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The Daily SexyTime: Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Wahwahweewah! Do you know what comes out on DVD today? Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan … My Borat comes out on DVD today! KILLER special features including: - Five extended/deleted scenes - Deleted footage montage, featuring never-before-seen clips - Publicity Tour Montage, including appearances at The Toronto International Film Festival, Cannes, Comic-Con and others I have 5 copies to give away to 5 true fans. Full Story

Paris Pelted in Vienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2007 12:00:00 February 15, 2007 12:00:00

She’s been invited to attend the city’s annual Opera Ball. Every year, some rich ass dude invites a celebrity to be his date – past dates have included Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra so clearly you can see where his taste runs foul. Shame really. Because Vienna is one of the world’s finest, classiest cities. Full Story

Monday, January 29, 2007 Dear Gossips, Those dumbass rumours that George Clooney would actually stoop to taking out Pamela Anderson? Exactly that – DUMB. ASS. Sorry for the smug but there’s a reason why you didn’t read about it here last week… I mean seriously, even IF you believe the gay gossip (which I don’t), even IF he needed a new beard (which he doesn’t), even IF he temporarily lost his class (which he hasn’t), are you telling me George Clooney wouldn’t have had a better option than Pam Anderson? She’s old, she’s rough, and she’s been overused. And did I mention old? Please. Caution as you traverse the smutty terrain, savvy? But still, in spite of it all, there was one positive that came out of an otherwise ludicrous report and that was his swift and steady and SPECIFIC denial. George Clooney - who is linked with a different flooze every week, who was linked repeatedly and erroneously with Renee Zellweger several times last year and still didn’t bother correcting it, who has openly admitted to encouraging false rumours about his love life, who never makes it a habit of officially debunking his tabloid dating diary – George Clooney was so worried that we would actually believe he’d soil himself with Pamela Anderson he issued a dismissal of the claims faster than you can say rock skank shares needles. And not only did he refute the reports, he went so far as to say he hadn’t seen her in seven long years - the PR version of a f*ckin’ quarantine… Hee. Weekend gossip, SAG report, Gisele and Tom Brady’s genetic perfection and more… Monday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My friend Justine just sent me this link – not exactly gossip related but holy frickin’ hell! I have NEVER seen someone lose their sh-t in such spectacular fashion. Click here to watch - I promise you, it’ll make your hideous Monday morning suddenly seem a whole lot better.

The NBR and Pene’s Low Key Campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me but I wish she’d quit teasing the crown…it’s so 90’s Pam Anderson, don’t you think? Anyway, here’s P at Letterman and at the National Board of Review Gala last night in NYC, probably a long shot for Volver win at this point, considering Helen Mirren received the honour last night, but Penelope’s has been the longest, steadiest campaign of them all…hampered by the foreign language component unfortunately and also by time. Full Story

Pam loses baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2006 12:00:00 November 10, 2006 12:00:00

See? It WAS a PamRock! Pamela Anderson’s publicists have confirmed that it was early and that she lost the baby late last week. Sigh. Total suckage, let’s hope she can bounce back, Poor Pam. But not Poor Denise. Full Story

The Daily Heaving Cleave: Patricia Arquette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2006 12:00:00 October 16, 2006 12:00:00

I know this is wrong…on so many levels. It is wrong…but also so, so, so right. Because this is NOT Pamela Anderson"s fakies spilling out of a size 0. Or Victoria Beckham"s for that matter. This, my fellow gossips, is Patricia Arquette - all woman, all curves, wonderfully bodacious, amazingly REAL - spilling out of a dress that simply cannot contain her jiggle. Full Story

If Jessie came to Canada...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Check out Jessica out and about the other night with a newly enlarged pair of c*ck lips, as ridiculous as they were 9 months ago when she shot them up the first time - cheap, budget, small town trailer, tacky written all over her blonde bob, Puck Bunny written all over her big ass tits. At press time, we are just under 24 hours away from a brand new season of NHL hockey. Full Story

Always Posh, only Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

Save it, ok? I know you’re going to cut her, I know you’ll look at these undated photos (considering the hair, they must be pretty recent) and go off about her concrete boob job and the c*cksucking cheekbones and the permapout and the endless CHAV. I know. But what you ridicule is precisely what I love. Full Story

Pam & Kid stay true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

You gotta love a girl who stays true to her roots, who knows her own style, or lack thereof, and doesn’t make the mistake of “classing up” when class in this case is clearly overrated. For this reason, I have developed a newfound appreciation for the gift that is Pamela Anderson. I celebrate her decision to kick off the first of 4 rumoured wedding ceremonies in a teeny tiny white bikini, proudly showing off the assets that have made her who she is. Full Story

The Daily Canadian: George Stroumboulopoulos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

If you"re not in Canada, chances are you don"t know George…yet. But he"s just landed a huge gig as the host of The One - ABC"s answer to American Idol - and since I"ve always had a thing for this sexy beast, I think it"s high time for y"all down South to get a load of our Ryan Seacrest - only without the highlights and the cloying personality and the maybe hiding gaybe charade. Full Story

Angelina & Anderson: big lips and hot gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2006 12:00:00 June 22, 2006 12:00:00

She’s mesmerizing, isn’t she? Not too much makeup, the most beautiful, beautiful eyes, the juiciest, juiciest lips…I can’t get enough of this bitch, even IF she’s not particularly articulate. And I’m not saying she’s like country Britney or anything but seriously, if you forget what she looks like and you just focus on what she’s saying, she never finishes proper phrases – it’s bitsand pieces all over the place. Full Story