Scarlett with child, Scarlett with ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 13:09:52 March 14, 2014 13:09:52
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The Hollywood premiere for Captain America: The Winter Soldier happened last night. It’s the first time Scarlett Johansson has appeared on a red carpet since news broke of her pregnancy. And even though I’m no expert at pregnancy, even I can tell she’s pregnant. Not by the bump, by further up. Full Story

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March 14, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 12:42:39 March 14, 2014 12:42:39

Taylor! Happy 26th Birthday…on Logan Echolls Day, as you call it. Vintage LoVe, as you requested, is below. As for that nuzzle...OK, but is it enough to forget that his god is Xenu? And for Ann who’s moving back to Belgium from Marieke who will miss you. But you’ll always have Sherlock, right? Full Story

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Things I keep thinking about but don’t understand...

1. Where is the plane!?!?

2. What kind of apps is Shaq buying for $1000 a week?

3. Why do people keep talking about The Bachelor?

4. How did Lupita Nyong’o lose out on a role to Rooney Mara?

5. Where is the plane??? Why can’t anybody agree on any information? It’s like INTOUCH Weekly and LIFE&STYLE have taken over the reporting for this entire story. WTF?!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 21:32:38 March 13, 2014 21:32:38

Sorry today about the site. We’ve having some formatting issues and it’s f-cking up my sh-t. Jacek is working on it and we hope to be back up by tonight. Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.

Cameron Diaz is sorry but not really sorry that she didn’t freeze her face (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Drake also went to the gym. OMG now I’m afraid she’s going to get bored (Just Jared)

Is Lady Gaga getting sketchy with her foundation? (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus’s most controversial body part keeps generating controversy (Jezebel)

OH! Mini pompoms on strappy heels (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch photobombs U2! (Cele|bitchy)

Photo Assumption Kat Dennings’s expression standing next to Lindsay Lohan (Too Fab)

JLO in a high pony and hot pink (Hollywood Tuna)

Good gym gear on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)

This coat looks great on Jessie J (Go Fug Yourself)

Lupita & K’naan: since September

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 21:16:51 March 13, 2014 21:16:51

Lupita Nyong’o is dating K’naan. And according to US Weekly they’ve been together since September. The magazine also reports that the two are based in New York. But even though it’s been over 6 months, she apparently hasn’t met his children, supposedly because they’re “taking things slow”. Full Story

SJP’s house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 16:51:54 March 13, 2014 16:51:54
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WENN

Sarah Jessica Parker let VOGUE.com into her house to answer 73 questions. Before we begin, please know that I don’t notice home sh-t. It’s never my focus. I’ve never watched a home improvement show. I don’t buy home design magazines. But I understand that it’s a huge industry and that people get really into it so by all means, please let me know your thoughts on her couch and her paint colour and what you think of her lighting. Full Story

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Emma Watson’s first kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 15:46:10 March 13, 2014 15:46:10

Check out Emma Watson on the cover of the new issue of ELLE. I really love this cover. Is it because I’m seeing it as a throwback to the 80s? It’s the hair. And the denim shirt. For some reason Cindy Crawford came to mind. Then I looked through some of the other shots and it was Natalie Portman who I couldn’t stop thinking about. Full Story

Tiger Lily White

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 13, 2014 15:35:57 March 13, 2014 15:35:57
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The last we heard of Joe Wright’s reimagining of Peter Pan, titled simply Pan, Garrett Hedlund had just signed on to play Captain Hook, which was very interesting. Since then, Hugh Jackman has been confirmed as the bad guy, Blackbeard—has Jackman ever played a villain before? I’m into it—and we’ve learned that the movie will start circa World War II and they will, in fact, be casting Peter as young boy (so much for Pan & Hook, Pirate Bros, booo). Full Story

Rihanna and Drake holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 15:14:35 March 13, 2014 15:14:35
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I wore earrings yesterday per the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s orders so that my luck wouldn’t fall down my shoulders – click here for a refresher. And then Rihanna and Drake held hands. It’s like the Squawking Chicken knows how to talk to the Gossip Genie. Full Story

March 13, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 14:29:11 March 13, 2014 14:29:11

Vicki! Kara told me what’s happening today – good luck! She’s right: your children are so lucky to have you. This, by the way, is the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s philosophy. I’ve been paying her back my whole life for giving me life. Here’s Channing Tatum to help you through. Full Story

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I’m wearing earrings today. Little studs my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, shoved at me at her birthday party on Saturday. Not a gift though. It’s a fortune telling/feng shui good luck thing. Because I don’t normally do accessories.  Read Full Intro