August 6, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 6, 2013 13:05:19 Posted at August 6, 2013 13:05:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Deb & Jewelle – have a great time at Neil Gaiman! Deb, I hope the weekend of rest helped with your injury. And Jewelle, bless you for being her crutch tonight. Dawn has rheumatoid arthritis, in remission since 2008. But there’s no guarantee that she’ll stay in remission because so little is known about the illness. Full Story

Monday, August 5, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Oprah’s exclusive interview with Lindsay Lohan will air on OWN on August 18. Preview clips are now being released. I’ve attached the first one below.

As I wrote at the time of the Mighty O’s sit-down with Lance Armstrong, O’s problem isn’t the first question. Anyone can ask a first tough question. And anyone can prepare for a first tough question, a list of tough questions. O’s weakness is the follow-up. She just doesn’t. This is why Armstrong chose her. He went to Oprah in part because Oprah would be easier than anyone else. Lindsay Lohan can come up with a response that sounds good but means actually nothing. She is an accomplished liar. Lindsay Lohan has always known how to say “the right things”. Lindsay Lohan’s issue is that she doesn’t DO the right thing. So while Oprah will certainly elicit tears from Lohan, what she’ll really get is more excuses. What she won’t get, because she can’t push for it, is the truth.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

August 5, 2013 17:24:41 Posted at August 5, 2013 17:24:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a holiday today in most of Canada so we’re peacing out early to unpack more boxes. Back to full sched tomorrow!

Does no makeup mean just mascara? (Dlisted)

Ryan Gosling in his underwear (FishWrapper)

Lindsay Lohan’s nude scenes from The Canyons were leaked… on purpose? (The Superficial)

Someone wants you to think Kellan Lutz has a “personality” (Just Jared)

Miley and her Maserati (Hollywood Tuna)

Eva Longoria in a bikini proving, yet again, that Bump Watch is f-cking stupid. You know who you are. (Pop Sugar)

Elle Macpherson married a billionaire who was once linked to Gwyneth Paltrow (Cele|bitchy)

Pink puts a homophobic asshole in its place (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Aniston wants to be a mother by the time she’s 45? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Nina Dobrev is all hounds tooth (I'm Not Obsessed)

Folk Parody

August 5, 2013 17:15:12 Posted at August 5, 2013 17:15:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the new video for Hopeless Wanderer from Mumford & Sons. The band didn’t have to do anything. Because they don’t appear at all. Instead, in their places, are Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Ed Helms, and Will Forte. It’s a folk parody. It’s good. Especially the tambourine around Bateman’s neck and the fact that they each are carrying around like 18 instruments on their bodies. Full Story

Not the Emmys

August 5, 2013 15:44:23 Posted at August 5, 2013 15:44:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Frederick M. Brown /Kevin Winter /Getty Images

The Television Critics Association announced their awards yesterday in Beverly Hills. The results are much different than what the Emmys will be in September. The Emmy nominations did not include Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany. The TCA gave Maslany the Individual Achievement in Drama award. If you watch Orphan Black, this is a fist-pump moment. Full Story

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Modelisers: the weekend update

August 5, 2013 14:52:53 Posted at August 5, 2013 14:52:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper were on holiday together in Belize last week with their young model girlfriends, Toni Garrn and Suki Waterhouse. OMG! Leo and Coop are both 38. And Toni and Suki are both 21. It’s so, like, the same! Here’s a shot Full Story

Sherlock’s return

August 5, 2013 14:35:22 Posted at August 5, 2013 14:35:22
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s about three months until Sherlock returns on the BBC and/or we all pirate it—no use pretending any of us are actually going to wait till it airs on PBS in twenty-motherf*cking-fourteen—and we have our first teaser. It’s a totally uninformative glimpse of Sherlock playing peek-a-boo with all the main characters and I love it. Full Story

Babyjacked Hot Harry on a Horse looks great in green

August 5, 2013 14:24:08 Posted at August 5, 2013 14:24:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
James Whatling /Splash News, Getty Images, David Sims /WENN

Prince William played polo this weekend for charity, his first public appearance since presenting Georgie to the world almost two weeks ago. As expected, all anyone cared about was the baby. How’s the baby? Are you changing nappies? Baby this, baby that. And the baby was even gifted with a baby mallet. Full Story

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August 5, 2013 13:48:49 Posted at August 5, 2013 13:48:49
Duana Posted by Duana

The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 4 recap Okay, well, this is the episode where things began to happen. And it’s the episode where the distance between what The Newsroom is trying to do and what it does do comes the closest to being closed. This is what it could be, at its most noble and terrible. Full Story

Ryan Gosling as Batman and in Iceland

August 5, 2013 13:34:06 Posted at August 5, 2013 13:34:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Turns out there is a casting process that will be as exhausting (and ridiculous) as the speculation surrounding who will play Christian Grey: Who will play Bruce Wayne, Batman? As revealed at Comic-Con, the Man Of Steel sequel will feature both Superman and Batman. Some Teen Wolf star already tried to get ahead of the story last week – click here Full Story