Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 20:06:48 December 9, 2013 20:06:48

I can’t believe James Franco didn’t make this happen (Dlisted)

Katy Perry doesn’t want to have John Mayer’s babies yet (Just Jared)

I would have said f-ck too if I were wearing that outfit (The Superficial)

Mary Kate Olsen wants to marry that French dude who keeps petting her at basketball games (FishWrapper)

Maria Menounos in a black leather dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Hilariously SNL did this two years ago (Pop Sugar)

Will it be a broken Christmas for the Twihards? (Cele|bitchy)

Boone and a puppy (Socialite Life)

Mutiny against Heigl? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Good coat on Bradley Cooper (I'm Not Obsessed)

Beyonce’s vegan style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 19:35:23 December 9, 2013 19:35:23
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So Jay-Z announced that he's only eating plants for 22 days. Underneath his letter, there was a PS – B’s joining him too. And she’s dressing accordingly. In fur, pepperoni print clothing, and now this cow print sweater that omg I really want. What’s the message here? Is it just what she decided to pull out of her closet? With B, the level of control she exercises over everything, you think this was by accident? Some people think she’s protesting her husband. Full Story

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Stop this.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 18:06:35 December 9, 2013 18:06:35
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Harry Styles was in New York with One Direction this weekend for their performance on SNL. These photos were taken on Saturday before the show. So cute with that headband. And then went and pissed it all away. Harry wasn’t alone. That Kardashian sister again. So they went out for dinner in LA. Full Story

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Miley bobbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 17:39:25 December 9, 2013 17:39:25
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Miley got all up in Santa’s crotch at a Jingle ball or something and people were talking. To be honest, at this point I barely noticed. I’m more interested in her new hair. Here she is at the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas on Saturday in LA. As you can see, she’s bobbed now. Is it a wig? She’s growing it out and it doesn’t look like a terribly thick wig if it is one. Full Story

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Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 17:22:46 December 9, 2013 17:22:46
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A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story

See, now that was an episode of Homeland

Duana Posted by Duana at December 9, 2013 17:13:22 December 9, 2013 17:13:22

Homeland Season 3 Episode 11 recap That’s the show I remember. So that was the first, maybe second episode of the season that felt like it was worth all of our time, right? Blissfully little Mira (but I may have to accept that Virgil is gone for now) and a fast, fast pace. It felt like coming home. Full Story

My Obsession > Christian & Anastasia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 16:49:27 December 9, 2013 16:49:27
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It’s an early Christmas present! Check out My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, kissing each other in Vancouver yesterday. Sam, as you know, is directing Fifty Shades Of Grey, and she was embraced by her husband who came to visit the set. I think maybe he tried to grab her ass? YASSSSSS…!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently they’ve been booting around town when she’s not working all like regular and un-celebrity with their kids, being sweet and unassuming, attracting almost no attention. Full Story

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#Jesus

Maria Posted by Maria at December 9, 2013 16:09:33 December 9, 2013 16:09:33

I didn’t watch The Sound of Music on Thursday night because I’ve never seen the movie (and have zero interest in it) and Scandal was on.  Not that I couldn’t have been persuaded to PVR it, but Carrie Underwood and Stephen Moyer aren’t high priority for me. But of course I read the tweets and some of the reviews; my favourite was from Deadline Full Story

James wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 15:11:07 December 9, 2013 15:11:07
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An emotional James McAvoy accepted Best Actor at the British Independent Film Awards in London last night for his performance in Filth. "It's like Scotland's won the World Cup”, he said. Filth recently secured North American distribution but still won’t be released until Spring 2014. Full Story

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The Scab that Won’t Heal: Lindsay and Paris 2013

Maria Posted by Maria at December 9, 2013 14:46:29 December 9, 2013 14:46:29
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A few months ago, I got a terrible cold sore that eventually went away, but kind of left a weird discoloration below my lip that I haven’t been able to get rid of. Sorry to be gross, but it’s an appropriate analogy for this Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan story. Lohan, as we know, is in Miami for Art Basel, appreciating art and doing yoga by the pool. Full Story

Angie spent the weekend herding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2013 14:31:56 December 9, 2013 14:31:56
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God, all those children. There are so many of them they needed a mini-bus! Can you imagine? Every time they go out it’s literally a tour group. On Sunday Angelina Jolie took her kids (minus Maddox?) to see The Lion King. I’m too stressed out by the thought of how much work it would have been to manage this situation to try and pick him out, if he was there. Full Story

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