Threesome and juice

October 25, 2013 14:44:23 Posted at October 25, 2013 14:44:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Full Story

Cracks Show

October 25, 2013 14:26:53 Posted at October 25, 2013 14:26:53
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 3 Episode 4 recap I mean, on the one hand this was not the most incendiary episode of Scandal. By and large, we’ve seen more dramatic episodes with bigger punches to the gut.   Instead, we got to see things unravel. Olivia’s weird OCD repetition of how to be a “good girl”. Full Story

Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom no more

October 25, 2013 14:00:42 Posted at October 25, 2013 14:00:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brian To /WENN

They’ve confirmed that it’s over. According the official statement it’s been over for a few months. But they didn’t want the announcement to overshadow his Romeo & Juliet on Broadway. Now that the play has opened, it seems a good time to let it out, even though he was just on Kelly & Michael this morning and they made a point of NOT talking about it which just made the entire interview a complete bore. Full Story

October 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 25, 2013 13:51:51 Posted at October 25, 2013 13:51:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natasha! Happy Birthday from your mom Nancy who tells me you’re into Scandal now? What did you think of Lisa Kudrow last night? Am I the only one who thinks Huck is an over-actor?  Full Story

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It was so tasteful, it was a little…boring, right? Prince George was christened yesterday and today the official photo was released and we’ll get to that soon but it all went down without a single obnoxious rich person hat.  Read Full Intro

Little G knows how to pose

October 24, 2013 22:39:49 Posted at October 24, 2013 22:39:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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IAN WEST/AFP /Getty Images

And the official Prince George christening photos have been released. You can see them here. I tried to buy them but they were super expensive with all kinds of restrictions. You’ve probably already seen them everywhere else anyway. Little G is hard to miss, what with him already being such a pose-hard. Full Story

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Mimi’s “toughest experience”

October 24, 2013 20:11:30 Posted at October 24, 2013 20:11:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this video. But I love every Mimi video. This time Mimi is talking about herself. I’m not sure why I had to tell you that. What else would she be talking about? Well… When she tries to talk about why dembabies are special, she actually can’t get out the words. When Mimi has to talk about anything other than Mimi, she can’t articulate. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 24, 2013 19:00:02 Posted at October 24, 2013 19:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds plaid dresses in LifeStyle

I saw the head and I knew it was her (Dlisted)

She doesn’t need a boyfriend after a fiancé (The Superficial)

I wonder if Nicole Kidman wants these lips (FishWrapper)

Robert Pattinson: no mothering hips from the side view! (Pop Sugar)

The Forgotten Prince (Cele|bitchy)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson keep dressing up nice (Just Jared)

What if your back is one size and your breasts are another (Hollywood Tuna)

His rationale for custody is RUDE (Reality Tea)

Great leather jacket on Emma Watson (Popoholic)

But this is what Gwyneth wanted to be for Halloween!!! (Go Fug Yourself)

Ben Foster IS Lance Armstrong

October 24, 2013 18:04:16 Posted at October 24, 2013 18:04:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy. Sh-t. This is NOT Lance Armstrong. This is Ben Foster PLAYING Lance Armstrong. Amazing, right? They just started shooting the biopic last week with Stephen Frears directing. I was going to see this movie anyway because, well, I followed Armstrong for a long time. I naively/stupidly/blindly believed him until I couldn’t anymore. Full Story

The Winter Soldier is coming

October 24, 2013 17:19:41 Posted at October 24, 2013 17:19:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Everyone is sweating bullets about Thor: The Dark World’s box office, but really, they ought to be worried about Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Captain America is, as the joke goes, nobody’s favorite. He’s one of the oldest characters in Marvel’s cannon (the oldest? Help me out nerds) and you have to have him around but…well he’s boring for all the reasons Thor and Superman are boring. Full Story

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Will Leo be going back there?

October 24, 2013 16:29:31 Posted at October 24, 2013 16:29:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There was an article on PEOPLE  yesterday about how Leonardo DiCaprio was at the same restaurant in New York three times in the last week. It’s called Merchants River House and they had his order down to specific detail: warm spinach and artichoke dip all the time, steamed chicken dumplings, French toast, an omelet, and even his drinks, vodka and lemonade and pink guava lemonade. Full Story

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