Coop & Suki at the White House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2014 17:54:41 February 12, 2014 17:54:41
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The Obamas hosted French President Francois Hollande last night at the White House. Bradley Cooper was invited because…I dunno…he speaks French very well? His date, disappointingly, was not his mother. More and more and more Coop is being seen, publicly and comfortably, with Suki Waterhouse. Full Story

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Taylor Lautner pod-personed Andy Samberg

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 12, 2014 16:59:52 February 12, 2014 16:59:52
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Today in completely improbable news, Taylor Lautner is replacing Andy Samberg on the BBC comedy Cuckoo. Let’s give that a moment to sink in: We now live in a world where Taylor Lautner is an acceptable comedic replacement for Andy Samberg. Cuckoo is about a British girl who marries a hippy-dippy American during her gap year and takes him home to her uptight British family. Full Story

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Is 45 a milestone?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2014 16:41:06 February 12, 2014 16:41:06
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Jennifer Aniston turned 45 yesterday. She was reportedly in LA. Her fiancé Justin Theroux was in New York shooting his TV show. Is that problem? Is 45 a milestone? Jacek and I have spent birthdays apart. His birthday is a particularly tricky time because the Juno Awards always happen around his birthday and for years, I was assigned to go. Full Story

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Justified 5.6: “You got no idea what I’m capable of”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 12, 2014 15:59:55 February 12, 2014 15:59:55

Justified Season 5 Episode 6 recap No one’s plan is working out. The theme of this season is consequences as many long-running threads throughout Justified begin to come to a head, but all those consequences are arising because no one’s plan is working out. Not one thing can go right for anyone, best illustrated by Dewey Crowe not even being able to make a ransom demand right thanks to crap cell reception in the hills of Kentucky. Full Story

Eva Mendes mentions The Notebook

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2014 15:48:42 February 12, 2014 15:48:42

Eva Mendes was on Ellen yesterday. Not sure why and what she’s promoting. But Ellen did ask her about the pregnancy rumours – she is not pregnant – and what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day. At which point she namechecks The Notebook. It was a joke. Like all she’s doing on Friday is watching the movie and crying… video platform Full Story

JUST. APOLOGIZE.

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 12, 2014 15:16:37 February 12, 2014 15:16:37
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If you thought Shia LaBeouf’s behavior in Berlin was the pinnacle of how weird he can get, guess what, you were wrong. Because now, immediately on the heels of whatever that was in Berlin, The Beef is back in Los Angeles, where he is doing something he claims is performance art but which I call stunting. Full Story

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Sean Penn’s Valentine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2014 15:05:57 February 12, 2014 15:05:57
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Someone asked me the other day if we do anything special for Valentine’s Day here at LaineyGossip.com. I can’t remember. Am I nicer? This year I’m spending Valentine’s Day at home in Vancouver. With Miley Cyrus and not my husband. What’s the problem? Sean Penn will be spending Valentine’s Day with Charlize Theron, their first Valentine’s Day together as a couple. Full Story

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February 12, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2014 14:48:30 February 12, 2014 14:48:30
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Meg! Congratulations on the new job and good luck on your first day with love from Heather who requested double gold Alexandre Bilodeau and Domhnall Gleeson for extra tingles to start the next phase.  Full Story

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Sasha and I are not speaking right now. It’s because of Mark McMorris, bronze medallist in snowboard slopestyle (even though he landed TWO triple corks!). She’s producing an etalk interview with him tomorrow and I’m not invited.  Read Full Intro

Princess Catherine at the Portrait Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2014 21:46:54 February 11, 2014 21:46:54
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It’s her first official royal engagement of the year. Princess Catherine was at the National Portrait Gallery tonight for the Portrait Gala. And she spoke too. We don’t hear from Kate very often so when she does talk I guess it’s news. Apparently she stumbled slightly at the end of her remarks and put her hand to her chest, perhaps to make sure that necklace is securely fastened. Full Story

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All but Judi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2014 21:04:34 February 11, 2014 21:04:34
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Judi Dench was the only Best Actress nominee who did not attend the Nominees Luncheon yesterday. I love that about her. She’s the only one who doesn’t actually give a sh-t. The others most definitely do give a sh-t. Doesn’t mean we can’t love them but we can also say they give a sh-t, right? Cate Blanchett gives a sh-t. Full Story

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