Gwyneth’s facials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2014 14:56:00 August 5, 2014 14:56:00

As mentioned in today’s open, Gwyneth Paltrow is currently ranked #4 on the Forbes list of highest paid actresses behind Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jennifer Aniston, ahead of Angelina Jolie. Of the 10 women who’ve been named, Bullock is the oldest in first place at 50 years old. Full Story

The poppies at the Tower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2014 14:20:07 August 5, 2014 14:20:07
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Yesterday marked the 100th anniversary of the start of the Great War. There were commemorative events all around the world. Britain observed an hour of darkness in honour of those who lost their lives. Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry were in Belgium to attend a dedication. Today, the three were back in London, at the Tower of London, touring through the Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red installation that, by November 11, on Armistice Day, will represent the 888,246 fallen soldiers from the UK, Australia, and the Commonwealth, each life remembered with a poppy. Full Story

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August 5, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2014 13:54:19 August 5, 2014 13:54:19

Kat! Happy 26th Birthday! Sorry to hear about your ribs but your friends adore you, are rallying around you, and they’re going to make the day amazing, starting with this request from Steph – Joffrey Lupul.  Full Story

Monday, August 4, 2014

Dear Gossips,

“Of course, sometimes sh-t go down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator.” Ohhhhh…so is that why Solange Knowles went at JayZ with all four limbs and probably a lot of foam at the mouth? Beyonce’s cash register says “yes”.  Read Full Intro

Twin Romances

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2014 14:13:10 August 4, 2014 14:13:10
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I totally forgot that Ashley Olsen is dating director Bennett Miller. You know his work: Capote, Moneyball, and the upcoming Foxcatcher for which he’s predicted to earn an Oscar nomination. They’ve already honoured him with a Best Director Award earlier this year in Cannes. Imagine? Bennett Miller at the Oscars with Ashley Olsen? Miller is 47 years old. Full Story

The Egg Roll Incident

Duana Posted by Duana at August 4, 2014 14:04:50 August 4, 2014 14:04:50

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 4 recap On a show like this, the question of what constitutes loyalty, or “the right thing to do” is in constant question. Do you fight for your lover who’s also your legitimate assistant? Do you deserve the title of “partner” if you’re keeping the biggest secret of your personal life separate from your partner? Do you owe your employer the benefit of all the doubts that she’s trying to “help” you and needs to trust you – even if everything she’s doing says otherwise? How far do you let your study go before kicking out the ever-growing peanut gallery in the one-way mirror? Cinematic and honest as last week was, to me, this is what makes Masters of Sex actually work. Full Story

Friday, August 1, 2014

Dear Gossips,

5 Seconds Of Summer.

Who?

If you are over 25 and don’t have children, don’t feel bad if you don’t know. But you will. This is about to be all up in your face. It’s all up in my face today. Because they’re performing today at MuchMusic, live, in the parking lot where I work. And even last night the line of girls was wrapped around the block. Supposedly they’re challenging One Direction in popularity.

Is that it? Has 1D peaked?

Nothing ever lasts.

On that uplifting note, Monday is a holiday for most of Canada so it’ll be posting lightly that morning and back to full schedule Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2014 18:47:46 August 1, 2014 18:47:46

Why am I thinking about the huge ass ring Kobe Bryant bought his wife when…? (Dlisted)

Amy Poehler knows what Chris Pratt’s penis looks like (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston’s braided hair (Just Jared)

See? Leo probably doesn’t try when he’s on top of you. Or when you’re on top of him. (Cele|bitchy)

F-cking love Stephen Colbert: his take on the Three Whiskers Throwdown (Pop Sugar)

Linda forever! (Too Fab)

OMG new Janet Jackson??? (Pink Is The New Blog)

In case you ever doubted, Gisele Bundchen needs no retouching (Hollywood Tuna)

Anna Paquin had to put up with Larry King being a dumbass (Pajiba)

Not you, Jena Malone. Not you. (Go Fug Yourself)

Face Balls for Emmy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2014 17:21:23 August 1, 2014 17:21:23
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Julia Roberts was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Everyone else has said this already but now I want on that bandwagon too: his writing and production staff make the show. It’s ridiculous. The games are ridiculous. Like the dumbest ideas ever… And I laugh every single time. Full Story

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