Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 20:15:25 January 15, 2015 20:15:25

Sasha Finds cape wraps and clutches in LifeStyle

I’ve never been a size queen but anyway, Justin Bieber wants to prove to you that you don’t have to worry about his dick (Dlisted)

Emma Stone is really f-cking happy (Just Jared

Katy Perry says she’s perfect for the Super Bowl because she’s all about female empowerment. OK. (Cele|bitchy

Um. So is the gym the new massage parlour? (The Superficial

Beyonce jumps off the boat (OK!

Celebrity reactions to Oscar nominations (Pop Sugar

Megan Fox in a bikini (Too Fab

I hate this outfit on Nina Dobrev (Hollywood Tuna

I know I’m supposed to be looking somewhere else but Miley Cyrus is in a major hair funk right now (Popoholic)

Not even Dita Von Teese could make this dress interesting (Go Fug Yourself

Who’s the Lupita of 2015?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 19:55:19 January 15, 2015 19:55:19
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NO ONE! There’s only one Lupita Nyong’o every year but this year, none of the nominees are really breakouts in the way that Lupita was a breakout. The closest, I guess, would be Felicity Jones. But there’s not the same buzzzzzzz surrounding Jones. And, you know, another reason there’s no Lupita of 2015 is because, well, the Oscars certainly don’t look like Lupita this year, do they? Happily, Lupita will be there as a presenter since she’s the reigning Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner. Full Story

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Video Assumption: Taylor Swift & Harry Styles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 17:31:36 January 15, 2015 17:31:36
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TMZ has exclusive video from last night of Taylor Swift at the Sunset Marquis. She’s in the lobby with her friends when Harry Styles approaches to greet someone in her group. I’ve watched it twice. I don’t see them acknowledging each other. Not even a head nod. Let’s play Video Assumption? It’s our favourite game of drawing conclusions based on body language – not reliable but, um, in this case… pretty reliable? He’s demonstrably relaxed – like, “Hey, I’m just so chill and confident and I’m going to show you to your face”. Full Story

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Thor vs. A Fish is now an Oscar hopeful

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 15, 2015 17:07:21 January 15, 2015 17:07:21
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On the day that the 2015 Oscar nominees are announced, let’s start talking about (potential) 2016 Oscar nominees. Last night Ron Howard announced that his whaling disaster movie, In the Heart of the Sea, is moving from its March 13 release date to December 11, 2015. That’s a VERY confident move from distributor Warner Brothers, especially since Star Wars Episode VII opens the following week, which is going to cut into their potential profits—movies do most their damage in the first two weeks of theatrical release—so WB must feel good about their chances for a big opening weekend. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: cuffed & bobbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 16:26:48 January 15, 2015 16:26:48
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Losing my f-cking mind over Kristen Stewart’s white pants today. OBSESSED. Look at the material. It’s probably heaven on the skin. And they’re cuffed! High end, steezy pyjama bottoms… YES, YES, YES. Also like the way her hair is styled into a layered funky little bob. Full Story

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The Goodfellas of Oceans Eleven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 15:52:13 January 15, 2015 15:52:13
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In September, right after his wedding, Brad Pitt showed up in New York to shoot with Martin Scorsese. Click here to revisit those pictures. It was the orange hat, remember? At the time it was revealed that Scorsese was directing Pitt, Robert De Niro, and Leonardo DiCaprio and while they’re calling it a “short film”, really, as I said at the time, it’s commercial for a new casino opening up in Macau. Full Story

Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 15:39:24 January 15, 2015 15:39:24
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If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works well in one angle, and that comes later, when she’s singing with Jimmy and turns to the side. Full Story

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The Whiteness of the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 14:55:25 January 15, 2015 14:55:25
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It’s almost as if they were like, “Hey, we gave you 12 Years A Slave in 2014. So wait another 10 years before we reward you again”. I mean, I’m happy for Laura Dern, and Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo. But David Oyelowo belongs there. And, more importantly, Ava DuVernay belongs there. Full Story

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No Aniston, no Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 14:38:07 January 15, 2015 14:38:07
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For Angelina Jolie and Unbroken, the signs were there that it wasn’t happening. It’s been a month of signs. Unbroken did however receive 3 nominations in technical categories. So… it’s something. For Jennifer Aniston… After two months of aggressive – and impressive! – campaigning. Full Story

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