Monday, December 16, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Are you talking about Homeland? I thought about Homeland for an hour. And then I went back to Beyonce. It’s been an entire weekend and I still can’t keep my eyes off Beyonce’s “fatty”. Not going to lie – I’ve tried to do the “I woke up like this” move over and over again in front of the mirror and I’ll never get it right.  Read Full Intro

Miley talks about the breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 22:33:25 December 16, 2013 22:33:25
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Barbara Walters named Miley Cyrus one of her Most Fascinating People of 2013. So Miley opened up to Barbara about the broken engagement, her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. No big revelation. Doesn’t sound like she addressed his hookup with January Jones on Oscar weekend (too bad). Instead, it was as we all assumed – THEY WERE TOO YOUNG. Full Story

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Katy Perry doesn't get the votes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 20:40:07 December 16, 2013 20:40:07
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Katy Perry performed on The X Factor in the UK this weekend. I read about it before I heard it. And they were saying her vocals were so sh-t she woulda been voted off the show. Ok so then I listened. Yes, totally sh-t. But... How is this new? When I think of Katy Perry live it's not like I'm pulling out my credit card. Full Story

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800,000 surfboards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 20:04:09 December 16, 2013 20:04:09

The numbers were just released late morning -- over 800,000 albums sold in just 3 days. Beyonce set some records. Don't ask me what records. Some kind of record. 3 days! With no promotion! Did you? I did, obviously. And happily. You know why? Value. It's not just the songs, it's also the videos. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 19:33:23 December 16, 2013 19:33:23

Freakier than the baby from Twilight (Dlisted)

I think it’s too dark, do you think it’s too dark? (FishWrapper)

Rewriting history (The Superficial)

LOVE this dress that Cate Blanchett is wearing (Just Jared

These boots have to go (Hollywood Tuna)

Zac Efron is smiling again (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to Emily Blunt’s baby shower (Cele|bitchy)

Niall Horan is picking up from Justin Bieber (Socialite Life)

Does it look like the head doesn’t belong on the body? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Jennifer Garner’s ballerina (I'm Not Obsessed)

A friendly kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 18:04:16 December 16, 2013 18:04:16
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Check out Jason Momoa at a party the other day in LA kissing a woman believed to be his ex-fiancee Simmone Jade Mackinnon. Everyone is saying up and down that they’re “just friends”. OK. I don’t want to dispute that. What I’d like to discuss is whether or not if you saw your husband/wife/lover/whatever in a photo like this, would that just roll off you, no problem? At a certain point, when you commit to being with someone who looks the way Jason Momoa looks, I wonder if you just have to deal. Full Story

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Porny’s “jampacked” schedule

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 16:37:45 December 16, 2013 16:37:45

It’s the holidays. So, time to eat, and time for the weight loss companies to exploit your eating guilt. And Porny’s the face of it. Every time you feel bad about all those scalloped potatoes, just think of Jessica Simpson – and if she can do it, you can too! Porny’s pushing Weight Watchers Christmas right now. Full Story

Evans & Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 15:24:40 December 16, 2013 15:24:40
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Chris Evans is directing and starring in his own movie. Alice Eve is in it too. They’re shooting in New York. And on Saturday night they went out for dinner. Though they were photographed separately, they did leave together in the same car so… Just colleagues getting to know each other? Or more? I’m down for more. Full Story

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Is Ryan in on it too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 14:57:54 December 16, 2013 14:57:54
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Last month a photographer miraculously found Blake Lively frolicking in a meadow with her dog (click here for a refresher), holding up a pink Moto X phone… and we were supposed to believe these were “candid” shots of her not getting paid. Full Story

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The Family Cyrus

Maria Posted by Maria at December 16, 2013 14:30:06 December 16, 2013 14:30:06
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As Lainey said last week, Miley surged in 2013. The music stands. It stands up alongside Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lorde, and any pop album put out this year. Although Miley’s been famous for a long time, this is the year she actually arrived. Full Story

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Harry’s headband and earrings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2013 14:01:33 December 16, 2013 14:01:33
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Harry Styles performed on The X Factor with One Direction last night in a headband wearing an earring. And his shirt open low. And, ordinarily, that would give me the feelings in between my legs. But on Saturday he was in France at an awards show and reportedly flew back late just to spend time with that Kardashian in London, seen here arriving at her hotel well past 2am. Full Story

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