Breaking Bad, one last time

September 30, 2013 12:48:24 Posted at September 30, 2013 12:48:24
Maria Posted by Maria

Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 16 recap series finale I was stuck at the airport yesterday, and as I stressed about missing Breaking Bad, most of my thoughts were on Walt’s take on chemistry – the study of change. Growth, decay, transformation. Walt to Heisenberg wasn’t quite a transformation, as I had always assumed. Full Story

September 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2013 12:30:20 Posted at September 30, 2013 12:30:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mark! Happy Birthday from “The Fam”. What’s this about a “shirtless Channing Tatum obsession”? Members of your blood “fam” are very curious. "For Denise, from all of her gossipy friends. Today we're celebrating not just the good times, but everything that made you into the woman you are today -Jack and Ava's amazing mother who bravely attends their friends' birthday parties without a thermos of wine, the scrappy defender of seats at SMUT, the proud and shameless wearer of Croc flip-flops, the relentless freelance red carpet photographer at TIFF (and Twitter-shamer of Adam Levine), and the incredible friend to all of your gossips. Full Story

Friday, September 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re a fan of yourself.” – Kanye West No idea. Do you know what that means? Wait, don’t answer that. Don’t even bother to think about that. It doesn’t matter.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

September 27, 2013 20:31:06 Posted at September 27, 2013 20:31:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK. I officially love Blake Shelton (The Superficial

Ebola Paris Hilton tries to deny it’s a virus (Dlisted

JLo’s open mouth in denim (Too Fab

Chelsea Handler goes paddle boarding (Pop Sugar

Alexander Skarsgard thinks Americans are tight asses (Cele|bitchy

Colin Farrell and World of Warcraft (Just Jared

Jessica Alba in a crop top dress (Hollywood Tuna

I’m wearing Katy Perry’s skirt next week on The Social (Evil Beet Gossip

Scarjo as a tacky mall girl (Popoholic

I like Catherine Zeta Jones’s two piece China dress (Go Fug Yourself
 

Z Day

September 27, 2013 19:34:15 Posted at September 27, 2013 19:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Pacific Coast News

Angelina Jolie went shopping at David Jones in Sydney today. She had Miss Zahara with her. It’s Z Day. Not M Day. Not P Day. Not S Day. Not V and K Day. Z Day. Some of you have been positing, in response to my obsession about how the kid combination is decided in the Brange household, that it might just simply come down to who’s ready in time. Full Story

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But why must it ALWAYS be girl sh*t?

September 27, 2013 18:48:45 Posted at September 27, 2013 18:48:45
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

As Lainey says, girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It makes for great gossip. When it’s organic girl sh*t, occurring in the wild, I enjoy it as much as the next person. When I don’t enjoy it is when it’s manufactured bullsh*t meant to pit women against each other. Why do women always have to be in competition? Why can a woman succeed only at the expense of another woman? And why do we make this narrative—why do we ACCEPT this narrative—when the actual story is obviously not about girl sh*t at all? The National Enquirer—I know, I know, but roll with me—is reporting that the reason Meryl Streep didn’t show up at TIFF to support August: Osage County was not because she was ill (publicly stated reason for her absence) but because she hates Julia Roberts so much she won’t support the film and never wants to work with Roberts again. Full Story

Sex Weekend

September 27, 2013 17:31:08 Posted at September 27, 2013 17:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Masters Of Sex! Finally! It premieres on The Movie Network in Canada and Showtime in the US on Sunday and so far, the reviews have been solid. Some people are calling it “the best new show of the season”. Yay Lizzy Caplan! Yay Michael Sheen! GOOD. Full Story

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Adele’s Breakfast In Bed?

September 27, 2013 16:24:30 Posted at September 27, 2013 16:24:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Baz Bamigboye from the Daily Mail is reporting that Adele might play Dusty Springfield. It’s very early. There’s nothing confirmed. And the reason I’m citing Bamigboye as the source is to distinguish this story from the Mail’s usual stories they pull out of their asses. Full Story

Posh in Paris and it’s Fashion Week

September 27, 2013 15:28:21 Posted at September 27, 2013 15:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, KCS Presse/ Splash

I don’t know if she’s there for Fashion Week, but it can’t be a coincidence either, right? Posh is a proper designer now. Paris is where the top designs live. Today she was at a meeting at the British Embassy. Don’t you love the drama of how her long jacket is whipping around in the wind? What am I going to say next? You know what I’m going to say next. Full Story

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Pattinson, Penn, and PEOPLE

September 27, 2013 14:48:12 Posted at September 27, 2013 14:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Jason Merritt/ Getty

PEOPLE is now reporting that Dylan Penn is indeed Robert Pattinson’s new girlfriend. On Wednesday it was LIFE & STYLE that identified Penn at Pattinson’s side a few weeks ago at the Viper Room. Amazingly, it’s not full of sh-t. Full Story

Michael B Jordan For Independence Day Sequel?

September 27, 2013 14:10:13 Posted at September 27, 2013 14:10:13
Dean Posted by Dean
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Wenn, AKM-GSI/ Splash

You know that thing where your dog gets weird before a storm? I think you, me and the rest of us gossips have that same instinct for when a celebrity is being groomed and pushed on us as The Next Big Thing. We’ve felt it SO many times - we all felt it with Anne, we felt it with Amanda Seyfried, we felt it with Ryan Reynolds (and Gosling!), and for a while now we’ve been feeling it with Michael B Jordan. Full Story