July 12, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 12, 2013 14:15:30 Posted at July 12, 2013 14:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Astrid with love from Alex and Spike. It was great seeing you at SMUT! “For my OT5 from Carole.  I don’t know how it happened either but I love a boy band so hard and I can never thank them enough for the amazing friendship that we’ve all developed. I can’t wait to see ONE DIRECTION with you ladies this weekend! We’ll miss our Spetherlands Princess SO much but maybe Kaffy will dream about skyping you from the show again?” (Lainey: I was asked to attach some non-“fetus” photos of the band, which I don’t understand how this is possible…but here they are on a balcony in June waving to fans in Miami. Full Story

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Pop quiz, hotshot. Not to mix movie quotes but what’s this from? 

"Look at it, Johnny. Look at it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, man. Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me. One wave. I mean where am I gonna go, man?"

Bodhi disappeared into the surf and never came back.

Well… not exactly. Hollywood is bringing him back. They’re remaking Point Break. I don’t know why. It’s perfectly fine as it is. Except now they’re adapting it for the X Games generation. Taylor Lautner is the new Keanu Reeves? And Liam Hemsworth channels Patrick Swayze? If Val Kilmer plays the Gary Busey part… OK that just made me laugh. Maybe there’s hope after all.

Yours in gossip,


Dustin Hoffman doesn’t need a reason

July 11, 2013 21:31:08 Posted at July 11, 2013 21:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany about women. Full Story

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King RDJ

July 11, 2013 21:14:14 Posted at July 11, 2013 21:14:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uneasy is the head that wears the crown It would apply to Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, once all kings of the box office. For now though, RDJ’s reign seems pretty secure. He was first out with Iron Man 3. They came, they tried, they were turned away. It’s unlikely now that any other movie this year will match or exceed Tony Stark’s take. Full Story

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Charlie Hunnam namechecks his girlfriend

July 11, 2013 21:03:30 Posted at July 11, 2013 21:03:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Charlie Hunnam was on Conan last night. For those of you who’ve been wondering if he’s still with his girlfriend Morgana, and didn’t believe me when I said this was her yesterday, he mentions during the interview that he lives with “my girlfriend”. Full Story

Superman’s at Stampede without Nerd Girl

July 11, 2013 20:35:52 Posted at July 11, 2013 20:35:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Henry Cavill was in Calgary last night at Stampede. He took some photos with fans. Kate just sent this one over to me – thanks Kate! – and there are more here. Apparently he’s there for his brother’s wedding on Saturday. While Cavill was in Canada, Kaley Cuoco was papped in West Hollywood yesterday after dinner at Cecconi’s. Full Story

Yay Judy Greer!

July 11, 2013 20:28:39 Posted at July 11, 2013 20:28:39
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Kevin Winter/ Getty

I can’t be the only one that greets Judy Greer news with a happy clap. Greer, hall of fame scene-stealer and professional portrayer of best friends, will star in a new pilot for FX. This is exciting on several levels. One, it gives Greer, after years of walking away with scenes from Arrested Development and Archer, a much-deserved starring vehicle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 11, 2013 20:13:28 Posted at July 11, 2013 20:13:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds flip-flops and round sunglasses in LifeStyle

It’s true. This really is John Travolta’s happy place (Dlisted)

Selena Gomez is the key to Justin Bieber not being a dick anymore? (The Superficial)

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s The Canyons is like an episode of Entourage (FishWrapper)

Claire Danes takes her baby to work (Pop Sugar)

Shailene Woodley, earth child (Cele|bitchy)

Rinko looks better than Kanye in his sunglasses (Just Jared)

Olivia Munn in a black negligee dress (Hollywood Tuna)

JLO’s voluntary “homelessness” gives new meaning to Slum Love (Evil Beet Gossip)

Amanda Seyfried in fishnets and Taylor Swift’s heart panties in ELLE (Popoholic)

A lizard fascinator? (Go Fug Yourself)

Ryan Gosling on pet personalities

July 11, 2013 18:42:44 Posted at July 11, 2013 18:42:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Globe & Mail, Canada’s paper of record, published a piece by Ryan Gosling today. Gosling is urging the pork industry to be more compassionate about how they treat pigs, pregnant pigs in particular. He does so by highlighting the fact that animals have personalities and introducing the audience to his dog George. Full Story

George Clooney’s telephone send-off

July 11, 2013 18:00:29 Posted at July 11, 2013 18:00:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it’s over between George Clooney and Stacy Keibler because she wanted marriage and babies, according to PEOPLE. According to US Weekly, they hadn’t been spending any time together, with him in Europe shooting a movie and her in America trying to build a career hosting reality tv shows and attending video game launches. Full Story

The Bridge: “Check the border”

July 11, 2013 17:47:41 Posted at July 11, 2013 17:47:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I don’t know what to expect from FX’s new crime drama, The Bridge. Reviews have been positive but there are a number of distressing references to the rage-inducing The Killing, but then some have also said it soothes the hollow ache caused by Justified’s absence. All I know about it is that it stars Diane Kruger and Demian Bichir and is about a serial killer operating on the Texas/Mexico border. Full Story