Three White Bikinis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2007 00:00:00 October 1, 2007 00:00:00

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – they’ve applied for a marriage license, will have one year to make it official but is claiming they actually did it this weekend. says they didn’t.

Meanwhile this is the most press Rick’s had since getting infected by Hollywood Ebola while Pam’s horrid romantic record remains in tact. Her taste is legendarily awful.

For those who need an introduction, Rick of course is the piece sh-t who will burn in hell forever for making Paris Hilton famous by f&cking her on video and selling it to the free world. Needless to say, the dude is scum. Needless to say, this will end badly. Perhaps with another video which you will so totally watch. And enjoy. Don’t lie.

As for wedding attire, she married Tommy on a beach in a white bikini and Kid Rock on a yacht in a bikini…bet your fake tits she’ll do the same this time.

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