Uncle Harry and the baby blue beret

August 2, 2013 16:06:44 Posted at August 2, 2013 16:06:44
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It’s almost two weeks now since Prince Harry became an uncle for the first time. Here he is wearing his baby blue beret, for the first time becoming an uncle, today visiting the Royal Marines Tamar naval base in Devonport, England, taking a break from his garden parties at Kensington Palace to attend to his royal duties as he too is a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Full Story

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Royal titles and occupations

August 2, 2013 15:00:39 Posted at August 2, 2013 15:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince George of Cambridge’s birth certificate was registered today. It was his father, Prince William, who signed the document – attached. You will note that under the section for “occupation”, Will is listed as a “Prince of the United Kingdom”. Can you imagine? Filling in a form and writing that down, for real, no jokes, as your JOB? It’s the same for Katy Cambridge. Full Story

Karl’s not hot

August 2, 2013 14:33:24 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:33:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get the need to layer for air conditioning but this, this isn’t layering. Full Story

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Chris Evans is going to direct

August 2, 2013 14:19:57 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:19:57
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I know right? That was my reaction, too. Having a slash is important these days—being just an actor isn’t enough anymore—and Chris Evans has decided to tack “slash-director” onto his resume with a movie called 1:30 Train. It’s about a couple that meets in New York and spends a magical night together, exploring the city and each other (I added that last part, but it does sound like that kind of movie). Full Story

Jen in satin and the red band trailer

August 2, 2013 14:06:19 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:06:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’s fiancé Justin Theroux did not walk the carpet with her. Full Story

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August 2, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 2, 2013 13:50:16 Posted at August 2, 2013 13:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alex! Happy Birthday from Ryan! I hear you’re on a “lady’s trip” to Minneapolis? We just passed Minneapolis on our way to Toronto from Vancouver. I wish we could have spent more time there. Tell me everything! As for you Ryan, the fact that you know so much about Gwyneth Paltrow makes you even MORE attractive, straight or gay. Full Story

Morning promises

August 1, 2013 20:29:55 Posted at August 1, 2013 20:29:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love these photos of Sandra Bullock taking Louis to school the other day. SO cute. And perhaps not unlike conversations we’ve all had with our parents in the morning… “When you come home later…” Fill in the blank with whatever it was that you were looking forward to. Full Story

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Kate Hudson: lemonade stands and the wrong shoes

August 1, 2013 19:38:11 Posted at August 1, 2013 19:38:11
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Kate Hudson stopped by her son 9 year old son Ryder’s lemonade stand yesterday. Ryder has to sell lemonade to save up for his new bike/skateboard/ballet shoes/whatever! Also, do blue dinosaurs make people thirsty? After patronising her young entrepreneur, Kate went to work at the premiere of Larry David’s Clear History. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 1, 2013 18:39:36 Posted at August 1, 2013 18:39:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds fanny packs (!) and cropped bustiers in LifeStyle

Think of her gross ass husband providing the salad dressing and you won’t eat again until September (The Superficial)

Are we sure Lindsay Lohan’s animagus isn’t a ferret? (Dlisted)

Jimmy Fallon talks about his daughter and it’s adorable (FishWrapper)

Jena Malone tries to make it sound like she just accidentally got the part in Catching Fire (Just Jared)

Sophia Bush’s dress of pretend scales (Hollywood Tuna)

Mrs Timberlake won the bikini contest (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston says she isn’t a nudist (Cele|bitchy)

NPH’s ass and Elton John’s husband (Towleroad)

The lives and loves of Mick Jagger (Romance Beat)

Rihanna’s new curls (Hollywood PQ)