iJohnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 19:59:25 December 23, 2013 19:59:25

The first trailer for Johnny Depp’s Transcendence was released this weekend. Johnny Depp doesn’t wear fake teeth. Or a wig. Or cartoon makeup. And he doesn’t speak in an accent. Jesus, how long has it been? It’s so nice to hear his “regular” voice – a deep drawl, more suited to a rock star than a scientist, but let’s not complain. Full Story

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Nicole & Keith in town for a milestone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 19:20:55 December 23, 2013 19:20:55
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Nicole Kidman’s parents celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary this weekend in Australia. Nicole flew in with the girls on Wednesday – click here to see photos. Keith arrived a couple of days later. And they joined the family, including Nic’s sister, Antonia, for the milestone at the Gunner Barracks tea room. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 18:58:30 December 23, 2013 18:58:30

I never, EVER want to see this again. EVER. (Dlisted) When you wear a coat like this, of course your mouth has to be open (FishWrapper Full Story

Blair and Seth’s first engaged Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 17:06:28 December 23, 2013 17:06:28
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody were out with the dogs yesterday morning in LA. Is it the first time they’ve been sighted together since it was reported that they’re engaged? Let’s pretend that it is. Because I’m just as excited as I was the day it was announced. Which is as excited as I was when they first started dating… Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen! How does that ever get old? As if it weren’t twee enough, with the California/NY wedding, he’s got the old big dog and she has the handbag version. Full Story

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Uncle Leo and the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 16:34:26 December 23, 2013 16:34:26
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He’s Uncle Leo to Tobey Maguire’s kids, Ruby and Otis. Also to his girlfriends, but that’s not what we’re doing here. At least not yet. Check out Leonardo DiCaprio in Hollywood yesterday with Maguire’s wife, Jennifer Meyer, and children after lunch. Tobey apparently had to leave early so it was up to Leo to usher everyone out. Full Story

Drake & Zoe are wearing me down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 16:21:27 December 23, 2013 16:21:27
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As you know, Drake and Rihanna are my jam, my Genie wish. But as I also said last week, Drake managed to find an exception. It’s not like Matt Kemp who went from Rihanna to one of Kanye West’s fiancee’s sisters. There is not only no shame in hooking up with Zoe Kravitz, it actually comes with a lot of swagger. Full Story

She named him Bear

Duana Posted by Duana at December 23, 2013 16:11:59 December 23, 2013 16:11:59
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Bear Winslet, mind you. There is no indication of this baby being a RocknRoll.  But there you have it. Bear. Before you go all “celebrities and their wacky names!”, Kate Winslet’s older two children are named Mia and Joe. So, I mean, Bear is a noted step in the direction of the twee. Full Story

Beysus doesn’t settle with anyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 15:53:56 December 23, 2013 15:53:56
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Beyonce’s visual album Beyonce has now topped one million copies. When she first dropped her flawlessness on iTunes, Target and then Amazon declared that they wouldn’t stock the card copy because she chose to partner with Apple. So what did B do? Oh she dropped in on a Walmart in Boston the other day and gifted 750 shoppers in the store with $50 gift certificates each, spending $37,000 on her “fans”. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s Christmas settlement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 15:27:07 December 23, 2013 15:27:07

Fights are being resolved everywhere, just in time for Christmas. But if this is the season of forgiveness, why am I so disappointed? According to US Weekly, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter are friends again. Or, I should say, they don’t want to hate each other in public anymore. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s Christmas settlement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2013 14:49:34 December 23, 2013 14:49:34

The Hollywood Reporter broke the news late Friday that Tom Cruise and Bauer Publishing (INTOUCH, LIFE&STYLE) have settled. Cruise was suing the magazines for $50 million for suggesting that he’d “abandoned” daughter Suri after Ninja Katie left him in the middle of the night but he was the one who took the worst hits during discovery as Bauer lawyers went full gossip on his ass, taking the opportunity to ask him about his dealings with Xenu and his dating practises. Full Story