January 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 14:12:35 January 29, 2014 14:12:35

Jamie! Happy Birthday from your partner in gossip and sister Gaby who says that since you got the best guy ever, you don’t need shirtless photos of anyone. Fine. How about pandas then?  Full Story

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to bed (if you can), make sure the sheets are fresh, and then try not to do much cleaning at least over the weekend.  Read Full Intro

The Kates and Alexander McQueen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 22:14:08 January 28, 2014 22:14:08

Alexander McQueen has released new ad shot by Steven Klein and featuring Kate Moss. Watch it. And if that was the only exposure you’d ever had to the label, would you ever guess that that was where Katy Cambridge’s wedding dress came from? A reader called Tania just emailed suggesting that there’s a lot of Tilda Swinton happening here in Kate’s styling. Full Story

New Adult Books and Phone Sex: Deeper by Robin York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 21:59:23 January 28, 2014 21:59:23

I wrote about New Adult last week. Click here for a refresher. After that I read another called Deeper by Robin York. The formula is intact –  as you can see by the squicky title – but there’s a lot less eyeroll happening in this story. Full Story

The Price of Mom Pimping

Maria Posted by Maria at January 28, 2014 21:03:17 January 28, 2014 21:03:17
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FameFlynet

When it comes to celebrity culture, 99% of celebrities will tell you what a scourge the paparazzi are – how they just can’t stand the attention and they want to go shopping at The Grove in peace, ok? This is what they say, but it’s not hard to spot signs of collusion. Perfectly done hair/makeup on a grocery run, an uptick in photos during a promotion or campaign, a coffee run to announce a new coupling. Full Story

Katy Perry’s Beatles cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 20:33:28 January 28, 2014 20:33:28
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Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 19:34:18 January 28, 2014 19:34:18

Uncle Jesse eats yoghurt (Dlisted)

JB’s living freeeeee (The Superficial)

Madonna and Miley to be together (FishWrapper)

The Queen has no money or something (Cele|bitchy)

Tobey Maguire is stepping on Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange territory (Just Jared)

Good colour on Jessie J (Hollywood Tuna)

I love this Emma Watson editorial (Amy Grindhouse)

Andrew Garfield being cute at the airport (Pop Sugar)

A blue Jennifer Lawrence (Popoholic)

I did like Julia Roberts’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)

More Sean Penn smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 17:40:32 January 28, 2014 17:40:32
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Splash, Kevin Winter/ Getty

Can we just revisit those pictures from yesterday of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron holding hands, smiling, and (almost skipping)? Let’s do it for Jacek because I made him pay extra for them and he’s really cheap. Last night Sean spoke at the Grammys Beatles salute. Have you ever seen that clip of Sean Penn presenting at the Oscars the year Chris Rock hosted? Rock made a crack about Jude. Full Story

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A gift for Chinese New Year from Vin Diesel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 16:52:33 January 28, 2014 16:52:33

Sasha sent this to me with the question: Should we invite Vin Diesel to join our hip hop dance crew? I need you to watch this for me. The whole thing. I need you to watch this for yourself. It’s a video that Vin Diesel uploaded to his Facebook. There are so many questions. Like: As Sasha asked – why would any human being post this for any other human being to see? And me – especially a famous one!? Also: Does he think he’s the sh-t? Or is he just goofing? Why is there so much tongue? Who’s supposed to be wanting his tongue? Why doesn’t he know the words? Don’t you think he should know the words? What is he thinking about when he goes into the corner and puts his hands in his pocket? Do you actually know anyone who’s seen Riddick? Does he have any friends? I can’t do anything else today. Full Story

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Gossip Nostalgia: Jude, Sienna, and Daniel Craig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 16:25:18 January 28, 2014 16:25:18
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Dan Kitwood/ Dave Hogan/ Dave M. Benett/ Getty

Remember when Jude Law got caught f-cking with his nanny Daisy while engaged to Sienna Miller? And then Sienna got back at him by f-cking Daniel Craig? Well we’re reliving it now because Jude testified at that never-ending phone hacking trial in London where it was revealed that Sienna and Daniel (who starred in Layer Cake together – their chemistry was HOT) were actually carrying on for a while and she’d call Daniel while was with Jude and leave him messages like, “I can’t talk. Full Story

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The Posh Fashion Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 15:23:37 January 28, 2014 15:23:37

Do you miss Victoria Beckham? Posh hasn’t been papped in a long time. See? They can go deep underground when they want to. Even Victoria Beckham can go deep underground when she wants to. She wants to because she understands that her absence increases the value when she actually does show up. Full Story