The benefits of being Johnny’s +1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 15:07:37 January 28, 2014 15:07:37
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Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation for this is because he’s a musician in his own right. Full Story

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January 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 14:32:26 January 28, 2014 14:32:26

Janelle! Happy 30th Birthday from Dawn who wants to know if you’ll be picturing Joshua Jackson or Carey Price when you finish the half marathon? Since it’s your milestone, I’m giving you both. To Melina, on her birthday. Your friends in gossip and EARS hope that you take some time off from being a constant pillar to everyone in your life, and take some time for yourself today. Full Story

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Monday, January 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I missed Rihanna. And the show could have used some Bruno Mars too but he’s saving his business for the Super Bowl. Having Miley Cyrus there wouldn’t have hurt either. Because there didn’t seem to be any energy at the Grammys.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 19:23:18 January 27, 2014 19:23:18

OK I’m supposed to be understanding of fetishes but this…this I’m having a hard time with (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes can only get clothes from 2007 (FishWrapper)

Who is this person and why is she wearing a Heidi Klum dress? (The Superficial)

Great shot of JLO (Just Jared)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s ex, if you were wondering (Hollywood Tuna)

Johnny Depp’s fiancée fangirling him side-stage (Pop Sugar)

So what you’re saying is that Kate Middleton’s brother is kind of a loser? (Cele|bitchy)

This looks better than Flowers In The Attic (Socialite Life)

Jada Pinkett is already a formidable mother-in-law (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I’d pay for an NPH photobomb (I'm Not Obsessed)

Holding hands and skipping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 18:00:54 January 27, 2014 18:00:54
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That’s a sliggggght exaggeration, the skipping part, but look at them. Almost, right? Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are holding hands and (almost) skipping. Laura suggested “walking jauntily”. The point is, these are two ordinarily crusty ass celebrities. And this is about as far from crusty ass as it gets: walking jauntily, holding hands…AND SMILING TOO?!? I thought they said in science class that two negative charges are supposed to repel each other. Full Story

Jolie Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 17:22:28 January 27, 2014 17:22:28

A new trailer for Maleficent aired last night during the Grammys. MUUUUUUUCH better than the sh-tty CGI previews we’ve seen so far. The effects still look Spice Girls Viva Forever and it is Disney, after all, so we’ll be holding hands by the end of it, no doubt, but the focus this time is on Angelina Jolie’s personality. Full Story

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“Who’s Kelly?”

Duana Posted by Duana at January 27, 2014 17:00:03 January 27, 2014 17:00:03
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Girls Season 3 Episode 4 recap Okay, well, now I know why Jessa’s back. Not that there was ever any danger – it’s actually a really nice thing that despite anything we complain about, there’s no fractious recasting or infighting on Girls – but the character is back for a very specific purpose. Full Story

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Jonah and his BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 16:28:43 January 27, 2014 16:28:43
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I have not watched the entire episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange. After the opening monologue, what’s the point? It’s all you need to see. You can imagine how big his dick is right now. To have been recognised by the Academy AND to have scored Leonardo f-cking DiCaprio on the show? Leo went on to tell an audience of millions to that Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, is a “real actor” now. Full Story

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Missing Miley, Missing Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 16:06:15 January 27, 2014 16:06:15
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Didn’t you? There was nothing on the carpet that was exciting, that you were WAITING for. Don’t tell me you were waiting for Katy Perry either. No one waits for Katy Perry fashion. Not the way we wait for Rihanna. And Miley Cyrus too. Both Rihanna and Miley were at Clive Davis’s annual pre-party on Saturday night. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 15:31:25 January 27, 2014 15:31:25
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The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Ariana’s Grammy side

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2014 15:06:54 January 27, 2014 15:06:54
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See? It’s that ONE f-cking side…ONLY! Click here for a refresher about Ariana Grande’s one side. Ever since Ben Mulroney made me notice, it’s become the only thing I notice about Ariana Grande – and you too. Because I kept getting emails and tweets about it from you last night. Full Story

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