The new video for Britney's Ooh La La has just been released. Is it good? Not exactly. Is it weird? Definitely. Does it feature a Smurf dance crew? Indeed. The question that remains unanswered though is - will this girl ever dance again? Madonna once sang to her successor, "C'mon Britney, lose control. Full Story
On July 1, US Weekly broke the news that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco were dating. The next day, Cuoco conveniently got papped at the nail bar. The day after that, Cuoco and Cavill were shot together on a hike in the hills by a photographer who just, you know, woke up and decided it would be a good place to hang out for several hours that day in the hopes that Superman would just show up. Full Story
He must be thinking, “Daniel Day-Lewis has three. Why not me?” First in October, Tom Hanks has Paul Greengrass’s Captain Phillips, about the Maersk Alabama’s crew being taken hostage by Somali pirates, which is sure to be a tense and heroic turn for Hanks. And then in December he’s starring as Walt Disney in Saving Mr. Full Story
F-ck Henry Cavill, OK? When even one half of My Obsession is around, Henry Cavill can wait. Aaron Taylor-Johnson spent a couple of months in Vancouver shooting Godzilla. Production on the film has been moved to Oahu, Hawaii. Check him out, all American army buffed and, at the same time, British pale. Full Story
And now, an epistolary post. Which I am doing because it will be fun, and not just because “epistolary” makes me sound good. Excerpted from an email from Kelly: “I know you guys don’t give Busy Phillips a lot of coverage…But seriously: your name is an adjective so to be different you name your kid after an insect? Is the next one going to be Praying Mantis Silverstein. Full Story
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Katy Cambridge’s supposed due date came and went yesterday. Baby Wales has not yet arrived. Prince William is scheduled to play at a charity polo match on Sunday and they’re making a big ass deal of the fact that he’s still going even though his wife could deliver at any time. Please. Full Story
Happy Birthday Astrid with love from Alex and Spike. It was great seeing you at SMUT! “For my OT5 from Carole. I don’t know how it happened either but I love a boy band so hard and I can never thank them enough for the amazing friendship that we’ve all developed. I can’t wait to see ONE DIRECTION with you ladies this weekend! We’ll miss our Spetherlands Princess SO much but maybe Kaffy will dream about skyping you from the show again?” (Lainey: I was asked to attach some non-“fetus” photos of the band, which I don’t understand how this is possible…but here they are on a balcony in June waving to fans in Miami. Full Story
Pop quiz, hotshot. Not to mix movie quotes but what’s this from?
"Look at it, Johnny. Look at it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, man. Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me. One wave. I mean where am I gonna go, man?"
Bodhi disappeared into the surf and never came back.
Well… not exactly. Hollywood is bringing him back. They’re remaking Point Break. I don’t know why. It’s perfectly fine as it is. Except now they’re adapting it for the X Games generation. Taylor Lautner is the new Keanu Reeves? And Liam Hemsworth channels Patrick Swayze? If Val Kilmer plays the Gary Busey part… OK that just made me laugh. Maybe there’s hope after all.
Yours in gossip,
But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany about women. Full Story
Uneasy is the head that wears the crown It would apply to Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, once all kings of the box office. For now though, RDJ’s reign seems pretty secure. He was first out with Iron Man 3. They came, they tried, they were turned away. It’s unlikely now that any other movie this year will match or exceed Tony Stark’s take. Full Story