Is he imitating Matthew McConaughey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 21:17:27 March 11, 2014 21:17:27
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For some reason, this was the first thought that came to mind. You remember when Matthew McConaughey was arrested for playing bongos naked? And he went on to win an Oscar 15 years later! This must have been what he meant in his Oscar speech – only instead of 10 years it shoulda been 15. Anyway, here’s Jake Gyllenhaal in Rome shooting Everest, also naked, banging on some pots and pans, only unlike McConaughey, his junk is taped up. Full Story

Tris & Four are dating in real life?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 20:31:51 March 11, 2014 20:31:51
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I don’t know if they are. I just read the caption on these photos “Shailene Woodley and reported boyfriend Theo James at LAX". It’s the natural, expected narrative, I suppose. And I guess they’re hoping that it might turn into the whole Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Twi-Hard thing all over again? But why does it have to? Jennifer Lawrence isn’t dating Josh Hutcherson and doesn’t have to. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 19:48:51 March 11, 2014 19:48:51

“Community Organizer” cracked me up and then I lost it from there (Dlisted)

How come this guy doesn’t jerk off in celebrities’ faces? Or …does he? (The Superficial)

I’m not looking at Gisele’s body. I’m too busy admiring her eye makeup (Too Fab)

I guess this means Juliette Lewis doesn’t want to be associated with Brad Pitt anymore (Cele|bitchy)

I feel like “I don’t love being alone” is becoming JLO’s middle name (Just Jared)

I can’t. I can’t not look at this. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan GOT A JOB. IN YOUR FACE (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jon Hamm did not photobomb these people with his junk (Pop Sugar)

What’s with the nude coloured panties? (Popoholic)

Anne Hathaway dress is fine. It’s the shoes that are a problem (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Career Prospectus: Christina Ricci

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 11, 2014 19:34:24 March 11, 2014 19:34:24
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(For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus series, please click here.) Sarah, At first glance at Ricci’s filmography, it seemed as though she escaped the child actor curse, but she doesn't appear to be working often or getting any good projects—she seems to be turning into a mocktress. Full Story

Taylor Swift: For Your Consideration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 19:00:53 March 11, 2014 19:00:53
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Have you seen Taylor Swift’s FYC video for the Academy of Country Music Awards? I’ve attached below. It’s supposed to be cheeky and jokey and well, apart from the cat, which is kinda cute, I guess, if you’re a cat person, to me, hokey is more the word. Holy sh-t there were a lot of commas in that sentence. Full Story

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Game Of Thrones Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 17:12:22 March 11, 2014 17:12:22

I screamed seeing this cover. I mean it’s all of them, obviously. But last season really pushed me into the arms of Jaime Lannister. And goddamn he is hot. Especially in the behind-the-scenes video. Also I’m jacking this hair for The Social. Both the Khaleesi and Cersei.  God I love this show. Full Story

Rihanna & Drake don’t match with B & J

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 16:08:55 March 11, 2014 16:08:55
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Rihanna, wearing a huge Chanel lock around her neck (that I love but could never pull off), and Drake partied together in London last night. OK. Can we call this a relationship now!?!? They arrived in the same car. They left in the same car. It’s four countries and counting. So why do I keep bracing for the worst? The Gossip Genie is like God. Full Story

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Irish Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 15:36:29 March 11, 2014 15:36:29
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Beyonce performs in Dublin tonight. Yesterday she and Jay Z took the Blue Ivy Carter to the playground. F-ck me, she looks good in those black jeans under the bomber, doesn’t she? Jay’s been travelling with her for a couple of weeks now. (Just like Rihanna’s been travelling with Drake, ahem. Full Story

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Baby and his Most Elegant Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 14:30:02 March 11, 2014 14:30:02

See, this is the kind of video I prefer. I don’t want to watch deposition video of Justin Bieber being a sh-t to a lawyer. I would rather watch him in a dance studio with Selena Gomez, his “Most Elegant Princess” doing a corny move-by-move interpretation of John Legend’s Ordinary People. Full Story

Maleficent timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 13:37:18 March 11, 2014 13:37:18

Disney released a poster featuring Angelina Jolie as Maleficent yesterday. The movie will be released on May 30. And that’s great timing, you know why? Cannes. The Cannes Film Festival runs from May 14 – May 25 and, well, Brange loves Cannes. And it’s not like the Jolie is new to premiering a film out of competition there. Full Story

Stay another year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2014 13:27:18 March 11, 2014 13:27:18
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux stepped out together in New York yesterday and this is supposed to be a big deal because they hadn’t been papped as a couple for a while, leading to speculation that it was over. There were also those who were convinced of it when Aniston didn’t join Theroux while he was mourning Philip Seymour Hoffman but that, to me, was more about not wanting to be the asshole with all the attention at the wrong time. Full Story

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