Romantic drama in another fandom

July 16, 2013 20:26:44 Posted at July 16, 2013 20:26:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hate the word fandom. I can’t think of another one to replace it. The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones is scheduled for release in August. It’s the first film in the adaptation of the book series. Did you read them? I tried. Wasn’t feeling it. But many did. And, well, this shouldn’t surprise you but Mortal Instruments has its share of Twi-Hards too. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s Squirrels To The Nuts

July 16, 2013 19:53:02 Posted at July 16, 2013 19:53:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dave Spencer/ Splash

That’s the name of the movie. It’s a good one, for serious. And I hope they don’t change it. They just changed the name of Tom Cruise’s All You Need Is Kill to Edge Of Tomorrow, which is dumb. Anyway, Squirrels To The Nuts is being directed by Peter Bogdanovich, his first film in 10 years. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 16, 2013 19:36:06 Posted at July 16, 2013 19:36:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, I’m done with shooting today. New articles coming! Sorry about the delay today!

I wouldn’t wear a bra if I didn’t have to either (The Superficial)

I’ve been known to overpay for ordinary sh-t but this is beyond even my dumbassness (Dlisted)

Kate Moss’s interesting selective denials (Too Fab)

What does a Fergie call a boy? (Pop Sugar)

So it turns out JLO makes money off of dictators all the time (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Garner for Max Mara (Just Jared)

Chloe Moretz works a LOT (Hollywood Tuna)

TOLD by Beyonce (Amy Grindhouse)

Don’t love this dress on Salma Hayek (Popoholic)

This really isn’t Granny’s colour (Go Fug Yourself)

Stealing: Still not okay

July 16, 2013 18:49:32 Posted at July 16, 2013 18:49:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Jason Merritt/ Getty

Popular horror geek and blogger Lianne Spiderbaby (real name: Lianne MacDougall, secondary occupation: Quentin Tarantino’s girlfriend) got caught up in a plagiarism scandal over the weekend. Here’s what happened: Someone tipped off Mike White at Impossible Funky (among others) that MacDougall was plagiarizing for her FEARnet column, “Spiderbaby’s Terror Tapes”. Full Story

Serenity on the water

July 16, 2013 16:44:35 Posted at July 16, 2013 16:44:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Princess Serenity of her Monaco Glory is on holiday in Italy with friends. I don’t see him, do you? Of course not. She’s relaxed. She’s totally at ease. She’s been awarded for her good behaviour with a relatively unmonitored trip. What good behaviour? Well, Charlene recently gave an interview during which she insisted – the most strongly she’s ever insisted Full Story

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There’s no drama when there’s compensation

July 16, 2013 16:29:05 Posted at July 16, 2013 16:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Sharky/ Splash, INF

Sorry I’m running late today. It’s been a busy week at my tv job, and I’m also co-hosting CTV Morning Live in Vancouver during my last official week as a resident here. So the timing’s been a bit tight and I apologise that your gossip is delayed. Trying to make it up to you now with new photos of George Clooney who is in Paris, all smiles and single, heading into the Nespresso store. Full Story

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Andy and Kim celebrate on holiday

July 16, 2013 15:03:01 Posted at July 16, 2013 15:03:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After Wimbledon, I received many emails from you about your new obsession: Andy Murray and Kim Sears. Me too! But then I wondered... Was it just the rush of victory? Was it a true obsession? Or were we getting carried away? So I decided to wait. Wait and see if the interest abated. Aaaaand. Full Story

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Johnny takes Amber to Japan with the kids

July 16, 2013 14:08:09 Posted at July 16, 2013 14:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Scott Larson/ Splash, TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/ Getty

Here’s Johnny Deepp, arriving in Japan today to promote The Lone Ranger. Amber Heard got off the plane too. With his children, Lily Rose and Jack. Amber’s a stepmom, now. There’s your new modern family. I like this dress Amber has on. And it’s a good choice, considering who she’s dating now. Full Story

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July 16, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 16, 2013 13:38:46 Posted at July 16, 2013 13:38:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amy! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Kate who can’t be with you in Cork today and is wishing you a great time tonight in the sun, with cake, and your kids Sean, Lara, and James. In your honour, posting a photo of local boy Graham Norton, who was recently conferred an honourary doctorate from University College Cork and won a BAFTA! Hope you love him as much as I do. Full Story

Monday, July 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Cory Monteith recorded a video message for the 2010 SMUT Soiree in Toronto. Cory had just been named the ambassador for Virgin Unite, with specific emphasis on youth homelessness. That year, in lieu of gift bags, we decided to make a donation to Covenant House Vancouver instead.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s sling change

July 15, 2013 21:58:15 Posted at July 15, 2013 21:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s sacrifice and bravery is universally inspiring. Full Story

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