Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay

June 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place. Then again, who cares? She’s hot and she’s breastfeeding and she’s passionate about saving refugees and adopting children and hopefully making more sweet love and babies with Brad so at the end of the day, does it really matter that she’s a sentence fragment outlaw? Nah…didn’t think so. I hope you all watched it. Educating AND entertaining, fashion AND function – what’s not to love? Especially Anderson Cooper. Yum yum gay gay! Why is it that all the good ones go homo? Everything, everything about that man is perfect. The clothes, the dramatic pauses, the way he says “360”, like it’s the only number that counts – with the butch emphasis on the “six” just to keep you guessing. I can’t get enough! And two hours with these two? It was almost, just almost, too much beauty for me to bear. Photo from DListed.
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