mark ended up punching this man in the eye. Full Story

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84 minutes on the Mayor of Toronto

Duana Posted by Duana at December 8, 2014 13:49:10 December 8, 2014 13:49:10

The Newsroom Season 3 Episode 5 recap. I chose that as the title because I have, in the past, enjoyed news reports on the Mayor of Toronto. Maybe not 84 minutes worth. I chose that phrase for the title as I was trying to think of all the other things I might have done to offend Aaron Sorkin, including perusing (and working on) websites he might find distasteful, occasionally noting that a celebrity was in my immediate vicinity, not having a working knowledge of Don Quixote. Full Story

Open Professional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 13:39:17 December 8, 2014 13:39:17

The key to her illustrious career? Talent, of course. But also, she’s always been a professional. She’s never been difficult, she’s never been a drama queen, she always works hard, she’s always prepared. That’s also been the secret to her successful relationship. It’s an open marriage and it’s a solid marriage… because she’s a professional at protecting it. Full Story

December 8, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 13:35:11 December 8, 2014 13:35:11

"Happy birthday to my very pregnant baby sister Pauline. Hope you're feeling up to treating yourself to cake and lots of gossip! Priorities! Love your sister Ez." Attached by request – The Walking Dead, True Blood, and Law & Order.  Full Story

Friday, December 5, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Angelina Jolie doesn’t do a lot of talk shows. I can’t actually remember the last time before last night when she was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. They’ve known each other for a long time. Remember Playing By Heart? It was on TV a few weeks ago.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2014 21:44:04 December 5, 2014 21:44:04

Xenu saved Tom Cruise from the bus (Dlisted

Usher juices his phone with a vagina…and that’s art. James Franco is mad he didn’t think of it first (The Superficial

Ben Affleck looks really hot here (Just Jared

Henry Cavill’s awesome taste in women who aren’t Gina Carano. Please don’t miss the sarcasm (Cele|bitchy

Chris Pratt celebrates his Man Of The Year (Pop Sugar

I would have been into Josh Duhamel in high school (Too Fab

Was Princess Catherine told by the Queen to cover her crotch in America? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Holy sh-t Zoe Kravitz has an amazing body (Hollywood Tuna

I might be really into this movie (Pajiba

Angie Harmon is like Rob Lowe. She will never age (Go Fug Yourself

Coldplay’s Deathly Hallows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2014 18:54:50 December 5, 2014 18:54:50
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Are we approaching the end of Coldplay? If that means we won’t have to listen to any more sh-tty songs like Magic… Speaking of magic, Chris Martin invoked some magic during an interview with BBC Radio yesterday. Apparently the band is working on their 7th album right now called A Head Full Of Dreams. Full Story