Welcome back from Christmas!
You know what I still haven’t watched yet? I am Britney Jean, Britney’s documentary about her Vegas show that aired on E! on Sunday. It’s on the PVR and I started the first 10 minutes. And then I realised there was a movie on TV that I’ve already seen before. And I still decided to change the channel. Which, when it comes to Britney, is not like me at all. It’s just…
There was nothing there.
Randomly they jam in a moment with her where she talks about enjoying sex. OK. It’s like they could only get her to sit down and say something – anything – coherent in 2 minute increments. You can’t build a narrative when your subject won’t tell the story, you know? And don’t lie to me about her being the decision maker on all the details about her show. This is not Beyonce.
Maybe it gets better? I’ll try again tonight. But during this time of year, the re-run movies are always so good. Like last night Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was on. Haven’t seen it in years. Totally forgot Daniel Craig was in it and spoke with an American accent. RIGHT?!? It made me really uncomfortable. Also, Jorah Mormont, who I f-cking hate on Game Of Thrones. He plays smarmy asshole really, really well.
Yours in gossip,
I will never think of a Santa chocolate the same way again (Dlisted)
LeAnn Rimes is extra sensitive at Christmas (FishWrapper)
I feel like we never heard from her for the rest of the year (The Superficial)
Great dress on Rose Byrne (Just Jared)
I like the hearts holding this bikini together (Hollywood Tuna)
Will and Harry’s holiday ball (Pop Sugar)
Ashton Kutcher might propose to Mila Kunis over the holidays (Cele|bitchy)
Jessica Alba has too many bags (Popoholic)
Tom Daley’s Christmas apron (Towleroad)
Kanye West’s fiancée only makes one face at Christmas (Hollywood PQ)
Henry Cavill and Gina Carano began 2013 as a couple. Then… well… he, or his management, decided he’d be better off with a blonde girlfriend on television. Cavill and Kaley Cuoco lasted, oh, all of two weeks? If that? Cuoco is engaged now to some tennis player. Cavill and Carano were seen in Rome together in October, looking very into each other over a bottle of wine. Full Story
If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story
Miley Cyrus’s new video for Adore You was supposed to drop today but leaked yesterday instead. Happy Christmas! There’s no surprise reveal from what was teased previously. This is the video version of a dick pic – except with much better lighting and production value. Miley is writhing around – sometimes wet – in a bed and in the shower, letting her lover know that she’s thinking of him. Full Story
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Oh it’s been a while since we’ve seen the Cambridges holding hands. They gave us some of that for Christmas at Sandringham where they joined the Queen for the holiday, along with other members of the royal family. Here are Prince William and his Catherine on their way to church. That green hat on Kate concerns me a little. Full Story
Heidi! Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you had a happy Christmas in spite of the fact that the crazy Toronto ice storm clusterf-cked the city. Helena wanted to send this earlier but she didn’t have any power. She and her dogs were thinking of you though – and Ramon too! And for Sam from Beth – Happy 22nd Birthday! Here are David Hasselhoff and Paul Newman to celebrate you. Full Story
Thank you for your voting for your favourite Gingerbread House yesterday! Click here for a refresher. Your winner:
Christmas On The Coast
2nd place: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
On Sunday night, Christmas On The Coast did not win the Oscar. It came in third. Instead, the Academy chose Santa Cleared For Takeoff with Christmas Cottage a close second. Let’s play again next year?
We have a few gossip items to tie up today but it’ll be a light blog. There will be no posting tomorrow but I’ll be back on Thursday through the rest of the week and the only day I’m not writing next week is New Year’s Day. Come by if you’re stuffed.
Stay warm, stay safe, and be loved.
Happy Christmas! Happy Holidays!
Yours in gossip,