Happy Birthday Astrid with love from Alex and Spike. It was great seeing you at SMUT! “For my OT5 from Carole. I don’t know how it happened either but I love a boy band so hard and I can never thank them enough for the amazing friendship that we’ve all developed. I can’t wait to see ONE DIRECTION with you ladies this weekend! We’ll miss our Spetherlands Princess SO much but maybe Kaffy will dream about skyping you from the show again?” (Lainey: I was asked to attach some non-“fetus” photos of the band, which I don’t understand how this is possible…but here they are on a balcony in June waving to fans in Miami. Full Story
Pop quiz, hotshot. Not to mix movie quotes but what’s this from?
"Look at it, Johnny. Look at it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, man. Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me. One wave. I mean where am I gonna go, man?"
Bodhi disappeared into the surf and never came back.
Well… not exactly. Hollywood is bringing him back. They’re remaking Point Break. I don’t know why. It’s perfectly fine as it is. Except now they’re adapting it for the X Games generation. Taylor Lautner is the new Keanu Reeves? And Liam Hemsworth channels Patrick Swayze? If Val Kilmer plays the Gary Busey part… OK that just made me laugh. Maybe there’s hope after all.
Yours in gossip,
But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany about women. Full Story
Uneasy is the head that wears the crown It would apply to Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, once all kings of the box office. For now though, RDJ’s reign seems pretty secure. He was first out with Iron Man 3. They came, they tried, they were turned away. It’s unlikely now that any other movie this year will match or exceed Tony Stark’s take. Full Story
Henry Cavill was in Calgary last night at Stampede. He took some photos with fans. Kate just sent this one over to me – thanks Kate! – and there are more here. Apparently he’s there for his brother’s wedding on Saturday. While Cavill was in Canada, Kaley Cuoco was papped in West Hollywood yesterday after dinner at Cecconi’s. Full Story
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I can’t be the only one that greets Judy Greer news with a happy clap. Greer, hall of fame scene-stealer and professional portrayer of best friends, will star in a new pilot for FX. This is exciting on several levels. One, it gives Greer, after years of walking away with scenes from Arrested Development and Archer, a much-deserved starring vehicle. Full Story
Sasha Finds flip-flops and round sunglasses in LifeStyle
It’s true. This really is John Travolta’s happy place (Dlisted)
Selena Gomez is the key to Justin Bieber not being a dick anymore? (The Superficial)
The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s The Canyons is like an episode of Entourage (FishWrapper)
Claire Danes takes her baby to work (Pop Sugar)
Shailene Woodley, earth child (Cele|bitchy)
Rinko looks better than Kanye in his sunglasses (Just Jared)
Olivia Munn in a black negligee dress (Hollywood Tuna)
JLO’s voluntary “homelessness” gives new meaning to Slum Love (Evil Beet Gossip)
Amanda Seyfried in fishnets and Taylor Swift’s heart panties in ELLE (Popoholic)
A lizard fascinator? (Go Fug Yourself)
The Globe & Mail, Canada’s paper of record, published a piece by Ryan Gosling today. Gosling is urging the pork industry to be more compassionate about how they treat pigs, pregnant pigs in particular. He does so by highlighting the fact that animals have personalities and introducing the audience to his dog George. Full Story
So it’s over between George Clooney and Stacy Keibler because she wanted marriage and babies, according to PEOPLE. According to US Weekly, they hadn’t been spending any time together, with him in Europe shooting a movie and her in America trying to build a career hosting reality tv shows and attending video game launches. Full Story
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I don’t know what to expect from FX’s new crime drama, The Bridge. Reviews have been positive but there are a number of distressing references to the rage-inducing The Killing, but then some have also said it soothes the hollow ache caused by Justified’s absence. All I know about it is that it stars Diane Kruger and Demian Bichir and is about a serial killer operating on the Texas/Mexico border. Full Story