Pamela Anderson Gossip

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I’m heading to Whistler, British Columbia for the rest of the week on my 2nd field assignment for eTalk! Will be posting via laptop which means super low tech emails as opposed to the moderately low tech emails official subscribers are accustomed to. Fresh smut Tuesday night…AFTER I enjoy Angelina’s interview with Anderson Cooper, my favourite gaygay newsman. Can’t wait! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Sunday, June 4, 2006
Dear gossips, Seeing Pamela Anderson in the flesh at Fashion Cares was trippy. But that pales in comparison – for me anyway – to seeing an exboyfriend from Grade 10. I dated him AND his brother. Thank Goddess it wasn’t a fat day. He was coming down the escalator with the woman who I later learned was his wife, we made eye contact, he walked over, I could barely contain myself, we hugged, exchanged pleasantries…and then he called me Leslie. At which point I told him to leave. Then he said – Wait...Elaine! Apparently his brother was there as well. Lovely. As if things couldn’t get any worse, I proceeded to SPIT MY MINT out by accident while we were talking. And there isn’t a killer dress in the world that can save you from that kind of ass nation. Sigh. But back to Fashion Cares. And Pam. You think you know because you’ve seen her a thousand times in photos and you expect it to be the same and your inner bitch is foaming at the mouth ready to giv’er and then she walks in and she’s just a few feet away and – I’m telling you – she owns the room. She has that “it.” And those breasts? I know this is hard to believe, but they are BIGGER than they look in pictures. Let me qualify by saying it was a room full of reporters but still…when those massive mounds of manufactured mayhem barely contained by a skin right red dress make their entrance, you can’t help but want to snuggle in for a nap. It also doesn’t hurt that she can’t stop touching herself. Her hair, her body, she wiggles, she fidgets – I got kinda hot just watching her. And now I understand a little bit more. Why some men would shave a decade off their life just for one night. For me, however, the highlight of the night had to be getting cussed out ON CAMERA by a couple of drag queens backstage while a thousand naked models ran around looking hungry. It’s a moment you can see during my full report for eTalk tomorrow (Monday) night at 7pm. And if you don’t happen to live in Canada, check the eTalk site after the show. You should (I hope) find the clip and all my interviews online. In the meantime, it’s all about the MTV Movie Awards. Hosted by Jessica Alba (yawn) with a killer performance by Christina Aguilera and featuring an array of badly dressed celebrities for your viewing pleasure. Every star with something to promote showed up. Which brings us to the fashion wrap up – a great way to start your Monday, non? In today’s issue: MTV style musings, a study in Simpson, and Karl Lagerfeld heals the world. But first – a huge jump up and down giddy clap clap for Vince Vaughn. Just as I hoped for last week, his star is safe and his Break Up ruled the box office. A huge congratulations also to Jennifer Aniston who has succeeded yet again in hitching her Chin onto the back of a winning ride. Strategic loving is always a better play than strategic crying, don’t you think? As always, pics are on the site

Fashion Cares

June 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Party with the gays! Will be covering the 20th Annual Fashion Cares: M.A.C. Viva Glam 20 event for eTalk on Saturday night. My first report from the red carpet! Pam Anderson is expected, Dsquared2 is expected, Prince"s new protégé is expected but more importantly, all the most fabulous homo-ellas are expected! Why? To benefit the Aids Committee of Toronto! So if you"re in T-dot and you have a ridiculously hot dress or a new tux that you"ve been dying to wear and nowhere to wear it to, get off your ass and get your ticket! If not, I"ll have a full report on Sunday night. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Gillian Anderson

March 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gillian Anderson has apparently lost her marbles. And it shows. First she went bananas on some innocent passenger during a cross Atlantic flight. Then came these hideous photos. Some women look great when they"re not smiling. They have mastered the hard pout, the intense glare, the "I know you want to screw me but you can"t" expression. Full Story

From Barbara in Waterloo: Pammie"s buds enhanced?

January 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it Pamela Anderson? She is a definite famewhore with lots of legal problems and what a sex life!!!! If you watch her on Stacked, she always has these nipples sticking out. I often point them out to my husband because they seem so TINY compared to the size of her boobs. I also get a kick out of where they actually sit. Full Story

Worst Canadian: Pamela Anderson

January 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first, I was impressed. Her breasts weren’t in danger of attacking anyone and her snatch seemed to be safely tucked away. It’s all good…right? And then I got a closer look. Which is when I discovered that her ladies are so big she needed a hammock to keep them contained. Call me cruel, but I will never, ever applaud someone who willingly increases their boobs to the point of needing a tit sling. Full Story

Mariah Carey - a breast examination

January 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have pointed out astutely that the Carey carriage did not look so ample 15 years ago when she was noticeably thinner and less well endowed. Point taken. But I also want to draw your attention to the fact that she has grown exponentially AND proportionally. As my friend Brian would say - the hooty matches the booty. Full Story