Burberry Devalued

January 31, 2008 14:00:30 Posted at January 31, 2008 14:00:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson.

She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of foundation on her haggard ass face. It’s all that hard living, you know? I could almost count the gangbangs. Pam showed up a full hour after Shawn did. Being the title hostess and all, it wasn’t at all necessary for her to be on time.

They were all waiting though. The autograph seekers and the super fans and one young boy, probably 12 years old, who stood in line for 3 hours for a glimpse. Worse still…his father was with him! Who are these people???

So Pam struts up to the carpet, surrounded by bodyguards and publicists, and a reporter asks her what she’s wearing. Of course she had no idea so she shouted down to her rep for the answer. Would you believe Pamela Anderson was wearing …


Burberry that supposedly objected to Victoria Beckham turning their brand into a chav label and now Pamela Anderson’s fake tits are encased in their brand? Will Jenna Jameson be next? Will Burberry rule the carpet at the next AVN Adult Video Awards?

Love it.


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