March 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 13:30:39 March 21, 2014 13:30:39

“To our beautiful tree of life Melissa on her birthday, from her friends in gossip and EARS. For being as thoughtful and generous as Leslie Knope at Christmas, as warm-hearted as a hobbit (though far less annoying), as intelligent as a high-functioning sociopath and as pretty as a Tori Amos cover song, here is your #1, Viggo, your recently discovered love, Benedict Cumberbatch (not that anyone would be smug about this admission), Tom Hardy and an adorable pit bull pup, and Russell Brand with a special greeting for you! We hope that the year ahead is kind and generous to you, and that none of us have contracted Syphilis of the Eye from looking at this picture. Full Story

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I was about to go to bed last night when the news alert came across that Tony Abbott, the Prime Minister of Australia, announced in Parliament that debris that may be related to MH370 was found off the Australian coast.  Read Full Intro

JLO tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 20:02:08 March 20, 2014 20:02:08
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FOX/ Getty

Jennifer Lopez will perform I Luh Ya Papi on American Idol tonight. Here she is on the show last night. If the performance is anything like the video… I have to tell you, I am obsessed with this video. The video is straight up makeup, hair, and dance porn. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it probably too many times. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 18:11:45 March 20, 2014 18:11:45

Sasha Finds matching crop top and skirt sets in LifeStyle

My guess woulda been New Jack City and there aren’t even enough letters for that (Dlisted)

Eva Mendes thinks Ryan Gosling is the best but her dress is definitely not the best (Just Jared)

I don’t get it. Did her breasts fall off the bike? (The Superficial)

WTF is “misapplied femininity”? (Jezebel)

Kristen Stewart’s oversized denim jacket (Pop Sugar)

Jeremy Piven or Benedict Cumberbatch? (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t actually hate this on Tori Spelling (Too Fab)

Candidate for Worst Dress of the Year (Hollywood Tuna)

Emmanuelle Chriqui in a black cut-out dress (Popoholic)

Good dress. Bad colour combination. (Go Fug Yourself)

The Giver trailer doesn’t give Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 17:41:42 March 20, 2014 17:41:42

I had to watch it twice to make sure I didn’t see her. Then I sent it to our site coordinator Emily and asked her if she saw her. There is no Taylor Swift in the first trailer for The Giver. OK fine. But there is a LOT of colour. It’s been a long time since I read the book but my memories of it are the same colour as the pages – it was actually a really cool effect: the world of The Giver seemed to be reflected on paper, just white and black. Full Story

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BCoop’s cosmic punchline

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 20, 2014 17:12:19 March 20, 2014 17:12:19
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WENN

Once, Louis CK went on The Stephen Merchant Show and sh*t all over the idea of a student at the Actors’ Studio asking Sean Penn a question from the audience. “There’s no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then you’re going to be huge,” he said. Once, Bradley Cooper was a student at the Actors’ Studio and he asked Sean Penn a question. Full Story

Andrew loves Spidey, Emma loves the Spice Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 16:02:44 March 20, 2014 16:02:44
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Wenn, FameFlynet

They are so f-cking cute. So Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield went to Australia a few days early to hang out. Their publicity commitments for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 officially begin today. Emma wore Chloe and I AM IN PAIN over how much I love this outfit so f-cking much and can’t afford it. Full Story

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Charlize on the beach – without Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 15:19:17 March 20, 2014 15:19:17
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Fame, MCCFL/ Splash

Lately, whenever Charlize Theron’s on a beach, Sean Penn’s always there with her. And they’re kissing and touching each other. And it is still a trip. Here’s Charlize on the beach in Miami for a photo shoot with (boring) Mario Testino. She had her son Jackson with her. Full Story

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Amal Alamuddin has great style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2014 13:59:36 March 20, 2014 13:59:36
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FameFlynet, Turgeon-Steffman/ Splash, INF

My usual approach to a George Clooney girlfriend is never to post an article about her all by herself without including photos of him. Because, usually, HE is the story. Also, they mostly have sh-tty style. Ahem, Stacy Keibler. But Amal Alamuddin is breaking with the formula in so many ways. For starters, she doesn’t want a job on Dancing With The Stars. Full Story

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