Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 20:50:08 February 14, 2014 20:50:08

I want Dakota Johnson to say this to the author's face (Dlisted)

Holy f-cking sh-t. Kim Basinger just won fashion week (FishWrapper)

See, in a way I consider this to be more unrealistic than Barbie  (The Superficial)

The f-ck is going on with Katie Holmes's hair? (Just Jared)

I feel like there are only 5 dresses in Sofia Vergara's wardrobe  (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks in the Phillippines (Pop Sugar)

Something something Michael Fassbender Oscar something something pouty bitch  (Cele|bitchy)

Amber Heard keeps repeating her messaging. And I just keep thinking she's Johnny Depp's fiancee (Evil Beet Gossip)

Kristen Stewart's Valentine tee and jeans (Popoholic)

Surprise. Marchesa's collection is not impressive. (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Michelle & Cara’s Valentine’s Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 19:50:37 February 14, 2014 19:50:37
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AKM-GSI/ Rann/ Splash

Cara Delevingne was in London last night. Michelle Rodriguez was in LA. Apart for Valentine’s Day? Still together? Oh I hope so. But this thing caught on fire so fast, so intensely, so spectacularly, and some would say so stunt-ily, that I also wouldn’t be surprised if it flamed out already. Full Story

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Alex Pettyfer’s Endless Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 18:20:27 February 14, 2014 18:20:27
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FameFlynet, Splash

Endless Love opens today. Alex Pettyfer’s been promoting it all week. The reviews …aren’t great. Here’s an example: “This movie has no idea how letters of recommendation work, how airports work, how relationships work. Full Story

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Benedict’s double-thumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 17:08:13 February 14, 2014 17:08:13
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Jason Carter Rinaldi/ Getty

Here’s my Valentine gift to those of you who are fans of Benedict Cumberbatch – his double thumbs! Bendy was in New York yesterday for the BAFTA New York Presents: In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch. So what did they talk about? Well, given that he’s really “internet-famous”, as Sarah calls it, how come he doesn’t use social media? “It would take over my life and probably ruin it. Full Story

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Leo comes on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 16:28:48 February 14, 2014 16:28:48

Final Oscar voting begins today and ends on February 25th. It’s the last push. It’s the fourth quarter. And Leonardo DiCaprio is coming on. (We’ll be announcing our annual contest next week and I want you to win the designer bag and all the other bonuses that come in the prize package so you need to start thinking about your Oscar ballots. Full Story

Anna loves Lupita

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 15:59:44 February 14, 2014 15:59:44
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Larry Busacca/ Getty

Page Six ran a report today about how Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto might be checking each other because they went out for dinner the other night and also about how she and Chiwetel Ejiofor hooked up during filming of 12 Years A Slave but she ended it as soon as production was over. Full Story

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Princess Catherine’s Blue Valentine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 15:12:38 February 14, 2014 15:12:38
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Katy Cambridge made an official appearance today at the opening of the ICAP Art Room in Ealing, England today. She did not wear red. Are you wearing red today? I am not wearing red. I am wearing a black sweatshirt with the neck cut out and a pink set of headphones on the front. I own as many sweatshirts as I do socks – a lot. Full Story

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Be Jakey’s Valentine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 14:41:13 February 14, 2014 14:41:13
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Alyssa Miller posted this on Instagram late last night: Gossip handwriting experts have identified that this is Jake Gyllenhaal’s writing using this sample for comparison:  Full Story

Katherine Heigl needs your money

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 14, 2014 14:30:26 February 14, 2014 14:30:26
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, Katherine Heigl was on a popular TV show and was launching a promising film career. She was on the brink of having it all, of being America’s next sweetheart and becoming one of the most famous women in the world, with the kind of juice to get whatever projects she wanted made. Full Story

Drake apologises for acting like Justin Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 14:10:49 February 14, 2014 14:10:49

Drake was supposed to be on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone. The magazine decided to go with Philip Seymour Hoffman instead. And Drake decided to rage about it on Twitter. What initially set him off was that he claims that he didn’t disrespect Kanye West in the interview. This quote in particular is what offended him: "There were some real questionable bars on (Yeezus). Full Story

February 14, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2014 13:58:52 February 14, 2014 13:58:52

Jane, Joan, and Alida – Happy Valentine’s Day from Nad. She calls you her first loves. “Heres to many more decades of friendship, mccain deep n delicious b-day cakes, & yummy gossip.  truly believe that goddess created best friends to make up for the siblings she forgot to give us. Full Story