Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 18:23:25 April 8, 2014 18:23:25

“Unnaturally impossible in GOOP years” is the best thing I’ve read all day (Dlisted)

F-ck YES. Put Christina Hendricks’s breasts on Game Of Thrones! (The Superficial)

I’ve start skipping the parts when Scarjo talks (Too Fab)

When Lindsay Lohan says “one”, what’s the number she actually means? (Cele|bitchy)

Look at Zac Efron’s abs so you won’t think about him under the bridge doing bad sh-t (Just Jared)

I hate all three of these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

That’s a lot of eye makeup for a little kids’ soccer game (Pink Is The New Blog)

Leo & Toni: like an uncle taking his niece to the old time record store (Pop Sugar)

I need a pair of these gym pants on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

Not even Shakira can make me like a Zuhair Murad dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Career Prospectus: Orlando Bloom

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 8, 2014 17:41:00 April 8, 2014 17:41:00
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Wenn, FameFlynet

(For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus Series, please click here.) Ever since we started this series, we’ve received repeated requests for Orlando Bloom. He’s been mentioned several times in other people’s prospectuses, but has somehow escaped having one of his own. Full Story

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Winona on Veronica's birthday week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 16:30:23 April 8, 2014 16:30:23
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Jamie McCarthy/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

I opened yesterday with Heathers. Click here if you missed it and the Entertainment Weekly oral history celebrating the 25th anniversary of the film. To mark the milestone, we shot a Winona appreciation segment for etalk last week. Just me freestyling on why Winona is still everything after all these years. Full Story

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Only the most loyal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 15:19:20 April 8, 2014 15:19:20
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I envy the Fan. S/he is not fickle. S/he has selective sight. S/he is devoted to the very end. S/he remains undeterred. For the Johnny Depp fan, these photos are no problem. S/he doesn’t notice that NO ONE should be attracted to a man in this outfit. NO ONE would be turned on by those pants. Full Story

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Gaga like Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 14:38:35 April 8, 2014 14:38:35
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Theo Wargo/ Getty

Lady Gaga performed at the Roseland Ballroom last night. It was the last of 7 sold out shows and the final show ever before the historic venue closes down. Gaga is a New York City girl. No doubt it meant a lot to her to have this opportunity. In other Gaga news… Page Six Full Story

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Leave our time alone

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 8, 2014 14:28:37 April 8, 2014 14:28:37

Like Ghostbusters III, a potential Goonies sequel has been talked about for a long time. There was actually a sequel video game released in 1987, two years after the movie came out (it was a pretty sweet Nintendo game), even though there was no movie sequel. But also like Ghostbusters III, it’s been a bad idea for a long time. Full Story

Rachel & Daniel’s night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 14:01:22 April 8, 2014 14:01:22
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Wenn, Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Splash

We don’t see these two very often. They spend time in New York but they don’t wave themselves in front of the paps so when they do step out, it’s like a gift. Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were at the Night of Opportunity gala in NYC last night. The organisation helps low income high performance students access educational opportunities that might otherwise not be available. Full Story

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April 8, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2014 13:44:28 April 8, 2014 13:44:28

"To our lovely Andrea, who is as beautiful as a pre-Kaley Henry Cavill, as cheerful as a pack of Muppets and as loyal as Opie from SOA, on her birthday from her gossipy friends and pals in EARS. We hope the year ahead is as kind and generous to you as you are to all of us, always. For being an amazing friend and for picking up the slack left by your non-baby-having friends by contributing three awesome and kick-ass little girls to the next generation, here are Idris, Tom Hardy, Ewan, Dave Grohl and Mark Ruffalo. Full Story

What colours are left?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2014 20:06:10 April 7, 2014 20:06:10
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Splash

I don’t know whether or not to laugh or cry at these new shots of Pharrell in New York today wearing that hat… in blue. Brown to start. Then grey. Green. Red. Now blue. Am I slow to know that it comes in blue too? What I do know is that it does go very well with that varsity jacket. Full Story

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