Mimi can’t ride a bike…or hear?

August 22, 2013 13:20:43 Posted at August 22, 2013 13:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A blind item was posted on The Wrap, a pretty legitimate site, yesterday, so full of amazingness and flavour, that it will save you from whatever it is you need saving from as you slog your way to the weekend, the penultimate weekend of the summer. Full Story

The Bridge 1.7: “I am the truth”

August 22, 2013 13:10:33 Posted at August 22, 2013 13:10:33
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Bridge Season 1 Episode 7 recap Last week my neighborhood experienced a blackout, which meant I missed The Bridge, which meant no recap. But after catching up, the takeaways from episode six are that truculent teen Gina, who was introduced only to witness Serial Killer Doug serial killing her father, was herself serial-killed, the man who killed Sonya’s sister (played by Coover Bennett) was permanently brain damaged courtesy Hank, and Marco’s father co-founded a cartel with Fausto’s father, which Fausto in now running. Full Story

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Franco van Gogh

August 22, 2013 12:52:49 Posted at August 22, 2013 12:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing like starting off the day with a mega eye roll. No one delivers mega eye roll like James Franco. Franco movies, Franco books, Franco poetry, Franco sculpture, Franco painting… Now Franco TV. It was announced yesterday that the Ovation network in the US will launch James Franco Presents in November, a 10 part “anthology series” that will, according Robert Weiss, the network’s chief creative officer, show “the word of art through James’ eyes. Full Story

August 22, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 22, 2013 12:41:23 Posted at August 22, 2013 12:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jason Kempin/ Getty

To Mel and Annie who are missing Douglas and Paco – looking for adventure is exactly what they must be doing now. And, given the timing, the point is they wanted to do it together. What a beautiful idea: that some friendships really are eternal. And for Leigh who’s had a sh-tty week and has been spending a lot of time with Walt White – of course you know I’d agree with you about how the right gossip is a great coping mechanism, and if this is the right gossip, I’m happy to help…with Jay Baruchel. Full Story

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Oprah interviewed Lindsay Lohan and it was supposed to be a television event. It wasn’t. Lohan’s exclusive with her new Jesus averaged just under 2 million viewers, nothing remarkable. Which doesn’t really build confidence for that documentary series they’re shooting about how Lohan’s putting her career back together, due to air next year.  Read Full Intro

Cam & Jason Segel?

August 21, 2013 20:15:28 Posted at August 21, 2013 20:15:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ Getty

Let’s begin with a disclaimer: the source for the following is LIFE & STYLE. So… you know. According to the magazine, the two went on a date in the Hamptons. They also went grocery shopping together. Since Gwyneth Paltrow is in the neighbourhood, am assuming she approves. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 21, 2013 19:15:18 Posted at August 21, 2013 19:15:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley’s future hair (Dlisted)

An engaged Direction – thanks God not mine! (Too Fab)

The former Mrs Woods is beautiful (The Superficial)

Henry Cavill brings his nerd face to Japan (Just Jared)

Miley’s ass in mom shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Jennifer Garner’s mom pants part of the costume? (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt could have been Tom Cruise (Cele|bitchy)

Engagement rings – some nice, some HIDEOUS (Romance Beat)

How do these shows get renewed??? (Reality Tea)

Oh, HELLO Anna Kendrick (Hollywood PQ)

Gossip Genie to the Hamptons

August 21, 2013 17:09:42 Posted at August 21, 2013 17:09:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow's in the Hamptons, riding around on her scooter, no makeup, cut-off jeans, hair scraped back in a bun. You know who else is spending August in the Hamptons? The Slum Bears. Gossip Genie that for me would you? G and JLO running into each other at Jack's Coffee. Full Story

It’s like being almost pregnant

August 21, 2013 16:14:13 Posted at August 21, 2013 16:14:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

US Weekly has an update on The Robsten Saga: Mounting Angst Part 6, in which Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have an “intense conversation” and will “probably pick up where they left off”. Well that’s more plot than we got in all of Breaking Dawn. Full Story

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Marion & Michael Fassbender

August 21, 2013 15:34:20 Posted at August 21, 2013 15:34:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an adaptation of MacBeth with Michael Fassbender as the title character. Sarah previously wrote about it here. Word is, it will be Marion Cotillard as Lady Macbeth. According to Deadline filming starts in January. Full Story

Avril Lavigne is frenching Winnie Cooper

August 21, 2013 15:20:33 Posted at August 21, 2013 15:20:33
Dean Posted by Dean

Avril Lavigne has a new video, and she’s making out with Winnie Cooper in it and it’s just making me feel so old. I’m sorry to make this about me, and I’m sorry to be a h8er boi, and I’m sorry that I’m about to gripe like the resurrected ghost of Andy Rooney, but I just know that whatever is supposed to be appealing about this video is lost on anyone over 11 and the whole thing just makes me feel so much, and so tired. Full Story

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