Smutty Tingles

October 18, 2013 19:31:25 Posted at October 18, 2013 19:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds dressy bombers in Lifestyle

Robert Pattinson digs your musk (Dlisted)

GREAT outfit on Selena Gomez today (FishWrapper)

Britney Spears is low cut in London (The Superficial)

Love Rachel Weisz’s velvet pants (Just Jared)

If you had $10 million would you spend it on this? (Hollywood Tuna)

Angelina Jolie’s only worn black in Australia, right? Oh ever. (Pop Sugar)

Chelsea Handler ordered to step off Angelina Jolie? (Cele|bitchy)

Stop making me worry Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I didn’t know nipple pasties came in different sizes! (IDLYITW)

I would totally wear this outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Endless Love movie sex

October 18, 2013 17:26:59 Posted at October 18, 2013 17:26:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it was announced back in March that they were remaking Endless Love, I wrote about how movie sex isn’t the same anymore. Click here for a refresher. When I was growing up in the 80s and 90s, movie sex used to make me really horny. Now I go for soft core high quality porn (it’s really well shot and the people are always really attractive and there’s no fisting) if I need a little variety because they don’t give it to me the same way anymore in Hollywood. Full Story

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Banging with Jennifer Garner

October 18, 2013 17:14:10 Posted at October 18, 2013 17:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Jennifer Garner was at the premiere of Dallas Buyers Club in LA last night with a fully present fringe – not parted, not swept to the side. Last week on The Social we talked about hair extensions and how almost everyone you think has great hair in Hollywood probably uses them. Full Story

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Demi who wears glasses

October 18, 2013 15:40:47 Posted at October 18, 2013 15:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Alice Munro’s Nobel Prize last week made me think of Dorothy Parker, one of the best writers, ever, and she never wrote a novel. Dorothy wrote wonderful short stories, and poems, and essays, and movie reviews, but never a novel. And it was almost like she didn’t think she could be taken seriously because of it. Full Story

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SNL’s non-coke scandal

October 18, 2013 15:15:00 Posted at October 18, 2013 15:15:00
Dean Posted by Dean

When I say “SNL controversy” what do you picture? Probably John Belushi doing coke off Chevy Chase’s butt. Maybe Eddie Murphy doing coke off Laurie Metcalf’s butt? And definitely Chris Kattan doing coke of Cheri Oteri’s butt! The point is that SNL’s scandals usually revolve around a lot coke (and some butts) and never really issues that could actually improve the quality of that show…until now. Full Story

Be Thankful for Homesense

October 18, 2013 15:06:17 Posted at October 18, 2013 15:06:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Helen Mirren was not attacked by an air conditioner

October 18, 2013 14:58:21 Posted at October 18, 2013 14:58:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jessica Hromas/ Getty

Dame Helen Mirren was in Hong Kong last night to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Mandarin Oriental. Two deranged brothers did not try to kick her ass with an air conditioner. You think Scandal is preposterous? How about Michael Bay? And that’s real life! Click here Full Story

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Hanging Up On The President

October 18, 2013 14:20:17 Posted at October 18, 2013 14:20:17
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 3 Episode 3 recap The fact that Olivia Pope feels entitled to hang up on the man who runs the free world (well, probably that’s actually Cyrus) is the least ludicrous thing in this episode. Yet you watched breathless the whole time, didn’t you? What kills me, when you step away and think about it, is that even the scenario – the hostages in a near-death situation – we’ve seen this on TV a thousand, million times. Full Story

Are you enjoying this?

October 18, 2013 14:12:54 Posted at October 18, 2013 14:12:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Madonna showed up at the opening of her Hard Candy gym in Berlin yesterday. She wore leather and wouldn’t let us see her hands. Am I projecting or does M seem like she’s in an extra extra good mood? I’m probably projecting. But if she were in an extra extra good mood, would it have anything to do with the fact that her former friend, Gwyneth Paltrow, has had a terrible week? Graydon Carter and Vanity Fair are meangirling G. Full Story

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Princess Catherine playing volleyball

October 18, 2013 13:35:44 Posted at October 18, 2013 13:35:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Gavan/ Getty

OK but the volleyball isn’t what you care about. The volleyball isn’t what people are talking about. Princess Catherine of William made an official appearance today in London at the SportsAid Athlete Workshop to hang out with some athletes. She played…in wedges. It’s so Victoria Beckham, except Victoria Beckham wouldn’t be playing. Full Story

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Meangirling Gwyneth Paltrow

October 18, 2013 13:17:12 Posted at October 18, 2013 13:17:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here if you missed my post on Monday about what Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter had to say about Gwyneth Paltrow trying to cockblock his magazine from featuring her. And click here for my post from way back in June when I was the first to report that it would be Vanessa Grigoriadis writing the article. Full Story