Monday, March 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

So…I’m still all about the plane. WHERE IS THE PLANE??!!? This is the only conversation I want to have. And I’ve been having it all weekend. Jacek’s had to endure it for days. Last night my cousin Cat and her husband came over and I made her talk to me about it for an hour over dinner.  Read Full Intro

Trading gross for…not so gross?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 20:31:09 March 17, 2014 20:31:09
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Elizabeth Hurley has a new boyfriend. His name is David Yarrow, 48. He’s a billionaire (obviously). He made his money in hedge funds and is now a photographer. So the good news, I guess, is that she’s no longer with that gross Shane Warne. The bad news… I look at this man’s ripped jeans and his Simon Cowell sweater and, well, I already have an opinion. Full Story

Veronica Revisited

Duana Posted by Duana at March 17, 2014 19:24:10 March 17, 2014 19:24:10

“I could point out that you’ll be spoiled if you read the below, but come on.   Isn’t that how the internet works? Isn’t that what you want? When it comes down to it, aren’t we trying to hurt ourselves?” Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 18:28:04 March 17, 2014 18:28:04

Madonna, mother of dragons? (Dlisted)

Amanda Seyfried’s eyes are amazing on this cover (TooFab)

Nope, LeAnn Rimes doesn’t want to be noticed at the kids’ game at all (The Superficial)

This is a great shot of Shailene Woodley…but her face doesn’t look like her face (Just Jared)

Vanessa Hudgens and her Calvins (Hollywood Tuna)

Ok here’s where I can’t defend Miley (Pop Sugar)

Cressida Bonas playing hard to get (Cele|bitchy)

Why does Rita Ora get papped so much? (Socialite Life)

Ellen DeGeneres and Jodie Foster – girl sh-t happening? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Scarlett Johansson covers up (I'm Not Obsessed)

The future who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 16:51:10 March 17, 2014 16:51:10
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Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen are totally girlfriend-boyfriend. They were in New York this weekend walking hand in hand. Cute, right? She’s 43, he’s 45. She’s funny and smart and crass and SEXY as f-ck (she’s on Jacek’s Five List), and he’s funny and smart and talented, and maybe there’s some crass there that he hides behind his English accent. Full Story

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How Is This Girl Unsigned?

Duana Posted by Duana at March 17, 2014 15:56:36 March 17, 2014 15:56:36
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Girls Season 3 Episode 11 recap I continue to feel like this is the first season that Girls wanted to have. The things they’re dealing with are quasi-standard fare for a show like this, it’s just that it took this long to do them well. I want to be mad at some of those floundering first efforts but how can I when we’ve arrived here? Girls has somehow managed to show the unending indignity of feeling like you’re a creative person while not actually being a creative person for a day job. Full Story

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Green hats everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 15:20:06 March 17, 2014 15:20:06
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St Patrick’s Day. You’re probably drunk already, aren’t you? That’s not how the royals do it though. Check out Prince William and his Catherine at the parade of the Irish Guards today. She presented shamrock sprigs to the officers in a green coat and matching hat. You know how I feel about a green hat. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.14: “Just look at the flowers”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 17, 2014 14:51:02 March 17, 2014 14:51:02

The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 14 recap This was a Very Special Episode of The Walking Dead, in which we learned about strength and morals in a post-apocalyptic world. Also we learned about child murder. We’re approaching the end of the season, which means that sh*t is getting real. Full Story

Not pregnant but painkillers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 14:47:23 March 17, 2014 14:47:23

He recently had to pause on work obligations citing health reasons. But this superstar didn’t seem all that sick. That’s because the health reasons were related to his wife. She’s been keeping a surprisingly low profile the last few months. Which is unusual because, well, the wife is rather pap-friendly. Full Story

Emma & Andrew happy and kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2014 14:41:34 March 17, 2014 14:41:34
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When Andrew Garfield didn’t show up at the Oscars, one of the theories was that something had happened between him and Emma Stone. Then he was accused of being a dick during Oscar rehearsals and bailing on Batkid. Then he was exonerated. So it’s fine. All fine. They’re fine. And we have photos as confirmation. Full Story